Darkmakaimura
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I got Animal Crossing as a gift from an old 90s friend on Christmas Eve.
I wanted it because I felt it might help relax me especially since I have been pretty depressed, lonely and really stressed and nervous.
Unfortunately, so far it's not as good as I was hoping. It's definitely not bad but it gets irritating.
Maybe things get better as you play. I mean I got a house already and some cool wallpaper for my home.
One thing that really annoys me is I keep running out of inventory space. I feel like I can't collect enough sea shells, insects, fossils, wood, fruit, ball sweat, whatever....
I'm constantly having to go back to Tom Nook's pad and selling stuff off or whatever just to make room.
Loading times are a bit slow too making it that much more annoying.
Some hippo bitch or whatever just moved to my island.
I got the owl who deals with fossils n' shit.
I'm trying to get a shop built but I don't have enough iron ingots or whatever and finding rocks to destroy isn't easy.
Some duck or whatever also landed on my island and has just been lying there with a bruise on his head. Nobody from the island is helping this poor little shit out and he's just lying there while the monkey who's like Animal Crossing's version of Mike "The Situation" is just walking by like nothing's happened.
Meanwhile I'm ordering dumb shit off that Nook terminal thinking something is useful when it's not. I ordered like one of those scooters thinking I could ride it around the island like a jackass but it's just decoration.
I was hoping for more Xmas crap but it's Toy Day and I didn't even get any toys. I guess it's like that so the game doesn't piss off people who don't celebrate Christmas but I'm a Jew who like Christmas stuff.
I guess I have to pay Nintendo real money n' shit for their online service so I can check out other people's islands. I have three friends only and I don't think any of them play Animal Crossing.
Oh well I got an ugly Christmas sweater and my character has big buck teeth just like I do in real life. They don't seem to have a "Big Jewish Nose" option like I have in real life so I'm going to have to make a fuss about this on Twitter and start cancelling people because I don't feel represented.
Anyways, it's just an okay game. Somebody better help that poor duck though. Imagine just bleeding out of your head while bipedal horses and hippos and other little furries just out there netting bugs n' shit.
I wanted it because I felt it might help relax me especially since I have been pretty depressed, lonely and really stressed and nervous.
Unfortunately, so far it's not as good as I was hoping. It's definitely not bad but it gets irritating.
Maybe things get better as you play. I mean I got a house already and some cool wallpaper for my home.
One thing that really annoys me is I keep running out of inventory space. I feel like I can't collect enough sea shells, insects, fossils, wood, fruit, ball sweat, whatever....
I'm constantly having to go back to Tom Nook's pad and selling stuff off or whatever just to make room.
Loading times are a bit slow too making it that much more annoying.
Some hippo bitch or whatever just moved to my island.
I got the owl who deals with fossils n' shit.
I'm trying to get a shop built but I don't have enough iron ingots or whatever and finding rocks to destroy isn't easy.
Some duck or whatever also landed on my island and has just been lying there with a bruise on his head. Nobody from the island is helping this poor little shit out and he's just lying there while the monkey who's like Animal Crossing's version of Mike "The Situation" is just walking by like nothing's happened.
Meanwhile I'm ordering dumb shit off that Nook terminal thinking something is useful when it's not. I ordered like one of those scooters thinking I could ride it around the island like a jackass but it's just decoration.
I was hoping for more Xmas crap but it's Toy Day and I didn't even get any toys. I guess it's like that so the game doesn't piss off people who don't celebrate Christmas but I'm a Jew who like Christmas stuff.
I guess I have to pay Nintendo real money n' shit for their online service so I can check out other people's islands. I have three friends only and I don't think any of them play Animal Crossing.
Oh well I got an ugly Christmas sweater and my character has big buck teeth just like I do in real life. They don't seem to have a "Big Jewish Nose" option like I have in real life so I'm going to have to make a fuss about this on Twitter and start cancelling people because I don't feel represented.
Anyways, it's just an okay game. Somebody better help that poor duck though. Imagine just bleeding out of your head while bipedal horses and hippos and other little furries just out there netting bugs n' shit.
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