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Hanmik · May 24, 2013

http://midnightresistance.co.uk/articles/game-rumour-generator

some of the "rumours" it just gave me.,.

The ghosts of Silicon Knights are combining Starfox with Batman. The twist? It's released as episodic adventures.

Atlus are combining Punch Quest with Professor Layton. The twist? It's what's inside Molyneux's Cube.

Infinity Ward are combining Starfox with Journey. The twist? It's only available after 4am in France.

lol... (ok after a while the generated rumours are just to much alike, but still... this might be used to become a Game Journalist)

codhand · May 24, 2013

Two founding members of id are combining Solitaire with Forza. The twist? It's going to use DirectX13.

lulz

BrokenEchelon · May 24, 2013

Some guys who made ExciteTruck are combining ExciteTruck with Killzone. The twist? It's only available after 4am in France.

My sides.

De-mon · May 24, 2013

EA are combining Forza with Bayonetta. The twist? It's only for Amiga.
Peter Molyneux are combining Batman with Mass Effect. The twist? It's the latest entry in Ubisoft's 'Imagine' series.
Capcom are combining Solitaire with Mass Effect. The twist? It's a PS4 exclusive.
FROM SOFTWARE are combining Mass Effect with Mario. The twist? It's being funded via Kickstarter.

Horseress · May 24, 2013

"Crytek are combining Call of Duty with Apple Jack. The twist? It's exclusive day one DLC on Xbox One."

Looks legit

SmithnCo · May 24, 2013

EA are combining Mario with Legend of Zelda. The twist? It's DLC Only.

I love this.

Aggrotek · May 24, 2013

The creators of Minesweeper are combining Resident Evil with Quake. The twist? It's an Xbox ONE launch title.

ZING

chaosblade · May 24, 2013

FROM SOFTWARE are combining Kung-Fu with Dark Souls. The twist? It's DLC Only.

I would be okay with this.

hardcastlemccormick · May 24, 2013

Sega are combining Punch Quest with Kung-Fu. The twist? It's being written by JJ Abrahms.

Please let this be true.

Raide · May 24, 2013

Nintendo are combining Duke Nukem with Suikoden. The twist? It's exclusive day one DLC on Xbox One.

Day One.

SolsticeZero · May 24, 2013

RARE are combining Starfox with Sonic. The twist? It's a PS4 exclusive.

lulz

Sophia · May 24, 2013

Retro Studios are combining Doom with Darksiders. The twist? It's exclusive day one DLC on Xbox One.

Oh god that's actually horrifying. >_>;

Foshy · May 24, 2013

This one's perfect

EA are combining Mario with Sonic. The twist? It's being funded via Kickstarter.

Armada · May 24, 2013

Retro Studios are combining Killzone with Monster Hunter. The twist? It's a PS4 exclusive.

Oh gosh.

10k · May 24, 2013

Microsoft is combing a game console work the cable box. The twist? It requires an always online connection and doesn't play used games without paying a fee.

I made that one up

Kill Your Masters · May 24, 2013

Nintendo are combining Mass Effect with Metroid. The twist? It's released as episodic adventures.

Crytek are combining Mario with Secret of Mana. The twist? It's merging the two worlds in a multiverse beat-em up.

Would buy.

maquiladora · May 24, 2013

Peter Molyneux are combining Metroid with ExciteTruck. The twist? It's an expansion for Duke Nukem Forever.

looooooooooooooooool

Winterfang · May 24, 2013

Atlus are combining Batman with Street Fighter. The twist? It's going to star Steve Buscemi.

That's just preposterous.

mclem · May 24, 2013

Capcom are combining Duke Nukem with Solitaire. The twist? It's an expansion for Duke Nukem Forever.

den · May 24, 2013

this is what i got

Jonathan Blow are combining Bayonetta with Bayonetta. The twist? It's being written by JJ Abrahms.

Valtýr · May 24, 2013

Retro Studios are combining Batman with Batman. The twist? It's released as episodic adventures.

Marcel · May 24, 2013

RARE are combining Call of Juarez with Farming Simulator. The twist? It's an Xbox ONE launch title.

Day 1.

nailbombxx · May 24, 2013

chaosblade said:
FROM SOFTWARE are combining Kung-Fu with Dark Souls. The twist? It's DLC Only.

I would be okay with this.

Fist of the North Souls.

Brick · May 24, 2013

EA are combining Suikoden with Doom. The twist? It's the latest entry in Ubisoft's 'Imagine' series.

