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shanshan310
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(08-22-2011, 09:59 AM)
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http://imgur.com/yfKAW
Ignignort
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(08-22-2011, 10:00 AM)
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thums up
lazybones18
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thums down
IamMattFox
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(08-22-2011, 10:01 AM)
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Mortrialus
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(08-22-2011, 10:01 AM)
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Riveting.
ArtistDude88
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(08-22-2011, 10:02 AM)
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I... What...

I almost went cross-eyed reading that.
thelatestmodel
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(08-22-2011, 10:03 AM)
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sine

confused
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(08-22-2011, 10:03 AM)
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John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn’t see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad “I want to be on the ships daddy.”
Dad said “No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS”
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
“This is Joson” the radio crackered. “You must fight the demons!”
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
“HE GOING TO KILL US” said the demons
“I will shoot at him” said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
“No! I must kill the demons” he shouted
The radio said “No, John. You are the demons”
And then John was a zombie.
Lamel
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(08-22-2011, 10:04 AM)
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Is this what OT is reduced to this late at night?

"Dat mean he love her more den 4ever" oh god for fucks sake.
shanshan310
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(08-22-2011, 10:04 AM)
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Originally Posted by ArtistDude88

I... What...

I almost went cross-eyed reading that.

At least there are full stops. People have sent me paragraphs on facebook with that kind of spelling combined with no punctuation. Comparatively this is the very well education type.
Showmeyamoves
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(08-22-2011, 10:05 AM)
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Still the best for me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sdSJuBiAPU
FunBoy
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(08-22-2011, 10:05 AM)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHxyZaZlaOs

FULL LIFE CONCEQUENCES!
Spiffy_1st
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(08-22-2011, 10:06 AM)
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Fiveever :(
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(08-22-2011, 10:09 AM)
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saddest part is i understood every word of that clusterfuck
akira28
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(08-22-2011, 10:12 AM)
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“No, John. You are the demons”

ShaymalanTwist.jpg
ArtistDude88
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(08-22-2011, 10:12 AM)
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Originally Posted by FunBoy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHxyZaZlaOs

FULL LIFE CONCEQUENCES!

And John walked REAL FAST OUT! LOL
ciD_Vain
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(08-22-2011, 10:18 AM)
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i laughed
Branduil
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(08-22-2011, 10:20 AM)
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I think the worst part is she's dead and he still has to tell her his stupid joke.
likeGdid
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(08-22-2011, 10:22 AM)
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I will cry myself to sleep tonight.

Indeed, a love such as this can only be described not if it was inspiring and heartwarming, but by how much? By how many "Romeo & Juliet"'s can one quantify their love?

Oh, that we may all hope to love and be loved "FIVE-ever."
Soneet
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(08-22-2011, 10:23 AM)
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T9 keyboards r awsum

but tis is prolly da only way to fit dat story in da YT limit
BlueTsunami
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(08-22-2011, 10:23 AM)
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Don't worry homey, you'll meet her at the crossroads (so you won't be lonelayyy)
Fritz
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(08-22-2011, 10:25 AM)
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That's a hoax alright. Why's the person's username Unsterblich (German for immortal)?
Granger Danger
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(08-22-2011, 10:27 AM)
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Srsly tearing up a little, that is so sad. They should turn that story into a movie (titled "I will love you 5ever").

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(08-22-2011, 10:27 AM)
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A girl found out she had ovarian cancer and she couldnt find a donor, she told her boyfriend who just shrugged it off and stared at the tv. The next day she went into surgery to get her ovaries removed. When she woke up from the surgery she started crying because she cant have kids any more, well the nurse told her that someone donated their ovaries to her. Her mom came in and said wheres my boyfriend? Her mom said, "He donated his ovaries" she now visits his grave everyday.

True story.
jorma
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(08-22-2011, 10:28 AM)

Originally Posted by Fritz

That's a hoax alright. Why's the person's username Unsterblich (German for immortal)?

