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Count Dookkake · Jan 10, 2012

Here it is, the trailer for the movie that was too gross for the producer of THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE, compelling her to leave the theater.

I was almost crying at times during the screening.

The trailer is censored, but it is still kinda NSFW. It's in Japanese, but I think you can figure out what is going on.

DANGER!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kQ-eSm_1XM

EDIT - TRAILER 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6H8Y0AbQrw

EDIT - INTERNATIONAL TRAILER: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdQts9i6wdI

EDIT - posters!!!

rezuth · Jan 10, 2012

I found it more annoying than funny sadly :/

Count Dookkake · Jan 10, 2012

rezuth said:
I found it more annoying than funny sadly :/

The trailer or the movie?

If the movie, where did you see it?

ItAintEasyBeinCheesy · Jan 10, 2012

wenis · Jan 10, 2012

looks quite silly. I'll watch it.

Hanmik · Jan 10, 2012

that looks like some kind of

Tears For Fears · Jan 10, 2012

Looks kinda like a porno. Sounds good to me.

EviLore · Jan 10, 2012

All subsequent screenings of Zombie Ass also need to come equipped with the director et al parading through the audience and onto the stage naked except for traditional Japanese thong underwear, all while they attempt to pull the director's thong off, to the aghast and ecstatic reaction of the crowd and the reddening embarrassment of the translator girl.

Just wouldn't be the same otherwise.

Count Dookkake · Jan 10, 2012

This is true. Hopefully, it will be a special feature upon home release.

Count Dookkake · Jan 10, 2012

For god's sake, this features zombies coming out of an outhouse!

It's a sad day for cinema when this gets less notice than some Twilight zombie crap.

Hot Coldman · Jan 10, 2012

All I got from that trailer was DANGER. And ass-to-mouth-via-long-stick action.

TheKaeptain · Jan 10, 2012

Will watch Trailer later when not in class.

Count Dookkake · Jan 10, 2012

CaptYamato said:
Will watch Trailer later when not in class.

That's probably a good idea.

Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew · Jan 10, 2012

Hilarious trailer!

andycapps · Jan 10, 2012

What in the heck did I just watch?

DANGER!

Omegasquash · Jan 10, 2012

Count Dookkake said:
That's probably a good idea.

Indeed, it's a wee bit NSFW, but you could probably get away with it. It's just...close is all.

TheKaeptain · Jan 10, 2012

Count Dookkake said:
That's probably a good idea.

Well it is a film history class...

levious · Jan 10, 2012

what is a traditional japanese thong?

Count Dookkake · Jan 10, 2012

CaptYamato said:
Well it is a film history class...

Use discretion.

levious said:
what is a traditional japanese thong?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fundoshi

andycapps · Jan 10, 2012

levious said:
what is a traditional japanese thong?

Sumo wrestler attire?

Prince of Space · Jan 10, 2012

Okay, the school girl

driving the pole through the other two girls

was pretty great. I just recently saw Tokyo Gore Police and this looks to be equally awesome; will definitely check it out!

TheKaeptain · Jan 10, 2012

levious said:
what is a traditional japanese thong?

Probably talking about a Fundoshi or something like that.

Edit: I was right!

Binabik15 · Jan 10, 2012

Damn, I expected a donkey :/

Pachterballs · Jan 10, 2012

looks pretty stupid. ass attack? danger!

Count Dookkake · Jan 10, 2012

Prince of Space said:
Okay, the school girl

driving the pole through the other two girls

was pretty great. I just recently saw Tokyo Gore Police and this looks to be equally awesome; will definitely check it out!

It is directed by Noboru Iguchu, director of ROBOGEISHA, a frequent collaborator of TGP director, Yoshihiro Nishimura, who did the effects for this movie.

In fact, they co-directed VAMPIRE GIRL VS FRANKENSTEIN GIRL.

Pachterballs said:
looks pretty stupid. ass attack? danger!

I can see there's no fooling you.

MMaRsu · Jan 10, 2012

danger danger danger

lol ><

Particle Physicist · Jan 10, 2012

This looks like comedic gore, are you serious about it being too hard to watch, or are you being sarcastic? My sarcasm detector is broken.

