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[xelios]

As long as you don't try to put your thumb up their butts.

 

[Parallax Scroll]

I'm not familiar with this term "the tube."

You love riding cock?

 

[IcyBlueStrawberry]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIlObKYwUyI

Definitely glad I only ever take buses.

 

[Lost Fragment]

Molester or troll? Molestroll?

Trollester

 

[Gr1mLock]

I'm not familiar with this term "the tube."

You love riding cock?

Subtle...i like it.

 

[Jayayess1190]

I'm not familiar with this term "the tube."

You love riding cock?

So where do they use the word tube instead of bus/train?

London subway.

 

[malingenie]

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frotteurism

There it is. Get help or stop trolling.

 

[CaLe]

Can't wait for you to experience your first sweaty dude and old grandma.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIlObKYwUyI

PRICELESS !!!

 

[FreeMufasa]

I'm not familiar with this term "the tube."

You love riding cock?

Underground/Subway

And yes

 

[fierrotlepou]

Hahahaha, thanks for the laugh anyway.

 

[Kaako]

I do not approve.

 

[BlazingDarkness]

So you're a pervert
Good to know

 

[Jeff Albertson]

The whole thing sounds fake as fuck but if true I hope you get arrested next time.

 

[Ark]

Sounds like you belong on a Japanese subway/bus service.

 

[dream]

Frottage?

 

[NekoFever]

Now I understand...

 

[DemiMatt]

I read the whole thing in Mufasa's voice.

good lord, this is too much.

 

[Parallax Scroll]

Now I understand...

Man, I wanna ride that train.

I mean tube. cock. whatever.

 

[B!TCH]

I was wearing shorts too this time and it was glorious. I made a few slight hip thrusts which she noticed but just looked back and smiled.

Should've pulled out your cock. She totally wanted to S your D, bro.

 

[G-Fex]

yup those damn japanese subway goers are pervs.

 

[SneakyStephan]

Extremely creepy.
The smile from the lady was probably a 'please don't rape me crazy person' defensive smile.

Hip thrusts? really?

 

[Utako]

LOL

 

[NekoFever]

Man, I wanna ride that train.

I mean tube. cock. whatever.

Something something train tunnel.

 

[Count Dookkake]

You're gonna end up riding the morning tube in prison.

 

[G-Fex]

You're gonna end up riding the morning tube in prison.

He'll be riding with some girl's boyfriend's foot up his candy ass.

 

[Hot Coldman]

Can't help but listen to this, lol

 

[Omiee]

this shit is funny as hell

 

[Majine]

Now I understand...

Eh, I found myself in one of those once and was like "Aw shit", then I saw other men around. "Oh, they just don't care, I guess".

 

[Utako]

OP, please take the Underground more often, and let us know of your adventures.

 

[X26]

I thought it was a one off but boy was I wrong. The next day I get on at my stop and there is this fucking Kim Kardashian look-a-like wearing stretchy pants (+ booty), a few steps in front of me. But there wasn't enough people for us to be squashed on each other. I notice a large group were about get on but even so, I still wouldn't have been behind her. At the last second I decided to dart to a better position getting past some dude and lo and behold she moves right in front of me. It begins. I was wearing shorts too this time and it was glorious. I made a few slight hip thrusts which she noticed but just looked back and smiled.

I was with you till this, your post got a little too close to the sun

 

[Princess Carl]

Extremely creepy.
The smile from the lady was probably a 'please don't rape me crazy person' defensive smile.

Hip thrusts? really?

I hope they were extravagant, full motion ones.

 

[Cyrillus]

Look at that, a new low for GAF.

OP, I hope you're lying. If not, you are a creepy man.

 

[Kusagari]

Japan must be heaven for guys like this from what I've seen of their trains.

 

[Count Dookkake]

I was with you till this, your post got a little too close to the sun

Ickarus.

 

[FreeMufasa]

I hope they were extravagant, full motion ones.

No. very very subtle. Now that I think about it, probably unnoticable with the train moving.

 

[Deleted member 81567]

 

[mxgt]

Subways are full of weirdos.

 

[qcf x2]

The hip thrusts, man...save them for the bedroom. Don't really see anything horribly wrong before that part, though. Having a hot chick pressed against you is never a bad thing.

 

[Jo Shishido's Cheeks]

It's a good job you didn't...
Free Mufasa




:-|

 

[SneakyStephan]

I hope they were extravagant, full motion ones.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFhAY-FDgVw
Op?

 

[JJDinomite]

It's a good job you didn't...
Free Mufasa




:-|

Should have been the first post.

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

I read the whole thing in Mufasa's voice.

I just did that too. Can't stop laughing.

 

[NekoFever]

Eh, I found myself in one of those once and was like "Aw shit", then I saw other men around. "Oh, they just don't care, I guess".

Were they doing hip thrusts?

 

[JackEtc]

Saw title and thought you were talking about Morning Wood, like your BF's or something.

 

[Fury Sense]

I love it. I want it. I need it.

 

[NomarTyme]

This shit is straight out of hentai...

 

[Salsa]

get laid you pathetic disgusting shell of a human being


who is probably trolling

 

[LeleSocho]

I really hope it's trolling

 

[MThanded]

There is a name for this disorder

 

[blame space]

you guys wanna write eliot stabler fanfic in here?