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AlimNassor · Mar 27, 2012

Yup. I live in an apartment, and I'm on the second floor. I was grilling and I noticed a yellowish stream coming down from the third floor, and noticed a dog was peeing on my steaks. Not sure if they're still good or if the fire will burn the pee off. But, i don't want to ruin good steak.

But, yes I'm pissed.

TheChewyWaffles · Mar 27, 2012

You're not sure???

Dead · Mar 27, 2012

mr2xxx · Mar 27, 2012

If you can drink your own piss then I would man up and grill them.

Chinner · Mar 27, 2012

piss on the steak to claim it back as your own. next.

NomarTyme · Mar 27, 2012

Make some doggie steak!

BFIB · Mar 27, 2012

It's called seasoning.

UrokeJoe · Mar 27, 2012

No fucking way! Yes fucking way is fucking sad.. lol

Randolph Freelander · Mar 27, 2012

This aggression will not stand.

SouthernDragon · Mar 27, 2012

Dude.

AlimNassor · Mar 27, 2012

Chinner said:
piss on the steak to claim it back as your own. next.

That's actually not a bad idea.

MatthewB92 · Mar 27, 2012

Give it to the owner of the dog.

shuri · Mar 27, 2012

In some countries, this is considered a delicacy. The dog blessed your meal with his canine urine.

3N16MA · Mar 27, 2012

Pee in the owners food and you're even.

wenis · Mar 27, 2012

Fire cures everything my friend.

Oreoleo · Mar 27, 2012

AlimNassor said:
But, yes I'm pissed.

sooo, you're the steak?

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tapedeck · Mar 27, 2012

Chinner said:
piss on the steak to claim it back as your own. next.

/thread

SteveWinwood · Mar 27, 2012

Piss on the owner?

wolfmat · Mar 27, 2012

AlimNassor · Mar 27, 2012

3N16MA said:
Pee in the owners food and you're even.

No, because I don't know the owners. I'm going to go ahead with the grilling. Hopefully the flames burn the urine off...

Typographenia · Mar 27, 2012

nemss said:
It's called seasoning.

Marinade.

Shiv47 · Mar 27, 2012

It's still good! It's still good!

notworksafe · Mar 27, 2012

AlimNassor said:
No, because I don't know the owners. I'm going to go ahead with the grilling. Hopefully the flames burn the urine off...

Beyond foul

Onemic · Mar 27, 2012

Let that shit marinate and bbq it again.

BlueTsunami · Mar 27, 2012

A not sure if want moment if there ever was one. The ghetto science is killing me.

Moaradin · Mar 27, 2012

Don't worry about it dude. Will just add some extra flavor.

AlimNassor · Mar 27, 2012

notworksafe said:
Beyond foul

A mans gotta eat...I can't grill often and I've not had a Steak in months. This was supposed to be a special day...*sigh*

Overdoziz · Mar 27, 2012

Fire burns all liquids right off!

Ryaaan14 · Mar 27, 2012

AlimNassor said:
No, because I don't know the owners. I'm going to go ahead with the grilling. Hopefully the flames burn the urine off...

What the fuck dude

kittens · Mar 27, 2012

That's pretty fucking nasty, but honestly, I'd try to salvage them, too.

Take a small bite to test. Take video and upload it to YouTube. That's key.

Purkake4 · Mar 27, 2012

Sometimes GAF doesn't disappoint.

-viper- · Mar 27, 2012

serves you right for owning a dog.

Technosteve · Mar 27, 2012

it's just some salt

RiccochetJ · Mar 27, 2012

AlimNassor said:
A mans gotta eat...I can't grill often and I've not had a Steak in months. This was supposed to be a special day...*sigh*

Oh, it's going to be special!

wolfmat · Mar 27, 2012

AlimNassor said:
No, because I don't know the owners. I'm going to go ahead with the grilling. Hopefully the flames burn the urine off...

What the fuck?

notworksafe · Mar 27, 2012

AlimNassor said:
A mans gotta eat...I can't grill often and I've not had a Steak in months. This was supposed to be a special day...*sigh*

Go get another? I swear to god GAF is insane. Would rather eat some piss steak then go to the store or blow up at the people letting their dog piss off a balcony.

Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew · Mar 27, 2012

It's OK. He just marinated it.

Oreoleo · Mar 27, 2012

Overdoz1z said:
Fire burns all liquids right off!

Yes but the sodium and other shit in the pee is going to be left behind. It's still going to TASTE like DOG PISS.

Satyamdas · Mar 27, 2012

GamerSoul · Mar 27, 2012

wolfmat said:

So perfect.

And I would throw them out.

krameriffic · Mar 27, 2012

Is your dog Bear Grylls?

Ryaaan14 · Mar 27, 2012

Satyamdas said:

Awesome

thefit · Mar 27, 2012

Feed it to the dog, just toss em up. See how he likes em.

I H8 Memes · Mar 27, 2012

Satyamdas said:

Damn, beaten by a minute.

Dreams-Visions · Mar 27, 2012

give this man a tag.

BlueTsunami · Mar 27, 2012

Should'a caught some of it in a wine glass. Probably pairs well with piss steak. Like a good white with fish.

weekend_warrior · Mar 27, 2012

Eat those steaks like a man.

UrokeJoe · Mar 27, 2012

It's just so visual. I can totally see it and I am laughing my ass off.

Defuser · Mar 27, 2012

This has to be a tag fishing right?

Jimothy · Mar 27, 2012

wolfmat said:

Satyamdas said:

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