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Dennis · Mar 19, 2011

Its no Limbo of the Lost, though.

lefantome · Mar 19, 2011

zlatko · Mar 19, 2011

Damn I may have to upgrade my PC to play these sick graphics. Crysis and Uncharted 2 better move over. GOTY contender in the works.

Walter Matthau · Mar 19, 2011

Retail Games:

Rise of the Robots:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=govlWpH8ALI

Big Rigs:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f3HDsgLV68

Elf Bowling 1&2:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGtDeyq0Stg

This game:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FEB5vtDfhM

Not even close

vocab · Mar 19, 2011

The graveyard is up there if you consider it a game.

lefantome · Mar 19, 2011

vocab said:
The graveyard is up there if you consider it a game.

Italian government and people who made it consider it a game, not me

Ryuuga · Mar 19, 2011

I just found myself jumping off high platforms and ragdoll (F key) to see what position I'd land in.

panzone · Mar 19, 2011

No, wait, i' m italian and i don' t consider it a game !

Nedjoe · Mar 19, 2011

If you're playing the game, make sure you press F.

VibratingDonkey · Mar 19, 2011

Oh man, it's like a spiritual next-gen sequel to Gods and Generals. Is this from the same developer?

dark10x said:
Not quite as funny as Gods and Generals, I have to be honest.

There is nothing funny about Gods and Generals. It will gnaw at your soul and leave you an empty husk.

Do not fall for Gamespot's deceitful review.

Criminal Upper · Mar 19, 2011

Oh well, at least it has way less bugs than New Vegas.

dark10x · Mar 19, 2011

There is nothing funny about Gods and Generals. It will gnaw at your soul and leave you an empty husk.

I actually HAVE the game on a real disc. Seriously.

It IS that bad (and funny).

VibratingDonkey · Mar 19, 2011

dark10x said:
I actually HAVE the game on a real disc. Seriously.

It IS that bad (and funny).

I do too and I miss my $3. I don't know, perhaps if I persisted some my meter would flip over from "Sooo Bad..." to "So Bad It's Funny".

I recommend Hour of Victory. It's funny because this was supposed to be an actual professionally developed game. And then Midway ceased to exist for some reason.

Barberetti · Mar 19, 2011

DennisK4 said:
Its no Limbo of the Lost, though.

Yeah, but Limbo of the Lost is in a league of it's own.

Criminal Upper said:
Oh well, at least it has way less bugs than New Vegas.

The campfires aren't quite as good though ..

EvilMario · Mar 19, 2011

Is that guy going to shoot the Pope?

Lé Blade Runner · Mar 19, 2011

Barberetti said:
You weren't kidding lol

Nice textures.

vagabondarts · Mar 19, 2011

zoner said:
nothing is worse than cosmic race

This is what happened when I read your post:

"haha whats cosmic race?" *goes and looks it up on youtube*
XO

brotkasten · Mar 19, 2011

lefantome said:
they said it was made for free.

:lol:

It's not like the Italian government has money to fund a game like this.

the TMO · Mar 19, 2011

This is so fucking sad. And I am Italian. -_-'

Jim E. Rossler · Mar 19, 2011

AshMcCool said:
Italian Goverment, huh? So can you have sex with underage girls in this game?

Someone got to say it

Well they're not underage in Italy

MoonsaultSlayer · Mar 19, 2011

So ITT the OP pokes fun at a typo while commiting numerous of his/her own?

AshMcCool · Mar 19, 2011

You know, the thing about Rise of the Robots, and why its often referred at the worst of all-time, is even though its apparent awfulness a lot of people actually own it(including me).

Noogy · Mar 19, 2011

vagabondarts said:
This is what happened when I read your post:

"haha whats cosmic race?" *goes and looks it up on youtube*
XO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vz0JlU6UNEo

I loved this review

That game certainly looks like a winner!

nib95 · Mar 19, 2011

Lol, I love the youtube vid of the firefight. Crazy animations, no AI, weird sound effects, and death animation? What death animation!

