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Timedog's Christmas Gift 2016 (#bigly #this_is_great #slamdunk)

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Tanks timdog. I fucked to this song today. If babby is born I'll name it miracle because this was the greatest gift of all. My nips were so hard you could hang ornaments off em.
 
Oh god I have too much alcohol at my house. I have like 10-15 bottles of liquor and like 3-4 bottles of wine and at least three 9% beers in the fridge. No one's visiting. This is not for a special occasion. How much should I drink tonight?
 
Oh god I have too much alcohol at my house. I have like 10-15 bottles of liquor and like 3-4 bottles of wine and at least three 9% beers in the fridge. No one's visiting. This is not for a special occasion. How much should I drink tonight?

Pace yourself and know your limits...

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Oh god I have too much alcohol at my house. I have like 10-15 bottles of liquor and like 3-4 bottles of wine and at least three 9% beers in the fridge. No one's visiting. This is not for a special occasion. How much should I drink tonight?
Pour all of it in a big cooking pot and throw all your sugar in the cooking pot and 2 ice cubes if u have ice cubes, if not a piece of frozen meat is fine
 
Pour all of it in a big cooking pot and throw all your sugar in the cooking pot and 2 ice cubes if u have ice cubes, if not a piece of frozen meat is fine

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I stayed up all night and finally went to bed at 4:30pm. I just woke up now at 10:45pm. Is my sleep schedule fucked forever? Should I start drinking even though I just woke up?
 
I stayed up all night and finally went to bed at 4:30pm. I just woke up now at 10:45pm. Is my sleep schedule fucked forever? Should I start drinking even though I just woke up?

I'm drinking and it's 3pm here, so I'd say yes it makes more sense to drink at 10:45pm
 
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