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keanerie

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Once you pop you just can't stop. I can't get enough of these damn things. What are everyone's favorite flavors?

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I'm partial to Sour Cream and Onion.

But really, anything with that curleh mustache on the canister is good in my book. The BBQ ones are also good.

I really like them with a few scoops of Haagen Dasz, too. Nothing better to do than to eat those two things on a rainy day, when I'm watching a good b-ball game, especially the Celtics and the Knicks, fuck the Knicks, though.
 
i pity everyone who never got to try corn pringles. Not corn chips labeled pringles, but actual corn flavored pringles. Obviously this doesnt sound like anything spectacular, or even good, but they were delicious and probably the greatest food ever canceled.
 
I used to like them. They are over processed in my opinion. They're not even real potato, although I'm definitely sure GAF knows this.

Sour Cream & Onion were my favourite though. I'd eat them again, just not like I used to.
 

jakncoke

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keanerie said:
Once you pop you just can't stop. I can't get enough of these damn things. What are everyone's favorite flavors?

67poa1.jpg


I'm partial to Sour Cream and Onion.

But really, anything with that curleh mustache on the canister is good in my book. The BBQ ones are also good.

I really like them with a few scoops of Haagen Dasz, too. Nothing better to do than to eat those two things on a rainy day, when I'm watching a good b-ball game, especially the Celtics and the Knicks, fuck the Knicks, though.

ya Sour Cream and Onion are good, you like Dill flavored?
 

MNC

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UraMallas said:
Original flavor.

Hey, somebody post the Pringles olestra story.
:lol was it that anal leakage thing?


I was just about to say this thread got me hungry. Not so much now... :lol
 

Dagon

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Do you guys in the US/Canada have the Prawn Cocktail flavoured ones? I love these. I have way more of them than I should.
 

GhaleonEB

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I bought a can of Pringles this week - Cheddar Cheese - and the top of the can said "Special Size to Customize!" or something like that. I thought it was a different size can, but upon inspection it looked about the same.

But the Pringles themselves were much narrower than before - looking down the can, about 1/3 of the can was empty space along the sides of the chips. So the special part was, they made the chips smaller.

Which makes me sad, because I like the cheese and sour cream and onion ones.
 
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NinjaFridge

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Yeah, hard to beat Sour Cream and Onion although i loved Paprika just as much.
 
Sour Cream and Onion are generally the most popular from what I've encountered, and I feel similarly.
Did enjoy those prawn ones over Christmas though.
 
Suburban Cowboy said:
i pity everyone who never got to try corn pringles. Not corn chips labeled pringles, but actual corn flavored pringles. Obviously this doesnt sound like anything spectacular, or even good, but they were delicious and probably the greatest food ever canceled.

They were damn good. The world is a lesser place without them.
 

RevenantKioku

PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS oh god i am drowning in them
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Okay, not really. But I thought it was a funny name.
 

themadcowtipper

Smells faintly of rancid stilton.
I used to like pringles, until i found out what real chips were.....

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It what gods eats after they are done getting laid....
 

MNC

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deadbeef said:
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Don't even fucking say a word. I like potato chips, and can't eat them very much or I'll get fat.

I tried out these Pringles Fat-Free chips because they were super low-cal. BBQ flavor. the fuck.

The can said they had 70 calories per serving, which meant the whole can had 490 calories inside total. I could munch through a can in a day with my lunch, dinner, etc. So I got several cans, and began enjoying one a day for the past four days. But what they dont fucking tell you...

Except in tiny print you cant read without a fucking electron microscope

...is that the primary ingredient is something called "olean" which I have since learned is Latin for "Unwashable & Indestructible Ass Grease."

Oh Yeah. I'm not even kidding.

So today, while I'm standing in the living room debating whether or not Laundry or Dishes will get done first, I get the urge to fart. I live alone, so sweet. I let the honk loose and its wrong. Something just sounded wrong. I know my own wind, and I have never farted a sound that sounded like a fart wrapped in a pillow.

Oh yes, something was very wrong. I had just shat myself. But this evil olean makes shitting yourself sound almost like a regular fart, and had I not been particularly attentive, it could easily have gone unnoticed, I'm telling you. THAT's how utterly covert and evil this olean stuff is. What the fuck?! What if I'd gone out to hang with friends or gone for a drive, what then?

So I walk carefully to the bathroom and disrobe. before I even sit on the toilet, I wad paper and carefully wipe from the front. Sure enough, it was light brown, and had the texture of soft spackle. You fucking Pringle bastards.

I sat down and pushed a bit, and lo, out came a jet that I didnt even feel an urge for one minute earlier. It piled in the bowl like brown marshmallow fluff.

The problem rose when I tried to wipe. I went through a whole fucking roll of TP and could not get it all off me. So.

I jumped in the shower. Yep, its gross, but it had to be done. There I stood, water pouring down, cheeks spread, and using my own hand to make certain I'm clean.

That was when I discovered that after using my hand to wipe myself (before I soaped the area) my hand came back covered in some sort of transparent grease. It was so fucking foul. The grease made water bead off my hand. It was tacky too, and very difficult to manage.

So I grabbed the bar of saop and went to work.

You fucking Pringle bastards.

The bar of soap came away coated in grease as well, and would no longer wash. I had to turn the water to hot and massage the soap for five minutes to get it to the point where I could use it again. It took me an hour to get the fucking grease off my pucker. I shudder to think of what its doing INSIDE ME right now, but I will damned sure never eat that shit again.

Fucking Pringle bastards.

This is where the joke about "anal leakage" came from. its real. Fuck Pringles.
 

Divvy

Canadians burned my passport
Pizza and Jalapeno are divine. It's surprising how fast you can put away one of those tubes.
 

Aselith

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I got some that were mozarella stick and marinara dip flavored last night. They're pretty decent but not the best ever. Where did all these crazy flavors come from?
 

Ether_Snake

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Loudninja said:
I like the jalapeño ones :D

That. I don't like Pringles other than those. But I don't eat Pringles no more either, they make me feel sick (like the splatter story).

Lime and Pepper Miss Vicky chips rule.
 
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