Typographenia · Mar 19, 2011

Oh man, this is too much! Dawnloading as we speak.

There needs to be more government funded games!

Mazer Rackham · Mar 19, 2011

doesnt look too bad in motion
*gets to tunnel part*
FFFUUUUUUU.......

lefantome · Mar 19, 2011

Mazer Rackham said:
doesnt look too bad in motion
*gets to tunnel part*
FFFUUUUUUU.......

it's unreal engine 3, it's clear it can't look too bad in motion with all these effects.

Do you know how to make multiplayer work? can someone host a match? :lol:

fabricated backlash · Mar 19, 2011

Barberetti said:
You weren't kidding lol

What is this? A Conkers bad fur day remake? looks like the insides of the great mighty poo? Now where's that sweet corn? lol.

This game actually represents my feelings about the anniversary celebrations pretty accurately. It's a pile of shit.

Barberetti · Mar 19, 2011

A contender for the high res PC screenshot thread? (lol)

For anyone wanting to run this glorious game in full screen and/or change the resolution, open the UDKEngine.ini file (in the \UDKGame\Config directory) and change the lines:

Fullscreen=False
ResX=1024
ResY=768

To:

Fullscreen=True
ResX=1680
ResY=1050

.. or whatever resolution you want to use.

Banjoman · Mar 19, 2011

Good job, lefy.

REMEMBER CITADEL · Mar 19, 2011

It does look awful, but The You Testament this isn't.

Kinspiracy · Mar 19, 2011

Thought this was gonna be about Pilot Wings 3DS.

Jocchan · Mar 19, 2011

Finalow · Mar 19, 2011

ew, i am not italian.

Chauncy Talon · Mar 19, 2011

lefantome said:
no it's twix chocolate

Why didn't they bring back the cookie n cream twix?

The government paid for this? I have to see what the fuss is about.

Shadow780 · Mar 19, 2011

Got nothing on

Death Crimson

Blizzard · Mar 19, 2011

I feel like this slanders the UDK, lol. Of course this looks far better than any game I could ever make etc. ;P

That Twix tunnel looks delicious.

I just doublechecked and it looks like people ARE allowed to use a different UDK splash screen. They just aren't allowed to change the UDK loading movie.

And they apparently didn't even make it with one of the newer UDK versions that supports DX10/DX11! Of course the newer versions apparently have performance hits even with DX9 but still.

BeeDog · Mar 19, 2011

At least the grass casts shadows.

lefantome · Mar 19, 2011

New walkthrough http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7ngaLVM71o&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL

lol it's the best

matrix montage: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFD-5gUxQrI RTOFL

PoliceCop · Mar 19, 2011

Looks better than Steel Diver.

Drinky Crow · Mar 19, 2011

i thought this thread would be about pilotwings 3ds

Gamemaster_ca_2003 · Mar 19, 2011

That game is neither that Genesis Barney Game or either TNA iMPACT Game.

Orayn · Mar 19, 2011

It can't be worse than Big Rigs because its creator isn't selling it. (Yet.)

lefantome · Mar 19, 2011

Orayn said:
It can't be worse than Big Rigs because its creator isn't selling it. (Yet.)

off course

Colocho · Mar 19, 2011

Scuba Steve said:
That game came out in 2008

Herpy derpy derp a derp.

JWong · Mar 19, 2011

Not as bad as Big Rigs, for sure.

Messypandas · Mar 19, 2011

REMEMBER CITADEL said:
It does look awful, but The You Testament this isn't.

what the fuck is this?

A Human Becoming · Mar 19, 2011

Play the game while listening to this and you might just have a stroke.

Orayn · Mar 19, 2011

Messypandas said:
what the fuck is this?

A bizarre religious filibuster in the form of a sloppily made computer game by a self-proclaimed "genius." Everything MDickie does is weird as shit, but the guy's got vision.

I NEED SCISSORS · Mar 19, 2011

Too Human gives it a run for its money (literally).

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