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[God Dayumm]

Same for all other artificial sweeteners that the body supposedly can't metabolize. Is this industry a scam?

 

[SapientWolf]

...

 

[Winterfang]

You eat your own shit?

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

You eat your own shit?

Gawdamn

 

[BPoole]

How do you know your shit isn't sweet? Did you taste it?

 

[geomon]

Please tell me you haven't tasted your own shit.

 

[everyday math]

 

[ItIsOkBro]

You eat your own shit?

You don't?

 

[Alchemy]

You eat your own shit?

Well he is a dog...

 

[Zombine]

Have you tried tasting your own semen? That's the ultimate test.

 

[Effnine]

 

[Thorakai]

so what is the best way for someone to prepare their own shit for consumption, OP? Is it like a seasoning or a main dish type of shit?

 

[Kastrioti]

I'm on a diet, starting to work out and I have pretty much completely cut sugar out of my diet. Of course I'll get a diet Dr. Pepper every once in awhile but I have no idea what this stuff is. It'll probably give me cancer later in life.

 

[Rapscallion]

You eat your own shit?

Edit: Beaten.

 

[Revson]

um what

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

Same for all other artificial sweeteners that the body supposedly can't metabolize. Is this industry a scam?

 

[Chet Rippo]

 

[gosox333]

I want documented proof that Splenda made shit doesn't taste sweet.

 

[Crimsonclaw111]

 

[Necromanti]

Try tasting your urine instead.

 

[Gintamen]

'name quote' you talking about?! Keep your fingers off your shit.

 

[RustyNails]

Came for this.

 

[Lemon Crest]

You should eat some corn and nuts to see if they add any flavor to it.

 

[Neuromancer]

Someone pick up the red phone and get NeoGAFShitPosts on the line.

 

[MidBoss]

 

[terrisus]

This is what I was expecting from this thread.

She should've had more Splenda.

 

[Wag]

I have no words.

 

[zer0blivion]

Try tasting your urine instead.

I think this is the answer.

 

[Surface of Me]

Splenda tastes nasty out of the packet, I prefer sugar.

 

[BronsonLee]

What have you done.

 

[Regiruler]

Tag fishing thread. OP using some high-quality b8.

Splenda tastes nasty out of the packet, I prefer sugar.

All sweeteners do. What your putting it in should have a strong enough taste to hide the non-sweet part of the flavor.

 

[God Dayumm]

Let me explain. The anus apparently has taste receptors [LINK], that's why spicy food hurts on the way out I guess. Yet I feel nothing with those sweeteners. Also, it doesn't smell any different than other food.

 

[ramuh]

Hehe. I love threads like this. I didn't know our ass had taste buds.

 

[PJV3]

so what is the best way for someone to prepare their own shit for consumption, OP? Is it like a seasoning or a main dish type of shit?

I freeze mine and use it as a truffle substitute.

 

[Alchemy]

Let me explain. The anus apparently has taste receptors [LINK], that's why spicy food hurts on the way out I guess. Yet I feel nothing with those sweeteners. Also, it doesn't smell any different than other food.

Put some candy in there and let us know what it tastes like.

 

[lethial]

Ok

 

[Crimsonclaw111]

Let me explain. The anus apparently has taste receptors [LINK], that's why spicy food hurts on the way out I guess. Yet I feel nothing with those sweeteners. Also, it doesn't smell any different than other food.

Sorry OP but you already fucked up.

lol

 

[everyday math]

Let me explain. The anus apparently has taste receptors [LINK], that's why spicy food hurts on the way out I guess. Yet I feel nothing with those sweeteners. Also, it doesn't smell any different than other food.

You gotta put your nose in it. To really smell it.

 

[Atlantis]

Night GAF is best GAF.

 

[PhantomHound]

 

[PhineBuyM3]

I don't know where to start.

 

[BronsonLee]

OP
Please OP

 

[commedieu]

 

[Casimir]

I'm on a diet, starting to work out and I have pretty much completely cut sugar out of my diet. Of course I'll get a diet Dr. Pepper every once in awhile but I have no idea what this stuff is. It'll probably give me cancer later in life.

High enough concentrations will most likely cause loss of brain matter if the experiments on rats are anything to go by.

 

[HUELEN10]

Fuck it, I am going to give OP the real answer.

Artificial sweeteners don't go in your stool, they go directly in your urine; this is why testing your urine is a great way to see if you are diabetic. Urine should never be sweet. If it is, you're either taking artificial sweeteners, and the sweetness will go away after you stop consuming them, or you have diabetes.

Look it up, it's true. Had to do a report on it once.

 

[Wag]

Let me explain. The anus apparently has taste receptors [LINK], that's why spicy food hurts on the way out I guess. Yet I feel nothing with those sweeteners. Also, it doesn't smell any different than other food.

What a shitty explanation.

 

[psylah]

There was a thread maybe 6-8 months ago where someone graphically described how they tasted their own shit.

I wish I could find that right now.

Edit: Found

When I was young I used to enjoy wrapping my hand in toilet paper and catching my own feces to inspect them. One time I decided to lick an exceptional specimen just to see if it really tasted as bad as it smelled, but to my surprise it didn't actually taste of much. It's just a warm feeling on the tongue, slimy texture, and a slightly iron-like bitterness.

 

[Magwik]

Ummm, what.

 

[kiunchbb]

Thank you for tasting your shit, now we all know splenda is a scam. Just to be sure, taste it again, it could be hidden in different part of your... shit.

 

[UraMallas]

There was a thread maybe 6-8 months ago where someone graphically described how they tasted their own shit.

I wish I could find that right now.

I'm glad you can't because I'm bored and I'd click.