I love mine. Can control all lights, heating and tech equipment throughout my house with it.
"Alexa, turn everything off" just before I leave the house every morning is a wonderful thing...
Incredibly great marketing for Amazon here.
I also use it for telling the time at night without having to open my eyes.
What if you use a lot of lamps and don't have a light switch wired to the right outlets? What if you like to party and want to change the color of your light bulbs? What if you want to program your lights to turn on/off at certain times, or sync with certain events? (ie, you coming home, etc)
My brother has an Echo and I've babysat his kids at his home more than a few times.
It's annoying as fuck, because it constantly turns on while the TV is on and doesn't want to shut the fuck up.
Then there's the fact i have to tell it two or three times just to do something. Not really convenient.
I pay my maid to do that and she does a fine job at it.
I pay my maid to do that and she does a fine job at it. The value you get from these things is very little, in my opinion. But apparently that isn't the case for everyone, who knew.
I know. This is the thing with these products though, voice recognition is so shitty that people are fine with saying whatever the command was 2 or 3 times. That's fine, because what else would you expect? It's not like you should expect a device to work for $100, that's crazy talk. This, compounded by the fact that phone touch interfaces are slow and
clunky means we will be stuck with this crap for years.
I thank you for leading me to the thought I was grasping for but failed to articulate.
You guys sound old and distanced from technology
Distance and age has nothing to do with how crumby voice recognition still is.
Funny, because my brother had to move the Echo from where it was, the dining area, to the play room because of it reacting to the TV, but since his place has a very open architecture, sound still traveled loud enough to affect the Echo there.
Distance and age has nothing to do with how crumby voice recognition still is.
It's why i never bothered to use Siri and why i hate Bixby.
I've seen my nephews and their friends only use Siri as a gimmick that it is. They almost always input what they want to do manually on their phones instead of ever using Siri and when they do use Siri, it's just to ask for a stupid joke or some other easter egg. Even when they do use it for something they need, they give up when Siri starts fucking up and stare at their phones as if it were ever reliable.
nobody said that
Nothing you guys are complaining about has ever happened with mine. You guys sound old and distanced from technology
Well good for you then, man. But the tech I own malfunctions all the time, and is slow and crappy and cumbersome and obtrusive. I still like the things - don't get me wrong. But they have giant flaws that need work.
You still like them even though they are useless paperweights and are slow, crappy and cumbersome? Okay that's just odd.
Light switches are superior than having every lamp on the on position in order to make that happen.
You still like them even though they are useless paperweights and are slow, crappy and cumbersome? Okay that's just odd.
Get a smart things hub, z wave switches, a smart thermostat, smart lighting, smart sprinkler controller, garage door opener, ect and report back on their utility.
The utility is very high.
I use to be against echo/Alexa and google home.
I now own a google home and a google home mini (in my bathroom) and I love having these devices. I say hey google, good morning and I get my daily forecast and news. The sound quality is pretty good for music too. This morning I whispered okay google, play some jazzy Christmas music and bam Im in bed listening to Christmas music. (freaking amazing how it picks up sound even in noisy environments)
I also purchase Phillips hue lights so my place feels like a new home with the different color lighting I can set with my voice.
These devices arent needed, but they really making living at home a nicer experience. I feel like I have a new high tech apartment.
Someone told me to download the IFTTT app to be able to do a lot more...I havent looked at it yet.
Funny, because my brother had to move the Echo from where it was, the dining area, to the play room because of it reacting to the TV, but since his place has a very open architecture, sound still traveled loud enough to affect the Echo there.
Distance and age has nothing to do with how crumby voice recognition still is.
It's why i never bothered to use Siri and why i hate Bixby.
I've seen my nephews and their friends only use Siri as a gimmick that it is. They almost always input what they want to do manually on their phones instead of ever using Siri and when they do use Siri, it's just to ask for a stupid joke or some other easter egg. Even when they do use it for something they need, they give up when Siri starts fucking up and stare at their phones as if it were ever reliable.
