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[afoni]

I know the usual way that things go when a dude pees is that you're meant to do a little shake when you're done to get rid of the excess pee so that you don't look like you've pissed yourself a little bit once you're done, but I've been thinking recently: is this really the best way to do it?

So, I want to ask you, GAF. As men, why are we not wiping our dicks with toilet paper after we're done in the john as a matter of protocol? Is there a health risk or are we just conditioned into shaking our penises once we've peed? It seems logical to me these days to just grab a bit of toilet paper and give it a quick clean before I pop it back in. Shaking it doesn't even do anything, it just makes a mess if anything.

It just seemed logical is all, especially if you're sitting down and it's touching the inside of the bowl.

Am I the only one?

 

[Patryn]

There's no toilet paper by urinals. Also, you can't flush toilet paper down a urinal, and do you really want a trash can full of urine-soaked paper? Bathrooms smell bad enough as is.

 

[TnK]

I wash with a bit of water. The best way to be sure that you are clean.

 

[doofy102]

"Jerking" it a couple times is way better than shaking it.

 

[BlueSteel]

We're still going to pee a bit once it's in the pants anyways *shrug*

 

[The_Poet]

I dab with toilet paper.

 

[Cagey]

I know the usual way that things go when a dude pees is that you're meant to do a little shake when you're done to get rid of the excess pee so that you don't look like you've pissed yourself a little bit once you're done, but I've been thinking recently: is this really the best way to do it?

So, I want to ask you, GAF. As men, why are we not wiping our dicks with toilet paper after we're done in the john as a matter of protocol? Is there a health risk or are we just conditioned into shaking our penises once we've peed? It seems logical to me these days to just grab a bit of toilet paper and give it a quick clean before I pop it back in. Shaking it doesn't even do anything, it just makes a mess if anything.

It just seemed logical is all, especially if you're sitting down and it's touching the inside of the bowl.

Am I the only one?

Playing with your junk is fun.

 

[Dreams-Visions]

push up under your balls to get out excess urine.

 

[Riki]

Press the base below the balls to remove any excess urine inside.

 

[kirblar]

If you're at a urinal, you don't have the option.

If you're at a sit-down toilet, the option is there if you need it.

 

[MegaMelon]

It just seemed logical is all, especially if you're sitting down and it's touching the inside of the bowl.

Are you sure you're using adult toilets?

 

[nullset2]

Shaking...

Feels good man.

 

[CapitalismSucks DonkeyBalls]

Toilet paper, shaking, nothing helps me because the moment I bend over after urinating, some piss comes out.

I found a trick that works for me a long time ago. After I'm done, I press upwards underneath my scrotum (you know, that gooch area between the crotch and the ass). For some reason, that helps me release any extra amount of pee still lingering in my tract. Helps me avoid additional spillage after using the bathroom.

 

[Einbroch]

I squeeze a bit and pull. Like a tube of toothpaste. Except, you know, gentler, because it's my penis.

 

[CornDogg]

I dab with toilet paper.

Same. I avoid urinals.

 

[Denton]

I wipe at home, shake at work and outside.

 

[studyguy]

Spoiler

You'll never get the last drops out.

Just a fact of life. There's always one more.

 

[afoni]

Are you sure you're using adult toilets?

Or perhaps my penis isn't too small to touch the bowl and yours is.

 

[Derwind]

In a regular washroom. Sit down and TP that shit. In public washrooms, urinal and squeeze out.

Also wash your hands please. Its a fucking epudemic for guys not to wash thier hands after pissing. Fuck off.

 

[Pons]

Press the base below the balls to remove any excess urine inside.

and "push up under your balls to get out excess urine."

The above works, but I also tend to shun urinals and I dab with toiletpaper. /shrug turns in man card.

 

[OrangeYouGlad]

Shaking...

Feels good man.

Also, this base pushing trick is news to me. If it works.. my life is changed.

 

[SquiddyCracker]

ITT: Old men.

And do dab with some tp, after you've washed your penis in the bidet like a gentleman.

