LOL. Those are hilarious. I'm not sure how I feel about adding them to the site though.
Perhaps a tribute song would be more fitting. (To be fair, I won't add this to the site either.)
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I couldn't find a good instrumental I liked, so play this:
http://youtu.be/QUTr3YgKzb8
Goodbye EazyB
May you never post in these parts
You were the troll that banned itself
When games were torn apart
You called out to our Shishka
And you whispered, to those you blained
Now you are on the banlist
Even though you changed your name
And it seems to me you lived your life
Like an Elite here to win
Riding Choppers toward the sunset
When the lag set in
And your footsteps will always fall here
Along Halo's greenest hills
Your handles banned so long before
Your legend ever will
Trollishness we've lost
These empty threads without your heat
This meme we'll always carry
For our forum's pink Elite
Even though we try
The tru7h brings us to tears
All our gifs cannot express
The lols you've brought us through the years
And it seems to me you lived your life
Like an Elite here to win
Riding Choppers toward the sunset
When the lag set in
And your footsteps will always fall there
Along Halo's greenest hills
Your handles banned so long before
Your legend ever will
Goodbye EazyB
May you never post in these parts
You were the troll that banned itself
When games were torn apart
Goodbye EazyB
Or should I say Lake Minnetonka
We missed the stings of your aggression
More than you will ever know
And it seems to me you lived your life
Like an Elite here to win
Riding Choppers toward the sunset
When the lag set in
And your footsteps will always fall here
Along Halo's greenest hills
Your handles banned so long before
Your legend ever will
And your footsteps will always fall here
Along Halo's greenest hills
Your handles banned so long before
Your legend ever will
