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Dalek

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• Apr 4, 2016

• #1

Twitter Feed Is Turning Classic Kids' Books Into Nightmares

The twitter feed in question:
https://twitter.com/paprbckparadise

Our new favorite Twitter feed adds hilariously dark titles to the gosh-darn earnest cover art of vintage YA novels. Behold Paperback Paradise, which according to its bio is “The world’s #1 used book store,” before coaxing all ye who enter to “Come visit us at the edge of eternity.”

Gladly, the feed is full of gems like these:

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Some of my personal favorites:

 

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MasterCheeze

Member

• Apr 5, 2016

• #2

Haha, most of these are pretty good. Think this might be my favorite:

But this one definitely hits home:

 

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blackjaw

Member

• Apr 5, 2016

• #3

I laughed way too hard at some of those, wife is looking side at at me

 

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Sölf

Member

• Apr 5, 2016

• #4

Haha, that was great! xD
Thanks for sharing.

 

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BlueTsunami

there is joy in sucking dick

• Apr 5, 2016

• #5

The "Wrestle me for America" one killed me

 

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echoshifting

Banned

• Apr 5, 2016

• #6

 

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Arkeband

Banned

• Apr 5, 2016

• #7

lol, I had this one when I was a kid:

it's called "Time for Andrew"

 

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Dalek

Member

• Apr 5, 2016

• #8

echoshifting said:

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echoshifting

Banned

• Apr 5, 2016

• #9

 

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Frozenprince

Banned

• Apr 5, 2016

• #10

MasterCheeze said:

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I can see this one getting a LOT of use.

 

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echoshifting

Banned

• Apr 5, 2016

• #11

Following. I need more.

 

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Fat4all

Banned

• Apr 5, 2016

• #12

These are gold, Jerry.

 

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Massive Duck. C.M.

Banned

• Apr 5, 2016

• #13

Newberries for all!

 

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Dalek

Member

• Apr 5, 2016

• #14

Massive Duck said:

Newberries for all!

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sixteen-bit

Member

• Apr 5, 2016

• #15

Lol9

 

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BlueTsunami

there is joy in sucking dick

• Apr 5, 2016

• #16

Dalek said:

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LaNaranja

Member

• Apr 5, 2016

• #17

Alright this one got me.

 

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Deleted member 102362

Unconfirmed Member

• Apr 5, 2016

• #18

Dalek said:

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Yup, this is my favorite so far.

 

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Archer

Member

• Apr 5, 2016

• #19

These are mega.

 

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Littlefang

Member

• Apr 5, 2016

• #20

DarthOrange said:

Alright this one got me.

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Man the Hardy Boys can't catch a break can they?

 

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Lambtron

Unconfirmed Member

• Apr 5, 2016

• #21

This is easily my favorite.

 

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Dalek

Member

• Apr 5, 2016

• #22

 

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Corpekata

Banned

• Apr 5, 2016

• #23

Think this one's my favorite.

 

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JimJamJones

Member

• Apr 5, 2016

• #24

echoshifting said:

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I laughed way too hard at this.

 

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Dennis

Banned

• Apr 5, 2016

• #25

Dalek said:

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Corpekata said:

Think this one's my favorite.

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I am slain, comrades.

 

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Ultratech

Member

• Apr 5, 2016

• #26

Oh god, my sides...

Some of these are too funny.

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lem0n

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• Apr 5, 2016

• #27

Dalek said:

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DECEASED

 

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poipoipoi9

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• Apr 5, 2016

• #28

Dalek said:

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I love everything about this image. Perfection.

 

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ScottSullivan

Member

• Apr 5, 2016

• #29

Holy shit I haven't laughed this hard in months oh god

 

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FZZ

Banned

• Apr 5, 2016

• #30

What's a baggy dick

 

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RoboPlato

I'd be in the dick

• Apr 5, 2016

• #31

echoshifting said:

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This one is my favorite

 

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Curiocity

Member

• Apr 5, 2016

• #32

Oh my god this is my entire childhood
I laughed so hard I gagged on my spit

 

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trembli0s

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• Apr 5, 2016

• #33

Dalek said:

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Dead, dead, dead. Can't stop laughing

 

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olympia

Member

• Apr 5, 2016

• #34

this is like a photoshop phriday

 

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Dalek

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• Sep 20, 2016

• #35

Some new ones:

 

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Pau

Member

• Sep 20, 2016

• #36

Kate Beaton does this every once and a while. It's pretty great.

 

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Verelios

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• Sep 20, 2016

• #37

 

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Soulscribe

Member

• Sep 20, 2016

• #38

MORE

 

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Raxus

Member

• Sep 20, 2016

• #39

Please send help.

 

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ArgyleReptile

Banned

• Sep 20, 2016

• #40

These are great. They remind of those mock up Berenstein Bear books.

This one is screams GAF.

 

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Super_Cobra

Member

• Sep 20, 2016

• #41

More please. These are amazing.

 

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Saucycarpdog

Member

• Sep 20, 2016

• #42

Oh god I need air.

 

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Glix

Member

• Sep 20, 2016

• #43

These are all incredible.

Who wants to see a witch's titty fucking demolished me.

 

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Hellsing321

Member

• Sep 20, 2016

• #44

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#Dead

 

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Glix

Member

• Sep 20, 2016

• #45

ArgyleReptile said:

These are great. They remind of those mock up Berenstein Bear books.

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Oh you are from "stein reality"?

 

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ArgyleReptile

Banned

• Sep 20, 2016

• #46

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There are some diamonds in this feed.

 

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ZeroCDR

Member

• Sep 20, 2016

• #47

ArgyleReptile said:

These are great. They remind of those mock up Berenstein Bear books.

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Would be perfect if they edited the name to Berenstein.

 

Ephemeris

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• Sep 20, 2016

• #48

aaaaaaaaand I'm dying at work

 

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Dalek

Member

• Sep 20, 2016

• #49

Hellsing321 said:

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Holy shithahahahahha

 

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echoshifting

Banned

• Sep 20, 2016

• #50

Ephemeris said:

aaaaaaaaand I'm dying at work

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lol I actually remember that book

It was awesome