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Cake Boss · Feb 6, 2014

I am interested to hear what other people think of it. Girl I been dating for a couple of months give me some Harvard quality oral yesterday and asks me to release my spunk in her mouth, she eats it up and says I need more pineapple in my diet after we finish, I stood there shocked thinking I might be in love.

So my question is this common or do I gots myself one of the rare people and how does I make my stuff sweeter for her??

akaoni · Feb 6, 2014

This is relevant;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8C0xZi3pJA

ComputerMKII · Feb 6, 2014

That's gross.

Dunlop · Feb 6, 2014

I don't care what she does with it as long as I get there ; )

FairyD · Feb 6, 2014

Sometimes but it usually costs extra. Sometimes you get a call girl who will do it without asking.

b&jy77VjiKn$#F · Feb 6, 2014

I don't have a partner, so do my pants count?

commedieu · Feb 6, 2014

hehehe.. cake boss... hehehe..

terrisus · Feb 6, 2014

Cake Boss said:
Girl I been dating for a couple of months give me some Harvard quality oral yesterday

Impeccable · Feb 6, 2014

Swallowing is the uncommon side? Hrm.

speculawyer · Feb 6, 2014

Obligatory.

joelseph · Feb 6, 2014

Kiwis, you little try hard.

NinjaBoiX · Feb 6, 2014

Cinnamon mane, makes your spunk taste good.

Apparently.

RK9039 · Feb 6, 2014

akaoni said:
This is relevant;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8C0xZi3pJA

Does this work with a range of fruit and veg or just pineapples?

DUFFMCWALIN · Feb 6, 2014

I love it when they do, but no. There is no partner, just the old hand.

Featheredkitten · Feb 6, 2014

That was rather explicit.

Count Dookkake said:
If she doesn't, then she won't get to partner status.

Looks like we're not fated to be.

Count Dookkake · Feb 6, 2014

If she doesn't, then she won't get to partner status.

Drazgul · Feb 6, 2014

DUFFMCWALIN said:
I love it when they do, but no. There is no partner, just the old hand.

If you wanna get it done right, better do it yourself eh? Yum yum!

DrFunk · Feb 6, 2014

ComputerMKII said:
That's gross.

smh

I dated a girl that swallowed...it was fantastic

Wag · Feb 6, 2014

HalfBakedProphet · Feb 6, 2014

FairyD said:
Sometimes but it usually costs extra. Sometimes you get a call girl who will do it without asking.

hahaha!

Anyway, all the women I've been in long term relationships with swallowed. Its awesome and saves on clean up

Zaraki_Kenpachi · Feb 6, 2014

Drazgul said:
If you wanna get it done right, better do it yourself eh? Yum yum!

:lol After reading your post all I could think of was him drawing a face on his other hand and using that.

Incognito · Feb 6, 2014

Mine lovesss to swallow. She's insatiable. She actually gets upset if I try to give her a show.

Kid Ska · Feb 6, 2014

It's question #1 on my girlfriend application sheet. There's only one question on my girlfriend application sheet.

MagicWithEarvin · Feb 6, 2014

Pineapple?

Kurita · Feb 6, 2014

Yes.
According to her it's uncommon but... I'm not complaining :lol

Data West · Feb 6, 2014

I think gaf is running out of questions to ask.

Miles X · Feb 6, 2014

Had a guy recently who swallowed, he was down there for half an hour, no wanking, just going at it. Best way to orgasm.

blame space · Feb 6, 2014

give her a show?

Count Dookkake · Feb 6, 2014

Featheredkitten said:
Looks like we're not fated to be.

We can still fuck around.

Kano on the Phone · Feb 6, 2014

Cake Boss said:
I am interested to hear what other people think of it. Girl I been dating for a couple of months give me some Harvard quality oral yesterday and asks me to release my spunk in her mouth, she eats it up and says I need more pineapple in my diet after we finish, I stood there shocked thinking I might be in love.

So my question is this common or do I gots myself one of the rare people and how does I make my stuff sweeter for her??

You got one blow job and suddenly might be in love? Just wait until you have vaginal sex too.

J-Rod · Feb 6, 2014

Rarely.

Liu Kang Baking A Pie · Feb 6, 2014

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theechrisfox · Feb 6, 2014

Eat a ton of sugar and zero garlic. (the trick is finding one who doesn't mind when you eat garlic).

RoninChaos · Feb 6, 2014

Incognito said:
Mine lovesss to swallow. She's insatiable. She actually gets upset if I try to give her a show.

Hats off to you for that catch, sir.

Busty · Feb 6, 2014

Cake Boss said:
I am interested to hear what other people think of it. Girl I been dating for a couple of months give me some Harvard quality oral yesterday and asks me to release my spunk in her mouth, she eats it up and says I need more pineapple in my diet after we finish, I stood there shocked thinking I might be in love.

So my question is this common or do I gots myself one of the rare people and how does I make my stuff sweeter for her??

aka

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Incognito · Feb 6, 2014

blame space said:
give her a show?

You know -- chest, hair, etc.

Hats off to you for that catch, sir.

Thanks. Needless to say, we're now engaged.

No Love · Feb 6, 2014

My girl does. Feels so good to nut in her mouth. See avatar. lol

joelseph · Feb 6, 2014

blame space said:
give her a show?

STOP!

Featheredkitten · Feb 6, 2014

Count Dookkake said:
We can still fuck around.

doctorblurg · Feb 6, 2014

blame space said:
give her a show?

he's trying to give her the ol razzle dazzle

BigEvilTurtle · Feb 6, 2014

I've only been allowed to finish two or three times in her mouth, and she didn't swallow any of those times. My diet is bad I guess.

RK9039 · Feb 6, 2014

What if you miss?

Busty · Feb 6, 2014

Kid Ska said:
It's question #1 on my girlfriend application sheet. There's only one question on my girlfriend application sheet.

I assume that position yet has to be filled?

Dr_Boris_Goltz · Feb 6, 2014

earvcunanan said:
Pineapple?

Watermelon, pineapple, kiwi... stuff like that supposedly makes your semen taste a lot better.

According to my ex, it really did work. She didn't swallow, but she would let me finish in her mouth.

temp · Feb 6, 2014

terrisus said:

Man they read some kindergarten-level books at Harvard.

foxuzamaki · Feb 6, 2014

These are the important questions

Gherid__lacksGPS · Feb 6, 2014

Cake Boss said:
I am interested to hear what other people think of it. Girl I been dating for a couple of months give me some Harvard quality oral yesterday and asks me to release my spunk in her mouth, she eats it up and says I need more pineapple in my diet after we finish, I stood there shocked thinking I might be in love.

So my question is this common or do I gots myself one of the rare people and how does I make my stuff sweeter for her??

Yeah, my ex gobbled it up like dessert. I was really, really healthy and in shape at the time and she said she's never tasted someone as sweet as me. We lasted close to three years w/o any problems then BOOM, titanic. I don't actively seek dates or relationships, just kind of let them do what they do. I hope to find someone like her again....minus the damaged sociopathy.

Gorillaz · Feb 6, 2014

lmao "Harvard quality oral"

that's a new one

davepoobond · Feb 6, 2014

More pineapple

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