;_;From 4chan
>The 10th anniversary of Half-Life 2 arrives.
>Gaming has become a wasteland of DRM, Microtransactions, and Pre-order Bonuses.
>Social Justice Warriors have managed to force game companies to include trigger warnings on every game, and include at least one LGBTQ romance in every game or be forced to have their privilege violently checked.
>Gamers no longer have a say in what they play. All choices are dictated by corrupt Games Journalists.
>All the largest games companies have banded together to form a cartel which pushes out Indie Developers and forces their shitty business practices down the throats of helpless consumers.
>All hope seems lost.
>The last respectable game developer, Valve, has been silent for years.
>One day, as gamers wake up, drink their verification cans and log into their 30fps 720p locked consoles.
>The screen image distorts, and a picture of Gaben appears on the screen.
>Only widescreen monitors are large enough to show the whole picture
>He says nothing, but smiles gently, as a shepherd lovingly watching over his flock
>Suddenly he speaks, "My children, you have suffered long, and I have heard your cries. Be not afraid, for the time of your salvation is at hand."
>Everyone sings praises to Him and tears of joy are shed
>The execs at EA and Ubisoft are twirling their mustaches angrily and cursing.
>Gaben hold up his hand and raises three fingers
>"Half Life 3, Team Fortress 3, Portal 3, DOTA 3, Left 4 Dead 3, and Ricochet 3 are now all available on Steam for $3 each"
>The world has never known true joy until this moment.
>A thousand years of peace begins as old enemies lay down their weapons to play co-op together
>The huge, corrupt game developers go bankrupt and are forgotten
>Games Journalists load themselves into a rocket and aim it into the sun, fueled by their tears of regret
>Video Games is saved
gabe pls