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[Elektro Demon]

I've had this happened to me a few times. I had to take a dump and I sat there and I could feel it coming out. And it's out, and I could hear it splashing the water. Yeah, I have that good feeling when I take a dump, you know.
I get up and there's nothing there. Nothing. Not even a trace, not even a skidmark on the bowl, nothing. I tried googling this, and there isn't a definitive answer what is the cause of this.
Where did the poop go? It's gotta go somewhere. I heard it hitting the water. But there's nothing there. How is this possible?

 

[Tesseract]

dingleberry dynamo is back in the sprawl with his new dex

 

[Yoshi]

This is a remake of Cunth's "Perfect Poo" thread, right?

 

[Elektro Demon]

This is a remake of Cunth's "Perfect Poo" thread, right?

If video games get to have remakes, poop deserves it too.

But seriously, ghost poop is a real occurance. It's a mysterious phenomenon that needs definitive answers.

 

[Mista]

It baffles me how this garbage is acceptable now for the sake of “activity” .. Nothing against you OP

 

[Elektro Demon]

It baffles me how this garbage is acceptable now for the sake of “activity” .. Nothing against you OP

It's not garbage. I honestly am curious about ghost poop phenomenon. I've tried googling it, but nothing definitive is there.
Maybe one of gaf members has found out the reason behind this phenomenon.

 

[Onikaan]

Yes, infact. Allow me to explain. Basically your poop was like a mini torpedo and when it punctured the water it went down at and angle and popped up around the bend (please see diagram) in the plumbing. It definitely exists, it's just awaiting your flush out of sight so you don't have to look at it.

It's the perfect poo.

 

[Elektro Demon]

Yes, infact. Allow me to explain. Basically your poop was like a mini torpedo and when it punctured the water it went down at and angle and popped up around the bend (please see diagram) in the plumbing. It definitely exists, it's just awaiting your flush out of sight so you don't have to look at it.

It's the prefect poo.

Hold on, so it's not a psychological thing? I thought it was something related to that.
Well, mystery solved. That bend thing makes sense.

 

[nikolino840]

Coprophilia - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

 

[mekes]

You literally had the thought that their might never have been a shit in the first place? Hahaha

Its a once a week thing for me. By this point I just give myself a pat on the back and feel smug for a minute.

 

[Onikaan]

Hold on, so it's not a psychological thing? I thought it was something related to that.
Well, mystery solved. That bend thing makes sense.

It's certainly possible. Maybe you were falling asleep on the toilet and dreamt it? However I think it's more likely you just ran Into the two toilet phenomena of our time. A "No Wiper", flanked quickly by a "ghostie".

You should be proud.

 

[Cunth]

could be just a fart and the splash you hear is the fart gas hitting the water at high speed. it happens.

 

[Elektro Demon]

Coprophilia - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

Nah, man.

 

[Constant Flux]

You sure do love talking about poop. The Dingleberry Dynamo strikes again.

 

[The Cockatrice]

It baffles me how this garbage is acceptable now for the sake of “activity” .. Nothing against you OP

Forum points are a living for some.