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[cormack12]

How are you going to dress? Jogging bottoms? Slacks? Shirt and tie with natty cardigan? T-Shirt and shorts?

Are you gonna be healthy? Going on rambles and walks? Settle down with quieter hobbies like crochet, painting, reading? Will you be down the local pub/bar pretending to play golf?

You going to still game? Single player only? Take the grandkids out every day?

Going to be a driver? Maybe own an RV or kick back with a nice saloon touring the country?

 

[nush]

Independent, chill, no woman (Replaced with a dog), still play videogames. Livin' the dream till the end of days.

 

[Dacvak]

 

[winjer]

 

[*Nightwing]

Already there.

Bitter old man mode engaged years ago

 

[Fart Knight]

I dont think Ill reach that age bracket

 

[T8SC]

 

[Daneel Elijah]

Hopefully I will live that long. A few members from my family died to heart attacks and I feel that it will be how I will go too. But if I do, I will probably stay at home and use VR to see all the places that I did not get to see in reality. And play Star Citizen and GTA 7.

I dont think Ill reach that age bracket

Yep. Me too.

 

[NecrosaroIII]

I'm going to be a 70 year old man child bitter at the world and with a heart full of rage.

Probably this one.

 

[John Marston]

I dont think Ill reach that age bracket

After accompanying my mom through her dementia and the nursing home circuit during her last years I can sympathise.

Personality wise I'll be the same.
What matters is staying independent & keeping my apartment.
Everything else will be gravy

 

[Spyxos]

I will find myself an esports retirement home and together we will dominate the gaming world.

 

[German Hops]

Cyborg;

 

[Grildon Tundy]

Growing old is my dream. Well, technically, retirement is my dream, but realistically it'll only happen if I grow old.

I plan to do everything I do on the weekends and love but all the time: video games (best with friends); going for a run/walk; watching TV; making music; writing (very) occasionally; eating ridiculously good food.

In addition to the above, I want to move to a low cost-of-living country and live on the ocean. There was a remote beach (Otres Beach 3) a few miles from Sihanoukville, Cambodia I visited where an older American expat owned a bar/restaurant on the ocean. He hired locals who seemed happy to work there. He's living my dream. I hope this isn't racist in a way I'm not considering (colonizing or subjugating somehow). The people working there made relatively good money. This is right around the place:

I have no woman and no kids, so I am doing my best to save/invest money like a Scrooge and stay physically active because it'll all be up to me. I pray to be healthy and to have enough money to not die in a gutter, and I hope the same or better for everyone.

 

[ThatStupidLion]

hunched over shuffling along at the pace of a snail wearing a ship captains hat

 

[hybrid_birth]

This is going to be me in the nursing home watching sex scenes on TV.

 

[Pancakes and Sausage]

I’m probably going the Biden route.

Stumbling and mumbling

 

[jason10mm]

Punks, every damn one of them!

 

[Lambogenie]

A cynical old git that people will grow distant from because he's stuck in the past

 

[Putonahappyface]

Anti-social.

 

[Ownage]

Probably more of a family man.

 

[Revolutionary]

no woman (Replaced with a dog)

 

[jufonuk]

But wiser

Also a cool grandad

 

[Trogdor1123]

Punks, every damn one of them!

This is what I’ll be too. I already have trouble walking through the mall as I frown at all the stupid kids for the way they dress. Can’t these morons just dress normally?

 

[Trunx81]

 

[AJUMP23]

inappropriately funny and cool.

 

[Toons]

One that a young person meets and never forgets meeting hopefully. One that can impart wisdom but also respect others perspectives.

But im more likely to bizarrely die in my 50s from a 1 in 1000000 disease than have that chance.

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

Skip to 10s

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

Me nowadays whenever I have to deal with them youngins. I'm turning 40 this month too

 

[Badlucktroll]

 

[EviLore]

 

[Nobody_Important]

The dead kind hopefully.


I don't want to live long enough to see my body fail me.

 

[Atrus]

Rich and no longer needing to tolerate idiots as much as I do.

 

[RJMacready73]

I'll be fucking happy if the kids invite me round for dinner and the wife still dols out hand jobs

 

[Esca]

Dead

 

[TintoConCasera]

Demented human blob that also happens to be horny.

 

[Kamina]

 

[Gp1]

Definitely Old man Clint Eastwood, i see a lot of my grandfather on his characters in Grand Tourino, Cry Macho etc.

 

[IntentionalPun]

Chances are I won’t live to be elderly but we’ll see.

If I do live to be elderly I’ll be an old drugged out perv.

 

[Rentahamster]

Lecherous and smelling of finely aged prunes.




So basically same as now.

 

[GymWolf]

I'm probably gonna die before getting old.

 

[nkarafo]

Lonely and bitter. My hope is to have enough money to put myself in a nursing home.

 

[Cyberpunkd]

How are you going to dress? Jogging bottoms? Slacks? Shirt and tie with natty cardigan? T-Shirt and shorts?

Are you gonna be healthy? Going on rambles and walks? Settle down with quieter hobbies like crochet, painting, reading? Will you be down the local pub/bar pretending to play golf?

You going to still game? Single player only? Take the grandkids out every day?

Going to be a driver? Maybe own an RV or kick back with a nice saloon touring the country?

GILF, hitting the gym and running. Kick-ass grandpa. Healthy (I hope).

 

[DAHGAMING]

A dead 1.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

 

[mansoor1980]

 

[Vyse]

Rich AF.

 

[haxan7]

Independent, chill, no woman (Replaced with a dog), still play videogames. Livin' the dream till the end of days.

ew i didn't know that was legal in China

 

[22:22:22]

Homeless on some island

 

[cormack12]

Respect for carrying a bag of pants in case you shit your own

 

[drganon]

I'm planning on dying of a energy drink induced heart attack by 50.