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Captain N · May 11, 2010

okay so i am a married man and I'm on a plane right now because i got kicked out of my house in california with my wife. Going to visit my family in PA. I will answer any and all questions.

How About No · May 11, 2010

damn on a plane too

RadioHeadAche · May 11, 2010

Captain N said:
okay so i am a married man and I'm only a plane right now because i got kicked out of my house in california with my wife. Going to visit my family in PA. I will answer any and all questions.

Are you a robot in disguise?

CajoleJuice · May 11, 2010

how'd you turn into a plane

edit: goddamn it i'm too old for this shit

RevDM · May 11, 2010

eggandI · May 11, 2010

why are you a plane

NoRéN · May 11, 2010

Captain N said:
okay so i am a married man and I'm on a plane right now because i got kicked out of my house in california with my wife. Going to visit my family in PA. I will answer any and all questions.

you cheated, didn't you?

Chipopo · May 11, 2010

how many other women?

EL Beefo · May 11, 2010

NoRéN said:
you cheated, didn't you?

I'm assuming it's because he's a plane. No woman would want to be married to a plane.

Linkhero1 · May 11, 2010

how many other men?

CajoleJuice · May 11, 2010

Chipopo said:
how many other women?

Captain N · May 11, 2010

well i was asking earlier about text messages and if they can be traced..well it turns out something is going on me and the other girl..who lives in pa.

Mr_Appleby · May 11, 2010

honey i was just refueling

NoRéN · May 11, 2010

EL Beefo said:
I'm assuming it's because he's a plane. No woman would want to be married to a plane.

That's true. Honesty. Next time, let them know you're a plane from the start.

Count Dookkake · May 11, 2010

Medically speaking, how dinky is your wang?

The_Inquisitor · May 11, 2010

Captain N said:
well i was asking earlier about text messages and if they can be traced..well it turns out something is going on me and the other girl..who lives in pa.

Was about to say.

Wait what the fuck?

Lard · May 11, 2010

Can't wait for the Gaf Cheating Defense Force to rise up and defend this one

Beardz · May 11, 2010

Captain N said:
I will answer any and all questions.

What's the meaning of life?

Jayge · May 11, 2010

What is this, a fucking IAmA AMA on fucking Reddit or something?

SapientWolf · May 11, 2010

Captain N said:
well i was asking earlier about text messages and if they can be traced..well it turns out something is going on me and the other girl..who lives in pa.

Are you going to pork the girl in PA?

Scuba Steve · May 11, 2010

Captain N said:
well i was asking earlier about text messages and if they can be traced..well it turns out something is going on me and the other girl..who lives in pa.

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How About No · May 11, 2010

Captain N said:
well i was asking earlier about text messages and if they can be traced..well it turns out something is going on me and the other girl..who lives in pa.

You are a terrible person.

Deku · May 11, 2010

it's not murder, mind your own business.

Pandaman · May 11, 2010

Captain N said:
well i was asking earlier about text messages and if they can be traced..well it turns out something is going on me and the other girl..who lives in pa.

i seem to remember you denying that.
--
wait, your wife kicks you out and now you're flying to the state of the other girl?
bad idea man.
hotel.
in city.
for as long as you have to.

unless the marriage is over.

Furio53 · May 11, 2010

arent you the one who had a thread about erasing texts or checking their contents....

Lebron · May 11, 2010

Throw out the bottle, she knows.

Lard · May 11, 2010

Deku said:
it's not murder, mind your own business.

And here we go!

Gaf Cheating Defense Force Activate!

CryptiK · May 11, 2010

I called it in the other thread!

TELL US THE WHOLE STORY NOW!

I can smell cheaters! even if your a plane! No robot in disguise can hide from me!

NoRéN · May 11, 2010

Captain N said:
well i was asking earlier about text messages and if they can be traced..well it turns out something is going on me and the other girl..who lives in pa.

Must be a hawt piece of ass in order to be willing to ruin a marriage, long distance.
...does she look like this?

ClovingWestbrook · May 11, 2010

Man I remember the original topic from the TC about hiding text messages. So TC what happened exactly? What did your wife say when she found out? Do you have feelings for the other woman?

Count Dookkake · May 11, 2010

You lied to GAF.

We told you to stop lying.

abq · May 11, 2010

Captain N said:
well i was asking earlier about text messages and if they can be traced..well it turns out something is going on me and the other girl..who lives in pa.

So GAF was right :lol

Deku · May 11, 2010

Lard said:
And here we go!

/whoosh

ClovingWestbrook · May 11, 2010

BTW, you're an asshole for posting this on GAF. Seriously, this kind of stuff needs to be kept private. Why ARE you posting it? Seriously man.

Schmattakopf · May 11, 2010

Lard said:
And here we go!

Gaf Cheating Defense Force Activate!

There's a difference between, "Mind your own business," and defending cheating.

speculawyer · May 11, 2010

Was she hot enough to be worth it?

criesofthepast · May 11, 2010

Furio53 said:
arent you the one who had a thread about erasing texts or checking their contents....

Yes. We all knew he was cheating despite his denials.

ahoyhoy · May 11, 2010

Link to the old thread for the future awesomeness, plz.

I NEED SCISSORS · May 11, 2010

Any snakes on that plane?

How About No · May 11, 2010

LovingSteam said:
BTW, you're an asshole for posting this on GAF. Seriously, this kind of stuff needs to be kept private. Why ARE you posting it? Seriously man.

THIS is the part he's an asshole for?

Matrix · May 11, 2010

So how long till you start cheating on the girl from PA?

The_Inquisitor · May 11, 2010

Can forum posts be admitted as evidence in divorce hearings?

Lard · May 11, 2010

Desaparecido said:
There's a difference between, "Mind your own business," and defending cheating.

The same.

noisome07 · May 11, 2010

The_Inquisitor said:
Can forum posts be admitted as evidence in divorce hearings?

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speculawyer · May 11, 2010

Captain N said:
okay so i am a married man and I'm on a plane right now because i got kicked out of my house in california with my wife. Going to visit my family in PA. I will answer any and all questions.

Riiiiiiight.

Count Dookkake · May 11, 2010

I NEED SCISSORS said:
Any snakes on that plane?

Cheating ones.

Dresden · May 11, 2010

Do you wear boxers or briefs?

CrystalGemini · May 11, 2010

LovingSteam said:
BTW, you're an asshole for posting this on GAF. Seriously, this kind of stuff needs to be kept private. Why ARE you posting it? Seriously man.

attention (adj.) whore (n.) - Label given to any person who craves attention to such an extent that they will do anything to receive it. The type of attention (negative or positive) does not matter.

industrian · May 11, 2010

Beardz said:
What's the meaning of life?

Panda Bear · May 11, 2010

Deku said:
it's not murder, mind your own business.

...he invited people to ask questions!

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