Raide · May 24, 2013

FROM SOFTWARE are combining Zelda with Monster Hunter. The twist? It's going to feature Bayonetta...

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

MAKES THIS!!!!

Toma · May 24, 2013

Solstice said:
lulz

Haha, good one.

Chamber · May 24, 2013

Guerrilla Games are combining Punch Quest with Apple Jack. The twist? It's going to star Steve Buscemi.

Whoa.

Kill Your Masters · May 24, 2013

The creators of Minesweeper are combining Starfox with Batman. The twist? It's what's inside Molyneux's Cube.

This is good stuff.

foobarry81 · May 24, 2013

Retro Studios are combining Kung-Fu with Legend of Zelda. The twist? It's part of a new five year partnership deal.
Sega are combining Metroid with Bayonetta. The twist? It's being written by JJ Abrahms.

Sure this is a rumour generator and not a clairvoyant?

Foshy · May 24, 2013

Goddamn lol

Capcom are combining Doom with Quake. The twist? It's westernized for a western audience

Doesn't get any more western that that

Marcel · May 24, 2013

Peter Molyneux are combining Dark Souls with Vanquish. The twist? It's merging the two worlds in a multiverse beat-em up.

Haha.

Malvingt2 · May 24, 2013

The creators of Minesweeper are combining Call of Juarez with Legend of Zelda. The twist? It's going to star Steve Buscemi.

lolol

L1NETT · May 24, 2013

Sega are combining Metroid with Kung-Fu. The twist? It's a PS4 exclusive

hmm

Screaming Meat · May 24, 2013

FROM SOFTWARE are combining Call of Juarez with Legend of Zelda. The twist? It's only available after 4am in France.

Hilarious.

Azure Phoenix · May 24, 2013

The Behemoth are combining Zelda with Bayonetta. The twist? It's the world's first 5D game.

I'd buy it.

Berordn · May 24, 2013

FROM SOFTWARE are combining Dark Souls with Dark Souls. The twist? It's an Xbox ONE launch title.

Sounds believable to me.

The Smoking Bun · May 24, 2013

Horseress said:
"Crytek are combining Call of Duty with Apple Jack. The twist? It's exclusive day one DLC on Xbox One."

Looks legit

Day XBOX One!

Sethos · May 24, 2013

Peter Molyneux are combining ExciteTruck with Mario. The twist? It's only for Amiga.

Amazing.

den · May 24, 2013

Peter Molyneux are combining ExciteTruck with Space Team. The twist? It's westernized for a western audience.

and

Sega are combining Duke Nukem with Legend of Zelda. The twist? It's what's inside Molyneux's Cube.

lol

Slayer-33 · May 24, 2013

The ghosts of Silicon Knights are combining Too Human with Pissman. The twist? It's an Xbox One exclusive.

lol holy shit, what's Pissman? lol

Cha · May 24, 2013

Guerrilla Games are combining Transformers with Darksiders. The twist? It's going to feature Bayonetta.

.

Marcel · May 24, 2013

Slayer-33 said:
lol holy shit, what's Pissman? lol

Denis Dyack.

Nibel · May 24, 2013

Crytek are combining Duke Nukem with Duke Nukem. The twist? It's a PS4 exclusive.

Huh

liquidtmd · May 24, 2013

Is it disturbing that after cycling through about 10 or 15 of these, some have sounded more credible than recent news headlines on Kotaku?

"Two founding members of id are combining Batman with Killzone. The twist? It's going to star Steve Buscemi"

SloaneRisette · May 24, 2013

"Infinity Ward are combining Mario with Mario. The twist? It's an expansion for Duke Nukem Forever."

Those bastards.

lol, this thing is amazing.

73V3N · May 24, 2013

Nintendo are combining Farming Simulator with Call of Juarez. The twist? It's being funded via Kickstarter.

Nintendo are combining Pissman with Professor Layton. The twist? It's exclusive day one DLC on Xbox One.

Sounds awesome.

Zoon · May 24, 2013

Retro Studios are combining Resident Evil with Resident Evil. The twist? It's going to feature Bayonetta.

LOL

bunbun777 · May 24, 2013

I see I am not the only one surprised and intrigued with this Pissman game.

Thatgamecompany are combining Punch Quest with Pissman. The twist? It's STEAM greenlit game.

hemo memo · May 24, 2013

EA are combining Mario with Killzone. The twist? It's a F2P iOS title.

!

Jackano · May 24, 2013

It's passed 4PM here in France the eShop is still not updated! >_<

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