Nice shitpost, dude.
I mean I would never get smart "X" because I think they're such bad solutions to relatively simple problems, but if I did, then yea I'm sure echo would be fine and I would see why it's great. But I can extend this thread to those other smart items, as in: what is the gain you get from having a smart thermostat? I don't think you get jack for functionality, because I think my honeywell or westinghouse does a satisfactory job as it is.
Geofencing for everything, departure or arrival.
A schedule to turn on lights in the morning to wake the kids for school. All the lights turn off when everyone leaves the house. The security system automatically arms. A dinner time mode for lighting. A TV time mode.
The thermostat has an away mode to save energy automatically, and based on occupancy, and even room occupancy.
I can command my sous vide cooker, and even from a remote location.
It's great. It's extremely useful. If you can't see a use for it, it's probably not for you.
Not to mention being able to call or drop in via Alexa. Super great.
Yes, I know it's not for me. I'm trying to entertain why others like it. I wish people wouldn't get so offended when I say inflammatory things about this stuff, it's for discussion purely, so we can stop rehashing the fact that it isn't for me and other people have different wants and needs than I.
So can you cook remotely? Wtf? That's pretty effin crazy, man. I know I sound like an old man but that's some next level shit.
And I know all about Nest(R)'s energy saving features and I think they're dumb because I get the app, and they tell me how much money I saved, like how do you know, you don't have my old bill. I'm a nest hater though so take that with the reign of Saul.
So many good reasons to use smart thermostats. I even get reminded to change my filters.
I'm not offended, but it seems like every good use case someone has brought up, you seem to just blow it off and say "Well sure you could use it for that, but I'd never do that, so what good is it?"
I'm not a Nest user. Much more impressed with Ecobee thermostats. They use your location data to to gather info about what your energy costs are. I think I can even plug in my kwh rate.
Nice shitpost, dude.
If it's a shitpost because I call out you contradicting yourself then so be it, I've shitposted you but don't worry I'm sure you'll get over it. Ask your maid to explain it to you.
Not everything is made for you, OP.
This is one of the things that baffles me from online discussions. The lack of ability to see that others have different wants and needs from you.
I think it's pretty easy to demonstrate that the Echo is objectively not worthless.There's no doubt the Tickle Me Elmo factor. Looking into what the Echo is, I can see how people would make use of it. Personally, I'm not sold on the concept.
A general response to the theme of this post. On the flip side, not everyone thinks the Echo is the greatest thing since sliced bread. Hence, saying a product is worthless is just as valid as saying a product is a must have.
I think it's pretty easy to demonstrate that the Echo is objectively not worthless.
I don't understand what value these could possibly have to anyone. It's probably the most frivolous purchase you can make and I think people know it, they know it doesn't do shit and that it's a pretty little paperweight that costs a hundred dollars. Why would anyone want to buy this? Apple won, even from the grave Jobs strikes at thee, when a tech product that does literally nothing of value can be profitable.
You people care too much.
Sounds like most of you probably cant afford one and get upset. People have various amount of disposable income, so what if they bought this, it doesnt harm your life.
You carry around a GPS, a microphone and a camera device in your pocket everywhere you go...and you think an Echo is bad idea?This.
I'm surprised people are so comfortable living with such a device. But then on the hand, Facebook continues to be popular - so perhaps it's not so surprising.
Saying that you don't want one isn't the same as claiming it's worthless.Hence "just as valid as saying a product is a must have".
Used ours obsessively for the first month. Forgot the thing was even there afterwards.
Even the kids have gotten tired of seeing what responses they get to daft questions.
Now it just kinda sits there, a silent black cylinder.... listening.
Every now and again the blue cyclops eye will come to life when the Alexa advert is on the telly.
And that's kinda that, should probably turn the thing off to save electricity.
You carry around a GPS, a microphone and a camera device in your pocket everywhere you go...and you think an Echo is bad idea?