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Transformers: Age of Extinction reviews

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Pretty much.

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He just doesn't give a shit about any of the criticism.

In a way I gotta commend the guy.

BB2 got worse reviews then DOTM? The fuck?
 

NekoFever

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I'm seeing this day one because I have a crowd of friends who love Transformers and will see anything to do with it. The one good thing ROTF did was be so bad that any subsequent ones look passable in comparison.
 

Certinty

Member
I'll go see it, but I'll be ready to walk out if it gets really shit, I should have done that with the last 2 Transformers movies actually as well.
 
Why do the movies need reviews though? Everybody already knows what to expect:

-Explosions
-Giant Robots clashing in a city with half the buildings crumbling down
-Attractive women with half of their screentime being tuned to emphasize that fact
-More explosions
-Virtually nonexistent plot
-Awkward humor and occasionally a good, witty one liner
-Some really good shots (e.g. football stadium scene from the first one)
-Some not so good ones that make you dizzy
-Even more explosions
-A solid score from Steve Jablonsky
-More "humans are special"
-Rewriting of history
-Forgot to mention explosions

Not sure what else to expect of Bay. Nevertheless, it should be an entertaining watch. I like long popcorn flicks.
 
So basically more of the same. Go to the movie for entertainment value (dinobots, explosions, large scope battles). But if you go trying to pick the movie apart from a plot perspective, you're gonna have a bad time.
 

Ken

Member
Why do the movies need reviews though? Everybody already knows what to expect:

-Explosions
-Giant Robots clashing in a city with half the buildings crumbling down
-Attractive women with half of their screentime being tuned to emphasize that fact
-More explosions
-Virtually nonexistent plot
-Awkward humor and occasionally a good, witty one liner
-Some really good shots (e.g. football stadium scene from the first one)
-Some not so good ones that make you dizzy
-Even more explosions
-A solid score from Steve Jablonsky
-More "humans are special"
-Rewriting of history
-Forgot to mention explosions

Not sure what else to expect of Bay. Nevertheless, it should be an entertaining watch. I like long popcorn flicks.

-Peter Cullen
 
So... Completely and utterly definitively mixed reviews, then. Still, this can't be worse than 2, and will probably be better than 3.
 

shugdaddy

Neo Member
Yeah, it's pretty awesome

Bad Boys II is probably Bay's crowning achievement.

That or The Rock for me.

Bad Boys 2 is just so ridiculous, I love it.

That RT image wound me up, I can accept the films on there aren't masterpieces but the scores are stupidly low.
 

G-Fex

Member
Me too. The sooner he's removed from the franchise the better.

Not really. He already left his print on the franchise. So even if by some huge coincidence he quit or was removed, they'd just find someone to do the same type of thing. It's like he set the standard for Transformers movies. So it's doomed to it's rep
 
I really hope RedLetterMedia does a review in a few weeks

That said, I checked out for good after DotM. RofF was one of the more insulting movies ive seen in a theater. Not even Dinobots can bring me back now.
 
That or The Rock for me.

Bad Boys 2 is just so ridiculous, I love it.

That RT image wound me up, I can accept the films on there aren't masterpieces but the scores are stupidly low.

Yep the Rock was his peak, before he went total over the top crazy with his action. It's over the top of course, but the Rock still felt somewhat grounded while still being epic action flick.
 
Yep the Rock was his peak, before he went total over the top crazy with his action. It's over the top of course, but the Rock still felt somewhat grounded while still being epic action flick.

Sorry, but no film that has Nicolas Cage wailing on his knees, hands outstretched and holding flares, to try and stop US fighter jets from blowing up chemical weapons in Alcatraz can be called grounded.

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NEO0MJ

Member
Not really. He already left his print on the franchise. So even if by some huge coincidence he quit or was removed, they'd just find someone to do the same type of thing. It's like he set the standard for Transformers movies. So it's doomed to it's rep

I guess. His movies did build the general public's image of what Transformers are, after all.
 
Sorry, but no film that has Nicolas Cage wailing on his knees, hands outstretched and holding flares, to try and stop US fighter jets from blowing up chemical weapons in Alcatraz can be called grounded.

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That's pretty grounded compared to deep sea oil drillers turned astronauts trying to nuke an asteroid...
 

Sean

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Why do the movies need reviews though? Everybody already knows what to expect:

-Explosions
-Giant Robots clashing in a city with half the buildings crumbling down
-Attractive women with half of their screentime being tuned to emphasize that fact
-More explosions
-Virtually nonexistent plot
-Awkward humor and occasionally a good, witty one liner
-Some really good shots (e.g. football stadium scene from the first one)
-Some not so good ones that make you dizzy
-Even more explosions
-A solid score from Steve Jablonsky
-More "humans are special"
-Rewriting of history
-Forgot to mention explosions

Not sure what else to expect of Bay. Nevertheless, it should be an entertaining watch. I like long popcorn flicks.

Don't forget all the shots of American flags. There was like 10 of em in the teaser trailer alone:

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Leeness

Member
I didn't know if I was interested.

Then I saw a trailer with Optimus riding a transformer T-Rex and I realized it was all I ever wanted in life.
 
Has
Unicron
been confirmed?

I mean, I know this is suppose to be a new trilogy, but
those ships sucking up buildings look VERY familiar.
 
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