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Video cards are better than babies but kittens are better than both.

Redneckerz

Those long posts don't cover that red neck boy
Herewith, a rundown of the relative merits of four options for the computer enthusiast - a kitten, a puppy, a baby, and (as a representative example of the more usual kind of home information technology purchase) a new video card.

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Clearly, and despite competing opinions, a kitten is substantially preferable to a puppy. It's also, incidentally, obvious that a new video card is 1.5 times as desirable as a baby.

In their favour, babies can be made at home and offer superior resale value.

The kitten, however, is obviously the better option.
 

nkarafo

Member
Babies are cute when they belong to somebody else.

All the other items in the list are cute all the time.
 
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