I once had a dream that I needed to take a piss so there was a TV on the floor so I'm like, perfect, a place to piss. But then the TV turned on and Patrick Stewart was on and I'm like aww man, I can't pee on it now! When I woke up I was baffled by my dream logic. Why was a TV in the middle of a room the perfect place to pee? More confusing, why the hell did Patrick Stewart ruin it? The man is awesome, but is he dream logic awesome?
That was a dream, what's your excuse?