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maquiladora · Sep 10, 2012

PORT ST. LUCIE, Florida -- A teenager is recovering after
police say he shot himself in the penis and testicle while cleaning a gun he just bought.

It happened Thursday morning at a home on the 200 block of Verada Street in Port St. Lucie.

Police say 18-year-old Michael Smeriglio first lied to police saying someone shot him while he was walking down the street. After being questioned by police he admitted to accidentally doing it himself.

Doctors say the bullet went through his penis, his left testicle and then lodged itself in his thigh.

Smeriglio told police he bought the gun last month at a party.

http://www.wtsp.com/news/watercoole...ccidentally-shoots-off-his-penis-and-testicle

'Gun cleaning time? Better make sure it's loaded and aimed at my penis first. Ok, I'm ready'

.GqueB. · Sep 10, 2012

Cheddar bob IRL.

Clydefrog · Sep 10, 2012

his hands are in the perfect position in that photo lol

SUPREME1 · Sep 10, 2012

Dude wasn't shooting blanks before, but he is now.

shadyspace · Sep 10, 2012

holy shit that kid is greasy

Baggatoast · Sep 10, 2012

Lol, he was just cleaning it and it went off.

like he was jerking off

siddhu33 · Sep 10, 2012

Well, he's boned.

Coldnoodle · Sep 10, 2012

The hell is up with his hair

ComputerMKII · Sep 10, 2012

Fenderputty · Sep 10, 2012

I didn't see a caliber mentioned. Can't be much left of that dudes dick if it was anything above a .22.

Perspicacity · Sep 10, 2012

Hope doctors didn't restore his fertility, that would be holding back evolution

lethial · Sep 10, 2012

lol nice camos nerd.

Raxus · Sep 10, 2012

See Florida's sterility program is going smoothly.

Clydefrog · Sep 10, 2012

Coldplay619 said:
The hell is up with his hair

oh man i thought he was wearing a beret but that's actually his hair!

tapedeck · Sep 10, 2012

.GqueB. said:
Chedder bob IRL.

haha yep

Andrew. · Sep 10, 2012

Dik-B-Gon

The fuck are you cleaning a gun for WHILE ITS FUCKING LOADED?

Florida.

Messypandas · Sep 10, 2012

cockshot

methane47 · Sep 10, 2012

where's manos?!

nhlducks35 · Sep 10, 2012

siddhu33 · Sep 10, 2012

nhlducks35 said:

Why does that head look like a penis?

Gr1mLock · Sep 10, 2012

Darwin Award contestant.

Mr. Poolman · Sep 10, 2012

Natural selection at work?

Psychological Intellect · Sep 10, 2012

fuck, since it went right through they don't have to amputate do they?

SteveWinwood · Sep 10, 2012

siddhu33 said:
Why does that head look like a penis?

Does your penis look like that?

YesNOnoNOYes · Sep 10, 2012

lol the puns

and

poor dude. hope it wont mean he will be childless or whatever

...

lol tho

XD;

Bel Marduk · Sep 10, 2012

maquiladora said:
http://www.wtsp.com/news/watercoole...ccidentally-shoots-off-his-penis-and-testicle

'Gun cleaning time? Better make sure it's loaded and aimed at my penis first. Ok, I'm ready'

Why is it that before I even clicked on this thread and read the dateline, I knew it happened in Florida?

nhlducks35 · Sep 10, 2012

Psychological Intellect said:
fuck, since it went right through they don't have to amputate do they?

There is nothing left to amputate.

siddhu33 · Sep 10, 2012

SteveWinwood said:
Does your penis look like that?

Hell no.

Aguirre · Sep 10, 2012

he drives a bmw. open and shut case right there.

Clydefrog · Sep 10, 2012

the sequel:

def sim · Sep 10, 2012

ohhh so this is what that picture in the smoking thread is all about

Psychological Intellect · Sep 10, 2012

nhlducks35 said:
There is nothing left to amputate.

how do

how do u know that?

Gaborn · Sep 10, 2012

Wasted opportunity. should have been something like "Teen shoots himself in the penis while 'cleaning his gun'"

Zee-Row · Sep 10, 2012

Computer said:

With Florida being the "penis" of the U.S. this gif has a new meaning!

maquiladora · Sep 10, 2012

He is the dude on the left here, lol.

Baconsaurus Rex · Sep 10, 2012

Noooooo no no no

The thought of living without a penis sends shivers down my spine

And he hit his balls too. That's gotta hurt.

Xdye7 · Sep 10, 2012

"I'd give my left nut to have a gun!"

GamerSoul · Sep 10, 2012

My eyes literally got wider and wider as I read the title.

OpinionatedCyborg · Sep 10, 2012

he's doing the gene pool a favour juding by these pics

Huevos de Oro · Sep 11, 2012

Damn.

OgTheClever · Sep 11, 2012

Mr. Poolman said:
Natural selection at work?

You took the words right out of my mouth.

NotTheGuyYouKill · Sep 11, 2012

That's one way to remove yourself from the gene pool.

R2D4 · Sep 11, 2012

Too bad it wasn't in the head.

edit: Where his brain is not the head of his penis.

Duh.

smr00 · Sep 11, 2012

Flordia? Nothing surprises me when i see "Florida".

Also shave that disgusting mustache.

R2D4 said:
Too bad it wasn't in the head.

edit: Where his brain is not the head of his penis.

Duh.

Just from looking at him and knowing that it took place in Flordia i wouldn't be surprised if he accidentally shot himself in his head by weeks end.

FairyD · Sep 11, 2012

Well that's one way to clean your penis.

ReturnOfTheRAT · Sep 11, 2012

This reminds me to not look like a moron if I ever take a picture with my car.

LordCanti · Sep 11, 2012

maquiladora said:
He is the dude on the left here, lol.

To be honest, he kind of looks like the type of person that would accidentally blow his own dick off.

smr00 · Sep 11, 2012

The guy is 18 so technically he is an adult not teen.

Gentleman Jack · Sep 11, 2012

Mission accomplished.

EatinOlives · Sep 11, 2012

Gentleman Jack said:
Mission accomplished.

Indeed

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