Immortality is sort of implied when you love someone five ever.
Granger Danger
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(08-22-2011, 10:33 AM)
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Originally Posted by jorma

Immortality is sort of implied when you love someone five ever.

Now I wonder if the secret to gaining immortality is, in fact, to love someone 5ever.
I.e. as soon as you truly love someone 5ever, you automatically unlock eternal life.
And then you have to spend it in neverending agony and heartbreak as soon as your loved one dies, because he/she didn't love you 5ever back.
Anteater
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(08-22-2011, 10:35 AM)
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Duke Nukem 5ever will be amazing
akira28
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(08-22-2011, 10:37 AM)
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but seriously, who was phone?
Fritz
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(08-22-2011, 10:41 AM)
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Originally Posted by Granger Danger

Now I wonder if the secret to gaining immortality is, in fact, to love someone 5ever.
I.e. as soon as you truly love someone 5ever, you automatically unlock eternal life.
And then you have to spend it in neverending agony and heartbreak as soon as your loved one dies, because he/she didn't love you 5ever back.

Now I am crying. So beaut.
Cryptozoologist
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(08-22-2011, 10:41 AM)
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Well, one thing is certain, this made me cry for all the wrong reasons.
AusQB
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(08-22-2011, 10:42 AM)
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Originally Posted by shanshan310



http://imgur.com/yfKAW

Explain why I am seeing this in the OP:




and this when I click the link:

Takao
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(08-22-2011, 10:47 AM)
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What benefit does anyone get from typing "by" as "bi" ? Was the car sexual orientation important to the story?
Ryaaan14
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(08-22-2011, 10:52 AM)
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Originally Posted by AusQB

Explain why I am seeing this in the OP:

http://pigtales.minecraft.net/cf2e4f...2b1a0d67563687
shanshan310
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(08-22-2011, 10:54 AM)
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Originally Posted by AusQB

Explain why I am seeing this in the OP:

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/oNeiK.jpg[/G]


and this when I click the link:

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Uk7HW.jpg[/]

AAAH WHAT.
matt404au
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(08-22-2011, 11:23 AM)
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Bo
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(08-22-2011, 11:30 AM)
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So wait, who is the green man? What was the driver doing, just sitting there while boyo whispers puns to the dead lady?

THIS IS BULLSHIT
Medalion
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(08-22-2011, 11:59 AM)
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People don't type on the internet like you type as if you were writing a paper for school, oh no
confused
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Originally Posted by Medalion

People don't type on the internet like you type as if you were writing a paper for school, oh no

This is butchery of a language, not just " writing different "
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(08-22-2011, 12:08 PM)
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Originally Posted by Medalion

People don't type on the internet like you type as if you were writing a paper for school, oh no

I will cherish this post five-ever.
Holmes
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(08-22-2011, 12:28 PM)
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This story just ruined my day.
MThanded
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(08-22-2011, 12:34 PM)
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what

Originally Posted by Medalion

People don't type on the internet like you type as if you were writing a paper for school, oh no

You must have written this story. That is the only way to explain this post.
MThanded
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(08-22-2011, 12:36 PM)
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Medalion
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(08-22-2011, 12:38 PM)
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Originally Posted by MThanded

what


You must have written this story. That is the only way to explain this post.

The internet is full of people who write butchered internet lingo speak, even before there was this thing called the internet

People like short-hand because maybe they aren't the fastest typers in the world, and on the internet things are more informal

Surely there is such a thing as taking it too far but srsly
shanshan310
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(08-22-2011, 12:42 PM)
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Originally Posted by Medalion

The internet is full of people who write butchered internet lingo speak, even before there was this thing called the internet

People like short-hand because maybe they aren't the fastest typers in the world, and on the internet things are more informal

Surely there is such a thing as taking it too far but srsly

It can be really hard to read that style of typing though. If you are going to type like that, I cannot take you srsly. :p
coolcole93
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(08-22-2011, 01:15 PM)
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Originally Posted by shanshan310

and now he's 5ever alone.

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