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"The Contest" - Thanksgiving Edition

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Pinko Marx

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Not gunna lie, Velma does it for me.
 
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wenis

Registered for GAF on September 11, 2001.
She's wondering why you guys aren't fapping
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curves....
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and well...she's just doing things..
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Ridli

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El Sloth said:
Came really close to being out by proxy today. :lol Voting must be some kind of secret aphrodisiac.
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I know what you mean man. This year I'm going to have to skip my regular election ritual of rubbing one out while they announce the outcomes of local legislatively-referred constitutional amendments.
 
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mj1108

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EzLink said:
I'm trying to WIN this contest, how the hell am I supposed to do that if I turn on my charm and get every attractive girl that walks my way begging to sex me up? Use your head here man!
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If there was ever a way to go out of this contest... it's that way.
 
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Plywood

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Alright guys, I understand trying to get your fellow GAFfer but tone it down. Let's not get our contest shut down.
 
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Tornado Condor

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Plywood said:
Alright guys, I understand trying to get your fellow GAFfer but tone it down. Let's not get our contest shut down.
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No no, i rephrased the sentence better. It's alright if you guys post hot pics but i just mean that i will get more urges to fap while i look to see who's out.
 
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Plywood

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No no, i rephrased the sentence better. It's alright if you guys post hot pics but i just mean that i will get more urges to fap while i look to see who's out.
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Well I don't think just because we're having our contest means people can go nuts with the stuff they post, I'd say TeethMummy's post is pushing it.
 
Tornado Condor

Tornado Condor

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Plywood said:
Well I don't think just because we're having our contest means people can go nuts with the stuff they post, I'd say TeethMummy's post is pushing it.
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Yeah, we don't want to get this thread locked. Only SFW pics, people.


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wenis

Registered for GAF on September 11, 2001.
If someone wants to drop out of the contest I will gladly send them the video to this gif...


Tis glorious if you're into that kind of video
 
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Gospel

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oh god i want to touch my pee pee
 
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FunkyPajamas

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damn you, celebi, that Veronica gif is my kryptonite.

MUST.NOT.FAP.

^ what the hell? I think that girl has a peepee or I haven't seen vagina in far too long.
 
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JoeBoy101

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FunkyPajamas said:
damn you, celebi, that Veronica gif is my kryptonite.

MUST.NOT.FAP.

^ what the hell? I think that girl has a peepee or I haven't seen vagina in far too long.
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Maybe, maybe not. Who's to say? Is it a tarp?

Subsequent pictures prove not a tarp. Some girls just bulge a bit when... engorged. :D
 
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wenis

Registered for GAF on September 11, 2001.
EzLink said:
But not yet! Oh no, not yet. I want the buildup to be so maxed out that I will explode just by lightly touching an attractive girls hand

Good luck fellow GAFers
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what is, the majority of gaffer's problems.
 
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FunkyPajamas

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EzLink said:
But not yet! Oh no, not yet. I want the buildup to be so maxed out that I will explode just by lightly touching an attractive girls hand
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:lol reminds me of the thread with the gaffer smelling the brazilian's hair :lol
 
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RobertM

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Day one? Pfft I was on day 26 before entering the contest. I pretty much have no libido, even if I touch it I feel nothing.
 
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