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New Jack Chick - "We're all the same, except you."

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Matlock

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http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1021/1021_01.asp

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tedtropy

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Shouldn't this picture be accompanied by one of Jesus laughing manically as the souls of the damned are burned. Do they honestly expect to win people over with threats? How very Christian of them.

"You don't like Jesus, WELL FUCK YOU SATAN PUT HOOGE C0CK UP YOUR ASS!11!"
 

suaveric

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tedtropy said:
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Shouldn't this picture be accompanied by one of Jesus laughing manically as the souls of the damned are burned. Do they honestly expect to win people over with threats? How very Christian of them.

"You don't like Jesus, WELL FUCK YOU SATAN PUT HOOGE C0CK UP YOUR ASS!11!"

Threats sound pretty Catholic to me.
 

fennec fox

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Why are the Google ads for this thread selling me on free Chick-fil-a coupons? How do they know there's a Chick-fil-A within walking distance of my apartment? Is Chick-fil-A going to send me to hell?
 

tedtropy

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Man, Jesus is like the Saddum Husain of religions. Vote or die, motherfucker, vote or die! :lol
 
This is easily one of the weakest efforts from Chick. Only one sequence of images displays Chick's typical quality:

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Chick successfully shows the dialectic development of sinners by switching the setting to the modern world. He also takes a nice slap at the evil sin establishment, Burger King, while giving the holy rockers AC/DC a playful nod.
 

tedtropy

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Well that about sums up GAF. Except Olimario, of course...

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Yeah, I love this logic. "Love your enemies...then when they're not looking, kick their asses INTO ETERNAL HADES!!11! LOL"
 

border

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Laughing at some idiot's poorly made comic strip is not the same thing as Christian bashing.

STFU, I'm a Buddhist and you don't exist.
 

tedtropy

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Iceman said:
Hooray for thinly veiled christian bashing!!!

I'm fine with Christianity. It's the 'fire & brimstone' teaching method that I strongly disagree with. Faith should be formed from love and hope, not the fear that the devil is going to poker you up the butt for all eternity.
 
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