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So GAF I help this really nice looking lady and it ends with a make out session.

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After getting off of work, I was chilling at the Metro playing Kid Icarus when this older lady(she is nice looking for her age) sits down crying. I put down my 3DS and ask her if she was okay. Apparently her son was having an event as he's a cancer survivor and somehow she got really lost on the Metro and no one helped her. So I volunteered to help her. She then asks if I can hold her so I do. It's really awkward. The train comes so shes holding my arm and squeezes it really tight. She then offers me $5 that I refused but insists that I take it anyway. She then stops crying and rests her head on my shoulder. Later on she kisses me on the cheek and says I'm sweet. I insist I go out of her way to help her get home, so we get off the train and head downstairs to the next metro station where her train is. She doesn't let go of me and we face each other and start making out. She then gives me 20 more dollars and we make out some more. She squeezes me tight and says I haven't felt like this in a long time. We then exchange numbers and tell her that I find older women much more attractive than younger women as she asks why aren't all the girls on me. We make out some more. We were feeling on each other like we known each other for years. She was so damn turned on by me it was ridiculous. And then we part ways.

I call her to make sure she got home alright and she made her to her car. She says I can call her for anything. Not to mention I'm a black guy and she's white. Not that matters but I know sometimes people get a little one track minded. I don't really believe in love, but I've read stories of age gap relationships that work really well.

Help me GAF. I don't know if I should pursue it or not. I think I left a really good impression on her as the biggest thing was that I went out of my way to help her. But in the end she seems like she was really attracted to me. I didn't do it for the money or the really random making out, but because I don't like to see people cry and I usually help people. I'm so conflicted right now.
 
You just got herpes from a prostitute.

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No she's not a prostitute. She was going to her son's(or coming) bowling party and somehow she became lost. She had on the jacket for something like Cancer survivor and she gave me a pin as well. Her son was diagnosed with it but he is still alive.
 
No she's not a prostitute. She was going to her son's(or coming) bowling party and somehow she became lost. She had on the jacket for something like Leukemia Cancer survivor and she gave me a pin as well. Her son was diagnosed with it but he is still alive.
You really wanna get yourself involved in such drama?

Forget about her.
 

Kusagari

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No she's not a prostitute. She was going to her son's(or coming) bowling party and somehow she became lost. She had on the jacket for something like Cancer survivor and she gave me a pin as well. Her son was diagnosed with it but he is still alive.

You really want to hook up with an older woman who has a cancer patient son?

Seriously dude, not worth the trouble.
 

panty

Member
I started reading seriously but by the time I finished I was laughing. I don't know if that's what truly happened but the way you wrote it was hilarious.

Nice.
 

KillGore

Member
I just got a boner. Fuck, do I love interracial stories/porn. Thanks OP.

Edit: The $5 thing sounds weird OP, but hey what do you have to lose? just make sure she's not married.
 

Skiesofwonder

Walruses, camels, bears, rabbits, tigers and badgers.
I don't know why, but I squirmed while reading this. Maybe it was the whole exchange of money.

:lol @ the prove picture.
 

Aylinato

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First read, thought she lost her kid on the metro and you made out with her.

Second read, kid didn't get lost, but she offers u money.


First read was better. So I'm going to believe that happened so it can be funnier to myself.
 
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Trancetronic, here on NeoGAF we call this tag fishing.
 

RELAYER

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OP calls tomorrow and cancer-survivor son is going to answer the phone and respond with "My....my mom has been dead for years..."
 
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