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I fucking love riding the morning tube
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I take the train to school and work in the mornings.
Once a woman started reciting a full church mass in my car and nobody told her to shut up. She then proceeded to hand out those little Bible book things, and use her briefcase to kneel on as if she was praying in a pew. This lasted for about 45 minutes, which I assume was enough to get through it. She also sang the parts of the mass too, and was very bad at it, and nobody joined her.
I also saw a homeless man (or really poor) try to cut his beard off with some plastic scissors.
There was a man who tried to sell his burned collection of porn DVDs in a catalog he made and carried with himself in a binder. He would take orders and mail the discs later or agree to meet you outside a stop for an exchange, or you could buy instantly on the train without a DVD sleeve.
Also a chick showed me her breasts once because I asked about her tattoos once, and she had them on her breasts, which she showed to me because I was interested in her ink. The tattoos were actually pretty cool, as was she.
Also, always let women who you want to talk to have your seat (also you'll be a gentleman). Strike up conversation, it's kind of fun.
Once a woman started reciting a full church mass in my car and nobody told her to shut up. She then proceeded to hand out those little Bible book things, and use her briefcase to kneel on as if she was praying in a pew. This lasted for about 45 minutes, which I assume was enough to get through it. She also sang the parts of the mass too, and was very bad at it, and nobody joined her.
I also saw a homeless man (or really poor) try to cut his beard off with some plastic scissors.
There was a man who tried to sell his burned collection of porn DVDs in a catalog he made and carried with himself in a binder. He would take orders and mail the discs later or agree to meet you outside a stop for an exchange, or you could buy instantly on the train without a DVD sleeve.
Also a chick showed me her breasts once because I asked about her tattoos once, and she had them on her breasts, which she showed to me because I was interested in her ink. The tattoos were actually pretty cool, as was she.
Also, always let women who you want to talk to have your seat (also you'll be a gentleman). Strike up conversation, it's kind of fun.
Ken Masters
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The way op described the story makes it seem incredibly fake but I do believe many guys do this sort of perverted thing
revolverjgw
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You just inspired like 100 GAFers to start taking the morning tube.
SneakyStephan
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Visual humor, NICE.Lo_Fi said:
SUPARSTARX
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Creepiest OP
hydragonwarrior
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lol at the anger on the first page - esp since the OP noted that the girls noticed and liked it
Hasphat'sAnts
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hydragonwarrior said:
It's still creepy as shit dude. -_-
The Frankman
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I'm assuming the guy lives in Japan or something.
Only reason he's still around and not banned IMO. I was with him until he creeped out around lady #3. Til then I thought he was just lucky and bragging about something that happened to him. Not naming his next new hobby. So I'm not sure about whatever it is you think you've detected.hydragonwarrior said:
A Human Becoming
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dwin45 said:
I hope this serves as a grave warning to the OP.
weekend_warrior
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Wow that thread title could mean so many things. So. Many. Things.
BladeoftheImmortal
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FreeMufasa said:
Fixed it for you.
evil solrac v3.0
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J2 Cool said:
the MTA in new York considers it a crime. good enough for me.
blame space
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too much name calling?
if you get sex pleasure from rubbing up some someone on public transit you are a sociopath and should probably be institutionalized.
if you get sex pleasure from rubbing up some someone on public transit you are a sociopath and should probably be institutionalized.
Nose Master
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On some alternate forum, there's a girl posting "Ugh, I was on the subway(?) today and I got pushed onto some guy who then proceeded to immediately get a boner and hump my ass at every opportunity." Imagine for a second, how unbelievably awkward that was for them.
Christ, describing the one girls movements as "wriggly" sounded like Kermit describing rape.
Christ, describing the one girls movements as "wriggly" sounded like Kermit describing rape.
Major Williams
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I came in here curious, but then...
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Deleted member 1235
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you dry hump girls on public transport. Congratulations.
frankie_wilde
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FreeMufasa
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Damn. I like.
Relax, I won't do it again. Remember it was only once I purposely puy myself in that position. The other times would have happened regardless.
Broder Salsa
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I saw a video of a dude doing the same online, he was called out for it though, the dumbfuck himself was filming it, lol.
Discotheque
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you can't just post that without linking us the video mate.
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