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Jason's Ultimatum

Member

• Sep 29, 2015

• #1

I'm waiting to get my hair cut, and for some reason a lady with tinfoil on her head brings her kid outside. Then, all of a sudden, it starts to smell like shit. I put two and two together, and now the putrid smell insists on not fading away.

Odd thing is that nobody seems to care. I can't fucking breathe.

help, GAF.

 

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Pai Pai Master

Banned

• Sep 29, 2015

• #2

You're at fantastic Sam's, there is nothing GAF can do for you.

 

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neogaffer1

Banned

• Sep 29, 2015

• #3

a lady with tinfoil on her head

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come again?

 

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Pastry

Banned

• Sep 29, 2015

• #4

Leave if it bothers you? I mean it's a Fantastic Sam's you're not at a salon, there's probably a Supercuts down the block.

 

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Mii

Banned

• Sep 29, 2015

• #5

Get out of here before it's too la

 

styl3s

Member

• Sep 29, 2015

• #6

You're shit outta luck.

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im so sorry

 

Vampire On Titus

Member

• Sep 29, 2015

• #7

One time I was at work and some old dude shit himself right outside of the break room. I feel your pain. But there's no help for the situation you're in. It's best just to leave.

 

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Reset

Member

• Sep 29, 2015

• #8

Shit in your pants as well. That'll make the family leave.

 

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Sanjuro

Member

• Sep 29, 2015

• #9

I remember when I was a kid, they used to take some of your cut hair and you got a wooden airplane.

I'm also still shocked they are still around.

 

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Horse Detective

Why the long case?

• Sep 29, 2015

• #10

neogaffer1 said:

come again?

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Pretty common with hair coloring. Or she doesn't want her brain waves scanned and logged.

 

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Jason's Ultimatum

Member

• Sep 29, 2015

• #11

OMG she brought him back in, and as they walked by, the stench came back.

 

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Dishwalla

Banned

• Sep 29, 2015

• #12

Read this as "some kid shot himself at Fantastic Sams".

 

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birthday-suit

Banned

• Sep 29, 2015

• #13

That's what you get for going to a barbershop called Fantastic Sam's.

 

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xxracerxx

Don't worry, I'll vouch for them.

• Sep 29, 2015

• #14

Fantastic Sam's looks like they took Michael's Arts & Crafts whole look.

Step up your hair game.

 

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Jason's Ultimatum

Member

• Sep 29, 2015

• #15

I'm going to be sick.

 

Arkos

Nose how to spell and rede to

• Sep 29, 2015

• #16

BkzUzi said:

Shit in your pants as well

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Show your solidarity with him

 

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Kwixotik

Member

• Sep 29, 2015

• #17

I was at a used game/book/music shop in middle school and some woman and her kid came in. Kid drops trou and takes a shit on the floor right in the middle of shop before they both run out laughing.

 

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Clydefrog

Member

• Sep 29, 2015

• #18

Did she wipe him with the tin foil?

 

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Horse Detective

Why the long case?

• Sep 29, 2015

• #19

Jason's Ultimatum said:

I'm going to be sick.

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That is usually what I say when I go to cheap hair cutters.

 

styl3s

Member

• Sep 29, 2015

• #20

Horse Detective said:

Pretty common with hair coloring. Or she doesn't want her brain waves scanned and logged.

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All it takes is one hair follicle to touch one hair strand sized usb drive to steal all of her brain information.

 

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dr3upmushroom

Banned

• Sep 29, 2015

• #21

feel bad for the kid...

 

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SocksAndShoes

Banned

• Sep 29, 2015

• #22

1. WTF is Fantastic Sam's?

2. Lady with tinfoil on head? Please elaborate.

 

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Nuke Soda

Member

• Sep 29, 2015

• #23

Sorry OP, but that did give me a laugh.

 

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User1608

Banned

• Sep 29, 2015

• #24

Shitty situation to be in.

 

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Sölf

Member

• Sep 29, 2015

• #25

The kid obviously marked it's territory. Only one thing left to do for you.

Countershit.

 

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Gordon Shumway

Banned

• Sep 29, 2015

• #26

I..what?

 

styl3s

Member

• Sep 29, 2015

• #27

SocksAndShoes said:

1. WTF is Fantastic Sam's?

2. Lady with tinfoil on head? Please elaborate.

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i assume he's talking about this

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Unless he means she came in wearing a tin foil hat like a conspiracy theorist and if that's the case i would run.

 

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Ninja Scooter

Member

• Sep 29, 2015

• #28

SocksAndShoes said:

1. WTF is Fantastic Sam's?

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it is to haircuts what Lil Caesar's is to pizza.

 

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Gentleman Jack

Member

• Sep 29, 2015

• #29

Jason's Ultimatum said:

I'm going to be sick.

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Why the fuck are you still there? I'd have left at the first whiff of shit. You're putting up with it for a haircut at Fantastic Sam's.

 

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Sera O

Banned

• Sep 29, 2015

• #30

Jason's Ultimatum said:

I'm waiting to get my hair cut, and for some reason a lady with tinfoil on her head brings her kid outside. Then, all of a sudden, it starts to smell like shit. I put two and two together, and now the putrid smell insists on not fading away.

Odd thing is that nobody seems to care. I can't fucking breathe.

help, GAF.

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So is leaving not an option? I'd just go back to the counter and say I have to cancel because I can't stand the shit smell.