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[LanceVance]

I remember when I was really poor I contemplated eating my own shit. I decided against it and just ate pitta bread for a month instead

 

[FUME5]

Someone pick up the red phone and get NeoGAFShitPosts on the line.

Tweet sent.

 

[ronito]

 

[psylah]

I'm glad you can't because I'm bored and I'd click.

Hold on, bro. I found it:

When I was young I used to enjoy wrapping my hand in toilet paper and catching my own feces to inspect them. One time I decided to lick an exceptional specimen just to see if it really tasted as bad as it smelled, but to my surprise it didn't actually taste of much. It's just a warm feeling on the tongue, slimy texture, and a slightly iron-like bitterness.

 

[Juke Joint Jezebel]

I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LAnmnS0-9g

 

[Valhelm]

 

[Mailbox]

 

[Camp Lo]

How'd you get to be so sweet, OP?

 

[HUELEN10]

Oh, and OP. I am right, but PLEASE don't drink your urine!

 

[Bitanator]

Did you say Shit?

 

[CornBurrito]

Let me explain. The anus apparently has taste receptors [LINK], that's why spicy food hurts on the way out I guess. Yet I feel nothing with those sweeteners. Also, it doesn't smell any different than other food.

That's.... but you don't taste....

 

[botty]

 

[God Dayumm]

Oh, and OP. I am right, but PLEASE don't drink your urine!

lol, I was about to do some analyses /jk

But in theory, if my urine is as sweet as my coffee, then the sweetener is top quality, right?

.

#daed

 

[Sectorseven]

 

[Reg]

You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack

 

[hipbabboom]

Let me explain. The anus apparently has taste receptors [LINK], that's why spicy food hurts on the way out I guess. Yet I feel nothing with those sweeteners. Also, it doesn't smell any different than other food.

Stahp!!

 

[HI. BILLY MAYS HERE]

this thread


I cant ...

HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHH

 

[Reversed]

Snake Eater.

 

[commedieu]

I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LAnmnS0-9g

 

[Magwik]

snip

Might wanna use a different GIF, just in case

 

[UraMallas]

Hold on, bro. I found it:

Oh. Well. Thanks for that, I guess.

 

[daveo42]

Oh, and OP. I am right, but PLEASE don't drink your urine!

wat...

 

[speculawyer]

So did you eat your own shit to test this?

 

[AyaisMUsikWhore]

OP....

Please...

 

[HUELEN10]

wat...

Look it up. If you are diabetic or taking Splenda, your pee will be sweet.

 

[PhantomHound]

When I was young I used to enjoy wrapping my hand in toilet paper and catching my own feces to inspect them. One time I decided to lick an exceptional specimen just to see if it really tasted as bad as it smelled, but to my surprise it didn't actually taste of much. It's just a warm feeling on the tongue, slimy texture, and a slightly iron-like bitterness.

 

[Timeaisis]

I think OP it's trying to tell us something.

 

[FalsettoVibe]

Lol....what the heck is goin on in this thread?

 

[Delta Assault]

 

[Tesseract]

digestive bolus --> gooey poop

 

[Saintguine]

There's a lot of carbohydrate/sugar fermenting bacteria in your turd and digestive system. Like a lot, a major part of your turd is said bacteria.

When I was young I used to enjoy wrapping my hand in toilet paper and catching my own feces to inspect them. One time I decided to lick an exceptional specimen just to see if it really tasted as bad as it smelled, but to my surprise it didn't actually taste of much. It's just a warm feeling on the tongue, slimy texture, and a slightly iron-like bitterness.

 

[tmarques]

This is not an accurate translation of what goes on in this cartoon... Or is it? Say it isn't.

 

[DJ_Lae]

Have you tried tasting your own semen? That's the ultimate test.

Who hasn't done this?

I mean, even ignoring kissing your significant other after a blowjob, or snowballing or felching or whatever.

 

[sixteen-bit]

nasty

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Burn this thread

 

[Professor Lich]

I can't.

 

[God Dayumm]

so what is the best way for someone to prepare their own shit for consumption, OP? Is it like a seasoning or a main dish type of shit?

This is Gourmet cuisine we're talking about.

 

[wsoxfan1214]

what in the fuck

 

[Nimby]

^^ Oh my. Words cannot...

 

[daveo42]

This is Gourmet cuisine we're talking about.

You need a creamy white sauce to on top of that to make it a tasty meal. I assume you can provide your own.

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

WHAT

 

[Freaky Fred]

because you piss it out, you don't shit it out.

sometimes my piss smells like sugary cereal

 

[RustyNails]

 

[Treechopper]

When I was young I used to enjoy wrapping my hand in toilet paper and catching my own feces to inspect them. One time I decided to lick an exceptional specimen just to see if it really tasted as bad as it smelled, but to my surprise it didn't actually taste of much. It's just a warm feeling on the tongue, slimy texture, and a slightly iron-like bitterness.

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Spoiler

Seriously, what am I reading? Hahaha

 

[ronito]

Hold on, bro. I found it:

I remember that guy's confessions, *shudder*

 

[Hypemaster]

yeah.. I'll think I'll just...

 

[Magwik]

This thread

 

[shadowkat]

WHAT?

 

[Samurai_Heart]

Reads OP:

 

[Nealand Liquor]

Let me explain. The anus apparently has taste receptors [LINK], that's why spicy food hurts on the way out I guess. Yet I feel nothing with those sweeteners. Also, it doesn't smell any different than other food.