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What are the funniest sports soundbites?

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Cloudy

Banned
Playoffs!?!? - Jim Mora Sr
We talkin' bout practice - Allen Iverson
YOU PLAY TO WIN THE GAME! - Herm Edwards

What are some other good ones? And any video/audio would be awesome too :lol
 

retardboy

Member
Didn't some ref from the Laker/Twolves game yesterday say to Atkins something like WTF I didn't know you were that good. I'm probably exaggerating, but he said something similar.
 

Miguel

Member
"Teardrot from grod"
"Anuda lebol"

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Loki

Count of Concision
Any time Stephon Marbury opens his mouth. It's like he's perpetually zooted. :D


Besides, you guys took all the good lines. :p
 

Archaix

Drunky McMurder
Eminem said:
"Both teams played hard"

-Rasheed Wallace

This might be my favorite.

Chad Pennington's "privilege" speech was hillarious in a surreal, "He can't actually be lecturing them..." sort of way.
 

Eminem

goddamit, Griese!
Archaix said:
This might be my favorite.


yeah, it's definitely mine. sad though, i never found a clip of it online and only saw the full thing twice on ESPNews the day after it happened =(
 

Miguel

Member
O're the RAAAMPART WEEE WAAATCHED
Were so galantly streaming...

AND THE ROCKACKS...RED GLACK

...uh oh...

The bombs bursting.....in ahhh
Gave proof through the niiight
That our flag was still there

"I'll make up for it now"

Oh SAY does that Star spangled baannnner....yetwaaaaa-a-a-aave.
O're the land...O're the land of the freee
And the home....of theee.... bra-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ave!
 

levious

That throwing stick stunt of yours has boomeranged on us.
that Jim Mora clip is not nearly as funny as it has been in my memory.

I love Barkley's "what do you need more than one ESPN for?" comments.
 

LakeEarth

Member
No wrestling mentions? Mongo McMichael's cryptic message of...
"Look at this venue here, this place is agropo (?) and dat don't mean you're digging around in the dirt with farm imbliments baby!"
 
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