So UNO on xbox live...

SwitchBladeKneegrow · (08-05-2009, 07:24 AM)

is pretty fucked up now. I haven't tried playing it in a looooong time, fired it up tonight and was in for a TREAT.

First game I get into has a guy IN A FUCKING WHEELCHAIR playing with his flaccid paralyzed cock...AWESOME.

Then I spend an hour getting harassed by fat girls wanting to see my cock.

What the fuck?

Proc · (08-05-2009, 07:25 AM)

why didn't you show her?

azentium · (08-05-2009, 07:26 AM)

Hasn't Uno been like that since day one?

SwitchBladeKneegrow · (08-05-2009, 07:27 AM)

Originally Posted by Proc:

why didn't you show her?

Who says I didn't?

NichM · (08-05-2009, 07:27 AM)

The first time I ever played Uno over XBL, I was treated to the kind of epithets and obscene names you typically associate with Halo. I was so startled to get that kind of treatment in, you know, Uno that I never went back.

Crunched · (08-05-2009, 07:27 AM)

Eh, I thought cameras were disabled with the latest patch.

Jangaroo · (08-05-2009, 07:28 AM)

Originally Posted by azentium:

Hasn't Uno been like that since day one?

Everytime I read a Uno Xbox Live thread, penis' are pretty much the first thing an OP will post about.

SwitchBladeKneegrow · (08-05-2009, 07:28 AM)

Originally Posted by Crunched:

Eh, I thought cameras were disabled with the latest patch.

You should go test that theory...

I expected that I would see a dick or two, I didn't expect handicapable penis and fat girls begging for cock!

Shadowlink · (08-05-2009, 07:29 AM)

Is there an option to turn off the camera?

Boonoo · (08-05-2009, 07:29 AM)

Originally Posted by SwitchBladeKneegrow:

Who says I didn't?

IrishNinja · (08-05-2009, 07:31 AM)

yeah, i miss Uno.

i kept getting into games with guys talking about how awesome the demo for Phantasy Star Universe was cause you could offer meseta to see boobs or something. a few games later, the cock picks came about and i longed for the PSU pimps.

i only managed 1 game of Bomberman Online, some southern mom was yelling at her kids that they should be doing homework and not playing games, and they (also in said game) were yelling that she should mind her business. whats sad is they were clearly into this public argument and still beating me, its like the worst feeling of being a big fish in a small pond (i owned at this game in the dorms!) with culture shock tossed in for kicks.

but yeah, wheelchair cock, that's at least something different.

SpacLock · (08-05-2009, 07:32 AM)

I guess you missed my thread.

Hootie · (08-05-2009, 07:32 AM)

Originally Posted by Boonoo:

SwitchBladeKneegrow · (08-05-2009, 07:33 AM)

Originally Posted by IrishNinja:

yeah, i miss Uno.

i kept getting into games with guys talking about how awesome the demo for Phantasy Star Universe was cause you could offer meseta to see boobs or something. a few games later, the cock picks came about and i longed for the PSU pimps.

i only managed 1 game of Bomberman Online, some southern mom was yelling at her kids that they should be doing homework and not playing games, and they (also in said game) were yelling that she should mind her business. whats sad is they were clearly into this public argument and still beating me, its like the worst feeling of being a big fish in a small pond (i owned at this game in the dorms!) with culture shock tossed in for kicks.

but yeah, wheelchair cock, that's at least something different.

I was amazed by the wheelchair guy, I even called the wife down to see. He actually said "there ain't much you can do in a wheelchair" while I was in the room.

acm2000 · (08-05-2009, 07:37 AM)

another one of THESE threads

look, we all know how amazing UNO XBLA is, we don't need people making threads all the time reminding us, its the funniest game on XBLA, just not if youre easily offended

MiDNiGHTS · (08-05-2009, 07:38 AM)

Hey, at least somebody wanted to see your dick.

SwitchBladeKneegrow · (08-05-2009, 07:40 AM)

Originally Posted by acm2000:

another one of THESE threads

look, we all know how amazing UNO XBLA is, we don't need people making threads all the time reminding us, its the funniest game on XBLA, just not if youre easily offended

Wheelchair cock isn't threadworthy? The guy was packin', but couldn't use it!

IrishNinja · (08-05-2009, 07:42 AM)

Originally Posted by SpacLock:

I guess you missed my thread.

...wow. yeah, my white trash family experience was pretty tame.

SwitchBladeKneegrow · (08-05-2009, 07:43 AM)

Originally Posted by SpacLock:

I guess you missed my thread.

Actually I did see that, just forgot about it.

I even saved your paint drawing cos I thought it was hilarious.

SpacLock · (08-05-2009, 07:48 AM)

Originally Posted by SwitchBladeKneegrow:

Actually I did see that, just forgot about it.

I even saved your paint drawing cos I thought it was hilarious.

Don't give up on Uno. Keep adventuring, soldier.

ShockingAlberto · (08-05-2009, 07:49 AM)

I assumed this thread would be about cocks before I clicked it

I was not disappointed

AZ Greg · (08-05-2009, 07:53 AM)

Uno threads are about as hard to predict as icecream threads.

That said, Uno is hilarious. A couple of years back me and some buddies played with one random and his girlfriend. In the middle of the game, after being all over her, the dude took his girl to the bedroom. Like two minutes later she comes back and starts jokingly(?) telling us how bad he is in bed. Needless to say, he didn't find it funny being that the entire room was laughing. He started beating on her then the camera went off. About 30 mins later it came back on and they were both just hitting up a bong. Good times.

