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AlanHemberger

Banned

• Jun 18, 2006

• #1

Skinny women always think they're fat..

And fat women always think they're hot.

WTF is with this?? There's nothing more annoying than a fat woman that thinks she's super sexy and wearing clothes display every little nook and cranny and roll and flap. Disgusting.

 

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CB3

intangibles, motherfucker

• Jun 18, 2006

• #2

I thought you were gonna put

-Break your Heart without doubt

-Make Your life a living Hell one way or another.

Those work well

 

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Mac the KNife

Member

• Jun 18, 2006

• #3

WHAT :lol

 

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Willco

Hollywood Square

• Jun 18, 2006

• #4

Third undeniable fact...

PhoenixDark would do both.

 

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AlanHemberger

Banned

• Jun 18, 2006

• #5

Willco said:

Third undeniable fact...

PhoenixDark would do both.

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aoi tsuki

Member

• Jun 18, 2006

• #6

A plump woman came into my work today. Very cute face, nice hair, big breasts with a low-cut top. The gut was the deal killer. She brushed against me a couple of times with those ginormous funbags and made sure i got a look (i did... repeatedly) but i couldn't take the bait. i really wanted to tell her "lose the gut, and we can talk. And by 'talk', i don't mean actual talking, but sex."

 

Tornado Condor

Member

• Jun 18, 2006

• #7

so funny yet so true

 

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ronito

Member

• Jun 18, 2006

• #8

It's funny becauase it's true.

 

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AlanHemberger

Banned

• Jun 18, 2006

• #9

aoi tsuki said:

A plump woman came into my work today. Very cute face, nice hair, big breasts with a low-cut top. The gut was the deal killer. She brushed against me a couple of times with those ginormous funbags and made sure i got a look (i did... repeatedly) but i couldn't take the bait. i really wanted to tell her "lose the gut, and we can talk. And by 'talk', i don't mean actual talking, but sex."

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:lol :lol

What's worse is having a female friend that's fat and attracted to you. I get text messages from her saying how horny she is and shit. *shudder* If she'd get on a treadmill I'd have no problem, but she won't get on a treadmill... why? Because she thinks she's hot. She thinks she has an awesome body. My friends all say, "Dude, she has some gigantic tits." I simply retort, "And a gigantic belly to go with it."

 

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7Th

Member

• Jun 18, 2006

• #10

Willco said:

Third undeniable fact...

PhoenixDark would do both.

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:lol

 

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CajoleJuice

Member

• Jun 18, 2006

• #11

Willco said:

Third undeniable fact...

PhoenixDark would do both.

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Didn't he post about how he once turned down some chick that definitely wanted his cock?

 

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CB3

intangibles, motherfucker

• Jun 18, 2006

• #12

Willco said:

Third undeniable fact...

PhoenixDark would do both.

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:lol :lol :lol Ouch...

 

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RevenantKioku

PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS oh god i am drowning in them

• Jun 18, 2006

• #13

I can take big thighs, big arms but the gut is the real killer. One time of having a girl's gut rest on my scalp as I ate her out was too much.

 

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Willco

Hollywood Square

• Jun 18, 2006

• #14

RevenantKioku said:

I can take big thighs, big arms but the gut is the real killer. One time of having a girls' gut rest on my scalp as I ate her out was too much.

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And PhoenixDark knows I am just kidding!

 

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AlanHemberger

Banned

• Jun 18, 2006

• #15

RevenantKioku said:

I can take big thighs, big arms but the gut is the real killer. One time of having a girl's gut rest on my scalp as I ate her out was too much.

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:lol :lol

Oh dude, I would not be munchin the carpet in that position with a fat girl. That bitch would be on her back.

"Have you ever ****ed a fat chick, Mike?"
"Yeah, man. Of Course."
"Have you ever eaten a fat girl out?"
"Hell yeah man. I've licked that honey bun."
"Isn't it great when you come up with your face all glazed over??"
"Like I say man, if your eyes aren't stuck shut, you didn't do it right."
"Ya know what I say when I have a fat girl sit on my face?"
"What's that, man?"
"

Spoiler

GET OFF MY FACE BITCH! I CAN'T BREATHE!

"

 

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Wafflecopter

Banned

• Jun 18, 2006

• #16

PSHHHH YOU COULDN'T HANDLE THIS


I AM TOO MUCH WOMAN FOR YOU


shut up fatty

 

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malek4980

Rosa Parks hater

• Jun 18, 2006

• #17

Fat women know that they are sexually unattractive to most men, but they want the world to pretend this is not the case.

 

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Systems_id

Banned

• Jun 18, 2006

• #18

RevenantKioku said:

I can take big thighs, big arms but the gut is the real killer. One time of having a girl's gut rest on my scalp as I ate her out was too much.

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:lol :lol :lol

GAF truly has been on the ball today.