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Final Revolution Name Announced: Wii

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pitt_norton

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Wii

Deal with it.

I'm in awe. It is such a calculated market savvy move by Nintendo in order to reach their goals with this system. I applaud.
 

Syphin

Banned
This is the worst name ever. How can someone like this. Its just fucking wii. WE WEE

WE MOTHERFUCKER. ITS JUST Wii.

Hey are there any Wii's in stock.:lol :lol :lol
 

Gahiggidy

My aunt & uncle run a Mom & Pop store, "The Gamecube Hut", and sold 80k WiiU within minutes of opening.
Journeywalker said:
April 27, 2006--GAFfers say "Whiiiiiiii?"

May 9th, 2006--"Wii are the champions"

May 10th, 2006--Metroid Prime Thwii rocks the West Hall

November 21(?) 2006 12:00am --Release of Wii

November 21(?) 2006 12:00am--Worldwide Wii-Wii network goes live

March 2007-- New Nintendork illness sets in: Sales-Age Onwii...Japanese weekly sales charts are so dominated by Wii that nobody bothers to post them. Not even Gahiggidy.
Not even Gahiggidy?!
 

Kai Dracon

Writing a dinosaur space opera symphony
After thinking the name over for a few hours, I have concluded:

First, it is indeed unavoidable that 'Wii' would instantly become something of a short-term laughing stock. The pronunciation is obviously too close to various forms of slang for certain... things.


Second, I think it /does/ have the potential to succeed in creating an iPod effect. The name /is/ a break from almost all gaming convention. Even "Revolution", while I feel a very good name, still sounds a bit nerdy yet pompus in the way a lot of gaming idioms do. Wii, however, is just... different. Utterly out of the gaming sphere. And I do think it could be an advantage that it requires no abbreviation. That's just another element of separating it from gaming convention - specialized slang, strange acronyms, etc.

I suppose that wii shall see.
 
Sorry if this has been posted before...I don't think it has, but


Iwata wiin bomb zal droppen!


Seriously, though, I don't know what I think of the name. I like the way it looks, but I don't want to ever have to say it.
 
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3phemeral

Member
Hrm... I don't have any patience to read everything in this thread. I should have known something was up when I couldn't log in for the last hour.

My first reaction before reading the explanation was "Wee-ai"... as a play off the word "We" but pluralizing it like you would Cactus --> Cacti. So that it emphasizes the multplayer aspect on two levels: you can view it as multple "we"'s, or you could consider it a combination of "We + I" (wi+i).

As much as I hate the "wii" pronounciation, it'll probably grow on me, like the controller.
 

Hero

Member
drohne said:
i'm sure it's been said before, but any name that needs an escort of apologies and explanations is a failure -- noa knows very well that "wii" stinks. corporations have announced massive layoffs without spinning them so hard. celebrity couples have named their children less ridiculously. it's extraordinary.

Yeah, I mean the DS is a perfect example of this. Oh wait, the DS is the best selling handheld. Guess that destroys your logic.
 

Y2Kev

TLG Fan Caretaker Est. 2009
Hero said:
Yeah, I mean the DS is a perfect example of this. Oh wait, the DS is the best selling handheld. Guess that destroys your logic.

Yeah, the DS name came with a barrage of apologies.
 

Kastrioti

Persecution Complex
Honestly, the name Wii is starting to grow on me. It may take awhile but I think gamers are going to get used to the name.
 

RaidenZR

Member
God. You people need something more important in your lives than hoping and praying that one day Nintendo will cater to YOU personally.

For the concerned parties of your future blood pressure level, please relax.
 

drohne

hyperbolically metafictive
i think hero accidentally posted a stock reply without modifying it to fit the situation at hand. poor form, hero!
 

MrDaravon

Member
God why. I can understand the concept and everything they're going for, and I like the logo (is that Kikzo one real?), but it sounds retarded. It's fine, then you say it out loud and you realize you sound like a douche. And it's not even so much that, as the fact the Revolution was a fucking great name. I cannot fucking wait for Reggie to have to say the name of the system at E3.

It's possible this might work out well in the end, but they're never going to completely escape this. You can't compare this to the iPod etc since you know, those are unique names that don't mean urine. And stuff.
 

Odysseus

Banned
Kastrioti said:
It may take awhile but I think gamers are going to get used to making fun of the name.

Fixed.

Oh... uh, I think "fixed" might take on a slightly different meaning in "Wii" threads. Sorry. :(
 

Shaheed79

dabbled in the jelly
I completely understand that the reason behind this name is to stray away from the "ultra cool tech savvy" console names of old in order to differentiate themselves from other more traditional game consoles. But at the same time by doing this they scare away some of the "l33t/hardcore" market who would refuse to play a console effectively meaning "small penis". The ipod crowd will eat this up but the Dynasty Warriors crowd will despise it at least for a little while.

The point is that Nintendo could of easily settled on a name that attracts the ipod crowd without scaring away traditional gamers at the same time. This is where they fucked up. Put that in your wii d*ld* and play with it Kaplin.
 
RaidenZR said:
God. You people need something more important in your lives than hoping and praying that one day Nintendo will cater to YOU personally.

Who precisely are they catering to with this? And don't say that iPod crowd because this name isn't in the same ballpark as that.
 

drohne

hyperbolically metafictive
there's more to being apple than making all your products white and shiny. case in point, this "wii" business.
 

Gahiggidy

My aunt & uncle run a Mom & Pop store, "The Gamecube Hut", and sold 80k WiiU within minutes of opening.
SolidSnakex said:
Who precisely are they catering to with this? And don't say that iPod crowd because this name isn't in the same ballpark as that.
Do you like the name?
 

