FreeMufasa
Junior Member
I've been riding the tube for the past week and it's been an amazing experience, particularly the morning rush. And here's why.
On Monday I got on the tube and it was packed as fuck. People usually talk about how annoying the experience can be and I would have agreed had the next thing not happened. The doors open and a bunch of people cram on, forcing this hot girl in front to push onto me. I started getting a little nervous because I didn't want wood in public but she kept wriggling. In the end I just thought fuck it and went with the flow. It got to the point where I would eagerly look out the window to see how many people were coming on, resulting in more pressure.
I thought it was a one off but boy was I wrong. The next day I get on at my stop and there is this fucking Kim Kardashian look-a-like wearing stretchy pants (+ booty), a few steps in front of me. But there wasn't enough people for us to be squashed on each other. I notice a large group were about get on but even so, I still wouldn't have been behind her. At the last second I decided to dart to a better position getting past some dude and lo and behold she moves right in front of me. It begins. I was wearing shorts too this time and it was glorious. I made a few slight hip thrusts which she noticed but just looked back and smiled.
And again on Thursday same thing however I was face to face with a busty woman and we were pushed up onto each other. At this point, I really couldn't give a fuck if everyone else saw my wood. I had to ride the bus today and really, the experience is just not the same. I feel like I now need grinding on my commutes for it to be acceptable.
Anyway guys, share some of your best and worse commute stories.
TL;DR I took the tube and some girls grinded on me.
On Monday I got on the tube and it was packed as fuck. People usually talk about how annoying the experience can be and I would have agreed had the next thing not happened. The doors open and a bunch of people cram on, forcing this hot girl in front to push onto me. I started getting a little nervous because I didn't want wood in public but she kept wriggling. In the end I just thought fuck it and went with the flow. It got to the point where I would eagerly look out the window to see how many people were coming on, resulting in more pressure.
I thought it was a one off but boy was I wrong. The next day I get on at my stop and there is this fucking Kim Kardashian look-a-like wearing stretchy pants (+ booty), a few steps in front of me. But there wasn't enough people for us to be squashed on each other. I notice a large group were about get on but even so, I still wouldn't have been behind her. At the last second I decided to dart to a better position getting past some dude and lo and behold she moves right in front of me. It begins. I was wearing shorts too this time and it was glorious. I made a few slight hip thrusts which she noticed but just looked back and smiled.
And again on Thursday same thing however I was face to face with a busty woman and we were pushed up onto each other. At this point, I really couldn't give a fuck if everyone else saw my wood. I had to ride the bus today and really, the experience is just not the same. I feel like I now need grinding on my commutes for it to be acceptable.
Anyway guys, share some of your best and worse commute stories.
TL;DR I took the tube and some girls grinded on me.
