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Ryaaan14 · Nov 4, 2013

Would nothing happen? Would it become uncircumcised? Is this a complete paradox?

Courage · Nov 4, 2013

That's actually a pretty good question.

Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew · Nov 4, 2013

E.T.: Come...
Elliot: [solemnly] Stay...
E.T.: [puts his finger to his glowing *e***] Ouch.
Elliot: [mimics the same action, tearfully] Ouch.
E.T.: [E.T. and Elliot embrace each other, then E.T. puts his glowing finger to Elliot's fore****] I'll... be... right... here.
Elliot: [tearfully] ... bye.

You guessed the asterisks wrong, didn't you?! PERVERT!

Demoncarnotaur · Nov 4, 2013

Oh god. I don't know.

EloquentM · Nov 4, 2013

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Angry Puppy · Nov 4, 2013

it would become healed

HalfwayOrb · Nov 4, 2013

it'd grow the skin, covering the penis's head.

Kimosabae · Nov 4, 2013

Just see a urologist, OP.

Shaanyboi · Nov 4, 2013

I love you, GAF

Plywood · Nov 4, 2013

A circumcised penis is unnatural, may cause scarring and is basically the scalping of a head. If E.T. touched it, he would heal the D.

maruchan · Nov 4, 2013

Did he touch it right after it happened.

livestOne · Nov 4, 2013

the skin would heal... and some of the healing powers would rub off on the penis

Ryaaan14 · Nov 4, 2013

maruchan said:
Did he touch it right after it happened.

Years after.

Akira · Nov 4, 2013

The circumcised penis would transform into ET's index finger.

Courage · Nov 4, 2013

How many years are we talking about here man.

Visualante2 · Nov 4, 2013

I think E.T is probably jewish, just saying

Syf · Nov 4, 2013

Would the head glow? I think it would.

Plywood · Nov 4, 2013

wow

such heal

so uncut

much foreskin

Chichikov · Nov 4, 2013

Did you touch a boy's penis and you're looking for a defense?
I don't think "I have a healing finger" will work.

p.s.

PogiJones · Nov 4, 2013

We don't know much about E.T.'s anatomy. What exactly is his healing finger, and what role does it play in reproduction?

These questions must be answered before a definitive scenario can be drafted.

Jitters · Nov 4, 2013

If its years after I don't think any thing would happen. It already healed on its own.

PogiJones · Nov 4, 2013

Is this how fanfics begin?

The Lamp · Nov 4, 2013

It would restore it to its properly functioning state, probably.

;-)

Courage · Nov 4, 2013

The Lamp said:
It would restore it to its properly functioning state, probably.

welp

freenudemacusers · Nov 4, 2013

what if he had two glowing fingers and touched them together?

speculawyer · Nov 4, 2013

ET is fiction. Who gives a shit?

BigDug13 · Nov 4, 2013

What would a Spielberg creation do about your circumcision...

Ryaaan14 · Nov 4, 2013

speculawyer said:
ET is fiction. Who gives a shit?

In short, me.

Drazgul · Nov 4, 2013

BigDug13 said:
What would a Spielberg creation do about your circumcision...

E.T. would just fingerbang your urethra. Ouch indeed.

Exr · Nov 4, 2013

Mental image of ET jabbing at cocks rapidly in some clinic

Syf · Nov 4, 2013

Exr said:
Mental image of ET jabbing at cocks rapidly in some clinic

Jabbing? He'd be all sorts of gentle.

Divvy · Nov 4, 2013

Probably arrested

Ishida · Nov 4, 2013

I would probably get the weirdest boner.

ronito · Nov 4, 2013

Welp it looks like its time to fap

El'Kharn · Nov 4, 2013

Biskie said:
Jabbing? He'd be all sorts of gentle.

lol!

the chris · Nov 4, 2013

Ryaaan14 said:

Chichikov said:

Can we just make this an E.T. picture thread? The first two images in Google image search crack me up because they look connected.

bobbychalkers · Nov 4, 2013

The MPAA rating skyrockets...

DanteFox · Nov 4, 2013

E.T.'s finger would grow a foreskin.

i.e. a fore-finger foreskin.

Boose · Nov 4, 2013

Never have I clicked on a thread as fast as I clicked on this thread.

PogiJones · Nov 4, 2013

PogiJones said:
We don't know much about E.T.'s anatomy. What exactly is his healing finger, and what role does it play in reproduction?

These questions must be answered before a definitive scenario can be drafted.

PogiJones said:
Is this how fanfics begin?

Just quoting myself to expand upon this, and show my findings:

FROM THE TRANSCRIPT:

On the floor next to E.T. is the pot containing the sickly flowers. He
looks at the flowers, makes a moaning sound, and suddenly they become
healthy and transform into full bloom.

....

He lights up his finger in an attempt to
heal Mike's wound. Mike grab's E.T.'s hand and puts it back under the
sheet. "Ouch, ouch" says E.T, as he tries once again to heal Mike.

I don't think we're dealing with the typical healing finger here.

Ryaaan14 · Nov 4, 2013

PogiJones said:
Just quoting myself to expand upon this, and show my findings:

FROM THE TRANSCRIPT:

On the floor next to E.T. is the pot containing the sickly flowers. He
looks at the flowers, makes a moaning sound, and suddenly they become
healthy and transform into full bloom.

....

He lights up his finger in an attempt to
heal Mike's wound. Mike grab's E.T.'s hand and puts it back under the
sheet. "Ouch, ouch" says E.T, as he tries once again to heal Mike.

I don't think we're dealing with the typical healing finger here.

I'm dying

Log4Girlz · Nov 4, 2013

You make the best threads. I will let you touch my penis.

MisterHero · Nov 4, 2013

Shut up Greg

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