Scrow

Still Tagged Accordingly
well i went to sleep at 3:10AM after reading about this news and having a good laugh about the name and the reaction to it, and now that I've woken up and let the news sink in I have to say I really like it. It's a bit odd I'll admit, but based on the promo vid and mission statement that went with it I think Nintendo knows exactly what they're doing.
 

Shaheed79

dabbled in the jelly
The last thing I need is a couple of dangerously ignorant and childish Gamestop employees snickering at me because I asked them if they had any Nintendo Wii's in stock. Oh excuse me, just Wii without Nintendo prefix.
 

RaidenZR

Member
SolidSnakex said:
Who precisely are they catering to with this? And don't say that iPod crowd because this name isn't in the same ballpark as that.

Well we'll find out when people buy one or not, won't we?

In the mean time, you're right. Let's BITCH!
 

dkeane

Member
I'm liking it. I like when a company makes decisions from conceptual ideas and not how much market share they think it'll gain them. It's out there but the possibilities are truely endless for marketing.

Nintendo must have tons of confidence in their new approach to gaming. They really are doing things different. They've finally got some balls.

And I'm totally not getting all the urine/penis jokes. Wii (we)? People are really stretching here.
 

mashoutposse

Ante Up
Dumb ass name.

Nintendo seems to have forgotten about the rest of the world. What flies in Japan doesn't always in other parts of the world. I can see little 6-and-under kiddies running around clamoring for a Wii, but what about the core Nintendo fanbase that is now 20 years older than they were when they first tried an NES? NOA knew how terrible it was: that's why we heard about it today instead of at E3.

Call an EB or Gamestop and ask if they have started taking preorders on the new 'Wii.' It sounds completely stupid. Somebody at Nintendo was in love with the potential logo and all of the worthless subtle meanings and forgot about the friggin' basics.
 

Oblivion

Fetishing muscular manly men in skintight hosery
Nintendo fans around the world need to unite and flood Nintendo of America's inbox with millions of phallic photoshops.

This is so fucking terrible. And just after I came to terms with the specs, Nintendo pulls this. Nintendo makes it really difficult to remain a Nintendo fanboy.
 
I'd like to finally chime in, being a fairly big Nintendo hater, I must say that the name isn't that bad. The problem stems from it being confusing. First thing I thought was "is that wee or w-eye?". So in that respect I think it was a mistake going with this name in particular, but the idea behind the name, ie. giving the system a simple iconic branding to diffrenciate from the competition was a good idea...it just didn't yield the best name for a product such as this. That said, we will all get used to the name eventually.

Edit: also all the urine and penis jokes are retarded, grow up people. If you're worried about the system appealing to older gamers cause of the name, don't, only immature forum manbabies would make the connection. Actual adults that live productive, rich lives will look at "Wii" with interest and curiosity, not "OMG PENIS, LOLZ".
 
Maybe it's just me, but I don't think that anyone over the age of 12 should a problem with the name Wii... I hated it at first, at 10 o'clock this morning. But I've grown to accept it. It doesn't change the games.

But, I would laugh if they called the new Smash Bros. Wii Whackers.
 

colinp

Banned
Red Scarlet said:
And they're going to have multiple colors..

"what color is your wii?"

Maybe they'll release a larger harddrive and you'll be able to say:

"my wii is bigger than your wii..."

This is too easy.

I'm sure it'll get old with all these wii wii jokes. But the puns that ign, 1up, gamespot, gamepy, etc.. are using are a hundred times worse. OMG "Everything wii know about Nintendos Revolution" ahahha so clever STFU! Please don't let them last the whole console generation. PLease please please please
 

Shaheed79

dabbled in the jelly
drohne said:
there's more to being apple than making all your products white and shiny. case in point, this "wii" business.

It's the traditional gamers like u and I who are disgusted by it. You are not an ipod carrying non-gamer so u have no idea what it would take to attract this sort of market so stop pretending as if u do.
 
I don't know about wee as a symonym for small penis I prefer the name PUD, but Pud can also refer to flaccid penis, some people like to use the turn of phase "hung like a chicken" I never really seen a Cocks penis,but who's to say its not small? We need Mrs. Manners on this...


Shaheed79 said:
I wonder if NCL realizes that they have chosen a name that in English effectively means "small penis" as a pun. Or is that the pun in itself?

Apparently you can't love Nintendo without hating them first. It's just how they roll.
 

Lord Error

Insane For Sony
sp0rsk said:
The thing about tihs name and its cute little misspelling is that it probably appeals to the coffee shop going mac user out there. I dont really give a shit what its called to be honest. And this is so obviously the creation of an american and not a japanese. It seems nintendo is really looking at apple pretty hard in terms of what they wanna do with this machine.

I cant say i dont blame them, and i understand why they changed the name to the more uh "hipster friendly" wii. anyway...
Hipster friendly? Oh man, do you honestly think any of those image conscious hipsters will ever be able to roll over their tongues someting like "Hey let's go to my place and play with my wee!" to his male friends at a cofee shop, and not bee laughed at forever? I don't know what would be more awkward if said friends would be straight or homosexual :p

What a terribly awkward name... this is not something made up that you can get used to. It's something that you knew it's "real" meaning ever since you were a child.
 
RaidenZR said:
Well we'll find out when people buy one or not, won't we?

In the mean time, you're right. Let's BITCH!

And if Nintendo reason for it makes sense then people will stop being so down on it. That's what happens with every product, this is going to be no different.
 

Shaheed79

dabbled in the jelly
SolidSnakex said:
Who precisely are they catering to with this? And don't say that iPod crowd because this name isn't in the same ballpark as that.

It is the non-gamer crowd which includes the ipod crowd. Look at the damn logo shit should be obvious.
 
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