 

[Strictly]

I let it hang there for a few seconds, then furiously shake it to push out those remaining drops, followed again by a moment of peaceful hanging.

Job done.

 

[Dabanton]

I dab with toilet paper.

Same here. Although if I have to use a urinal I give it a shake.

 

[DiipuSurotu]

Q-tip in urethra works best.

 

[Arkos]

I squeeze a bit and pull. Like a tube of toothpaste. Except, you know, gentler, because it's my penis.

Well said friend.

 

[CornDogg]

Q-tip in urethra works best.

Ouch. *cringe*

 

[studyguy]

Q-tip in urethra works best.

 

[MegaMelon]

Or perhaps my penis isn't too small to touch the bowl and yours is.

Ehh I'm pretty average but maybe you should try sitting back a bit, so long as you ain't doing a poop at the same time, t's a no-brainer.

 

[SmokyDave]

push up under your balls to get out excess urine.

Can't shake the feeling that this is one of those off-hand sentences that will change my life.

 

[Currygan]

I use black underwear so I don't need to

 

[Indrid Cold1]

A couple of shakes. No more than two in public. Any more than two shakes counts as a wank. You have been warned.

 

[Spring-Loaded]

Self-explanatory.

 

[Arkos]

Can't shake the feeling that this is one of those off-hand sentences that will change my life.

Try pressing up under the balls

 

[CapitalismSucks DonkeyBalls]

Or perhaps my penis isn't too small to touch the bowl and yours is.

 

[PackerinMN]

A couple of shakes. No more than two in public. Any more than two shakes counts as a wank. You have been warned.

My grandpa always said, "more than two shakes or you're just playing with it". I guess I'm always playing with it.

 

[Aβydoς]

Self-explanatory.

You squeeze your balls to push the last drop out?

 

[Kozmo]

I always wipe if i have the option. I despise using urinals for this very reason.

 

[XenoRaven]

Can't shake the feeling that this is one of those off-hand sentences that will change my life.

You have to try it man. It's the way it was meant to be done.

 

[Mr.Pig]

Same. I avoid urinals.

Me too.

 

[Madnesslink5]

"Jerking" it a couple times is way better than shaking it.

Few shakes and then one slow jerk with my thumb and index finger slightly squeezed together seems to work nicely for me.

 

[ruxtpin]

I refuse to use urinals. You can't see it, but there are little droplets flying all over when you use those things. ugh

I will use a stall for number one and do exactly what the OP mentioned (using a bit of tp to wipe up). And then I wash my hands afterwards. I wish it was socially acceptable to call people out that don't wash their hands after going to the bathroom.

 

[justjustin]

So people massage their prostate at urinals to get that "excess pee" out now. You kids these days.

 

[| Praxis |]

I put pressure on the gooch, dab with toilet paper and wash a bit if I think sex is in the near future.

If I'm drunk, I let it dribble.

 

[Dreams-Visions]

Can't shake the feeling that this is one of those off-hand sentences that will change my life.

*nods*

go now my son, and sin no longer.

 

[marrec]

push up under your balls to get out excess urine.

Are you trying to trick me into liking pegging?

 

[Dictator93]

"Jerking" it a couple times is way better than shaking it.

This guy knows how it works.

 

[SummitAve]

I refuse to use urinals. You can't see it, but there's little droplets flying all over when you use those things. ugh

I will use a stall for number one and do exactly what the OP mentioned (using a bit of tp to wipe up). And then I wash my hands afterwards. I wish it was socially acceptable to call people out that don't wash their hands after going to the bathroom.

You can't see it but there are literal shit and piss particles flying all over you at any given point throughout every moment of your entire life.

 

[jimbor]

I'm already a tp man if I'm indoors or in a cubicle. A urinal means I forgo the luxury.

Nowadays, I mostly sit-down to piss as on the wrong side of thirty you can never 100% trust a fart.

 

[ruxtpin]

You can't see it but there are literal shit and piss particles flying all over you at any given point throughout every moment of your entire life.

oh lord. I'm gonna become bubble boy.

Edit: Still tho, people can wash their damn hands. That's just the right thing to do.