Count Dookkake · Jan 10, 2012

quadriplegicjon said:
This looks like comedic gore, are you serious about it being too hard to watch, or are you being sarcastic? My sarcasm detector is broken.

I didn't say that it was hard to watch. I said that it was gross. It really depends on your, uh, taste.

That story is also entirely true. She left after about 20 minutes and was very grossed out.

This features much more poo than both HUMAN CENTIPEDEs combined.

Also, to clarify, I was crying from laughter and pleasant disgust, not fear or offense or anything like that.

Casual Gamera · Jan 10, 2012

Satch · Jan 10, 2012

naze????????

it's just

o___o

bengraven · Jan 10, 2012

Count Dookkake said:
the trailer for the movie that was too gross for the producer of THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE, compelling her to leave the theater.

Ugh, I hope they're not using this for the marketing. How lame.

IF YOU THOUGHT HUMAN CENTIPEDE WAS DISGUSTING...

----

Also, that style of sailer/schoolgirl uniform needs to fucking die.

Count Dookkake · Jan 10, 2012

bengraven said:
Ugh, I hope they're not using this for the marketing. How lame.

IF YOU THOUGHT HUMAN CENTIPEDE WAS DISGUSTING...

Why would that be lame?

Also, I don't know if they are using it as marketing. I can't read Japanese.

I'm just reporting what I saw happen in the theater and discussed with the woman in question.

Volimar · Jan 10, 2012

Some day we'll be able to tell our grandchildren that we were there at the birth of the zombie scat genre...

Kinyou · Jan 10, 2012

Does anyone in Japan actually wear these cliché school uniforms?

Doctor West · Jan 10, 2012

That danger sticker was hilarious!

Count Dookkake · Jan 10, 2012

icarus-daedelus said:
Count, I thought that PM would be a link to a dating site or a porno. This is much better!

I am a trickster.

Particle Physicist · Jan 11, 2012

Count Dookkake said:
I didn't say that it was hard to watch. I said that it was gross. It really depends on your, uh, taste.

That story is also entirely true. She left after about 20 minutes and was very grossed out.

This features much more poo than both HUMAN CENTIPEDEs combined.

Also, to clarify, I was crying from laughter and pleasant disgust, not fear or offense or anything like that.

Aaaaaah. Okay. Cool, thanks.

Count Dookkake · Feb 22, 2012

NEW TRAILER:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6H8Y0AbQrw

Jenga · Feb 22, 2012

ZOMBIE ASSU

Davedough · Feb 22, 2012

I wasn't at all interested until the 2nd trailer mentioned its filmed in boo boo sound. Now its a must see

BattleMonkey · Feb 22, 2012

Don't think my sound system is compatible with boo boo

Grisby · Feb 22, 2012

Zombie Ass announcer made me laugh.

The rest of the trailer looked...well...you guys saw it.

Davedough · Feb 22, 2012

BattleMonkey said:
Don't think my sound system is compatible with boo boo

Amazon sells a dolby 5.1 to boo boo converter

Double D · Feb 22, 2012

What are the things flying around that they are censoring? I just keep imagining sentient dicks all over the place.

Stet · Feb 22, 2012

Looks hot.

Count Dookkake · Feb 22, 2012

Double D said:
What are the things flying around that they are censoring? I just keep imagining sentient dicks all over the place.

Imagine a penis with a brain instead of testicles.

Elginer · Feb 22, 2012

well, that was certainly different.

140.85 · Feb 22, 2012

This kind of super over-the-top and silly live action stuff from japan is really starting to wear thin in my opinion. I cant get through stuff like it anymore. It's not funny, absurd or shocking anymore - just tiresome.

I like the "DANGAH!" Engrish though. lol

bitoriginal · Feb 22, 2012

Where can I watch this with english subs/dubs? This looks perfect for a night in with the lads.

Count Dookkake · Feb 22, 2012

bitoriginal said:
Where can I watch this with english subs/dubs? This looks perfect for a night in with the lads.

You'll have to wait a while. Check nearby festivals. It's well worth the effort.

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