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[EverydayBeast]

ass crack summer​

 

[INC]

If it was health magazine then I agree. She’s just promoting herself on Instagram. Requiring a health warning there would be ridiculous

Im just being sassy

 

[GeorgPrime]

Body diversity model for Beneton or Calvin Kleine, I think?

Had billboards of her up. Just woke shit.

Ahh i remember now. Looked at the billboard once but not my type lol

 

[TrainedRage]

Ass “crack”? more like an ass canyon

 

[Reality Czar]

A music video was released to accompany "Truth Hurts", styled by Brooke Candy.[30][31] It depicts the singer at a wedding, then leaving the groom at the altar.[24] The video finishes with the singer marrying herself, followed by a dance party.

LOL narcissistic beyond self parody.

 

[Impotaku]

bet when she pulls them cheeks apart it looks like a half eaten pb&j sandwich. Sorry i mean errr yeah stunning and brave.

 

[manfestival]

How do I increase my daily bowel movements?

 

[ManaByte]

 

[jdforge]

The report writes, “Lizzo looks absolutely stunning”.

Not sure if serious?

 

[Reality Czar]

Lizzo is basically a human asscrack.

 

[KrakenIPA]

eeww... Can she even cram all that into some jeans and grind on a mechanical bull? How can she ride if she can't even walk? Be like humpin' an air compressor WTF.

 

[nikolino840]

Oh is not lizzie mcguire

 

[ArtemisClydeFrog]

Oh is not lizzie mcguire

Nope

 

[zeioIIDX]

I'm dyin' at the bottom photo in that article where the stiletto of her right heel is crooked and bending outward at an angle due to her weight lol. Not sure why she's wearing those in the first place when it's clear they are far too slim for her feet since her feet meat are nearly hanging off the sides of her heels

 

[SJRB]

So brave, so healthy.

 

[ArtemisClydeFrog]

I'm dyin' at the bottom photo in that article where the stiletto of her right heel is crooked and bending outward at an angle due to her weight lol. Not sure why she's wearing those in the first place when it's clear they are far too slim for her feet since her feet meat are nearly hanging off the sides of her heels

my dude said feet meat lol

 

[GymWolf]

The report writes, “Lizzo looks absolutely stunning”.

Not sure if serious?

She can stun everyone if she fall on them.