Danthrax · (08-05-2009, 07:57 AM)

I knew what I was in for when I clicked this thread

handicapable penis, WOW

Jtrizzy · (08-05-2009, 07:59 AM)

I came for the lulz as well. Kind of surprised this kind of thing is allowed to go on.

SpacLock · (08-05-2009, 08:45 AM)

Originally Posted by Danthrax:

I knew what I was in for when I clicked this thread

handicapable penis, WOW

Uno is the first real next gen game. Seriously. A whole new experience.

Dipper145 · (08-05-2009, 08:50 AM)

I think I need to buy myself UNO.

x3n05 · (08-05-2009, 08:51 AM)

I guess ymmv with Uno xbla. I have played a hell of a lot of games on live and never once encountered any nudity, guess I am missing out?

vocab · (08-05-2009, 08:57 AM)

Every time I see a Uno thread on Gaf, I know i'm in for some laughs.

T-1000_Model3 · (08-05-2009, 09:01 AM)

Maybe the OP should log into HOME and follow the pedos on there trying to pick on what they think are 10 year old girls instead? Point is don't judge a community based on a group of losers you encounter,because there is good and bad with any large base of people. Sorta silly creating a thread on it too.

Domino Theory · (08-05-2009, 09:07 AM)

you should've just pulled your dick out and laid it on the table.

Gouty · (08-05-2009, 09:16 AM)

Well I just dug out my camera to see for myself the depravity to which Uno is said have sunk. I really don’t have much to report. I did see one flaccid dick, though very briefly. The only other thing of note was when I was kicked out of a game when a 12 year old girl asked the host (who was an adult) if she could invite her friend Tanya. Apparently women of any age hold sway on Xbox live.

Vorador · (08-05-2009, 09:20 AM)

Yep, UNO threads are so easy to predict.

Neverender · (08-05-2009, 09:35 AM)

Haha, a friend of mine's sister was forced to sell her Live Vision Camera when her Mum caught her showing herself off in Uno.

Rahxephon91 · (08-05-2009, 09:37 AM)

This thread reminded me why I deleted the game off my hard drive. I just don't get why people feel the need to just have their junk hanging out.

I'm all for the hot women though.

McBradders · (08-05-2009, 09:57 AM)

Usually I only get matched with people arguing with their spouse :(

acm2000 · (08-05-2009, 10:08 AM)

Originally Posted by Neverender:

Haha, a friend of mine's sister was forced to sell her Live Vision Camera when her Mum caught her showing herself off in Uno.

whats her gamertag?

buy teh haloz · (08-05-2009, 10:08 AM)

Uno is a cesspool of indecency.

TheSeks · (08-05-2009, 10:13 AM)

Originally Posted by Shadowlink:

Is there an option to turn off the camera?

"X" Privacy Settings->Friends Only->????->No more dicks in Uno!

Honestly, who sets their camera setting to "everybody" and doesn't expect dicks?

esc · (08-05-2009, 10:17 AM)

Originally Posted by buy teh haloz:

Uno is a cesspool of indecency.

Cesspool of indecency? Tautologies are tautological!

Neverender · (08-05-2009, 10:32 AM)

Originally Posted by acm2000:

whats her gamertag?

here

Rahxephon91 · (08-05-2009, 10:35 AM)

Originally Posted by Rahxephon91:

This thread reminded me why I deleted the game off my hard drive. I just don't get why people feel the need to just have their junk hanging out.

I'm all for the hot women though.

I say this but back during my Halo 2 days my clan would ask me to blast porn through my headset.

Halo 2 was so awesome.

neoxdonut · (08-05-2009, 10:42 AM)

Originally Posted by SwitchBladeKneegrow:

is pretty fucked up now. I haven't tried playing it in a looooong time, fired it up tonight and was in for a TREAT.

First game I get into has a guy IN A FUCKING WHEELCHAIR playing with his flaccid paralyzed cock...AWESOME.

Then I spend an hour getting harassed by fat girls wanting to see my cock.

What the fuck?

Scottlarock · (08-05-2009, 10:47 AM)

Originally Posted by neoxdonut:

I lol!~

Gomu Gomu · (08-05-2009, 10:49 AM)

Originally Posted by azentium:

Hasn't Uno been like that since day one?

No. I remember a time where I had intelligent conversations with people while playing it.

Originally Posted by Shadowlink:

Is there an option to turn off the camera?

Of course there is. But where's the fun in that?

big_z · (08-05-2009, 12:27 PM)

this almost makes me want to get a vision cam... sounds like there's a lot of lols to be had.
but unless i find one for less than $20 i'll stick to gaf for tales of penis.

Diablohead · (08-05-2009, 12:29 PM)

I stopped playing uno after earning most of it's achievements and changing my gamertag, I dare not play it again if it's like this.

BitchTits · (08-05-2009, 12:39 PM)

I really need to re-download Uno.

dskillzhtown · (08-05-2009, 12:40 PM)

Originally Posted by Crunched:

Eh, I thought cameras were disabled with the latest patch.

They aren't disabled, but they are turned off by default. You have to open your cam and cam viewing to see what is going on in uno-land. I have played forever and I have never seen anything seedy or disturbing. The worst thing I have seen was a guy eating cereal.

Neverender · (08-05-2009, 12:52 PM)

Originally Posted by dskillzhtown:

The worst thing I have seen was a guy eating cereal.

Disgusting.

PoweredBySoy · (08-05-2009, 12:59 PM)

Originally Posted by esc:

Cesspool of indecency? Tautologies are tautological!

How long you been waiting to crack that one out?