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Slayven

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http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00LK00YNW/?tag=neogaf0e-20

Quantum computing, advanced physics, and AI meet Japanese manga in "Rule-Set: A Novel of the Quantum Future"

In 2060 the notorious hacktivist group, Rule-Set (The One Set to Rule You All), threw the US presidential election by seizing control of NETS, (the National Election Tabulation System) and diverting three million votes from the winning candidate. In 2062, Rule-Set topped itself by hacking Colossus, the backbone of the first commercial immersive service. Via biometric inputs fed to wearable gossamers, immersive computing revolutionized society by enabling subscribers to experience all five senses when gaming and interacting online.

Warned anonymously, the FBI discovered that 42 accounts, each running a software simulation, had been illicitly installed on a quantum computer powerful enough to store data equivalent to five times the number of atoms in the universe. The government impounded Colossus, set traps and waited for Rule-Set members to return to the scene of the crime and login. But no one did and no Rule-Set member was ever caught. For a quarter century, these accounts have run with full access to the power of Colossus. Some Sims are unchanged, some have died, some have evolved and now something wants out and will kill to escape.

In 2087, Clarence Hamilcar, ex-Marine lieutenant, decorated veteran of The Koumintang War, associate professor of oriental literature studies, and failed tenure candidate at Black Hills University, South Dakota, is flown under contract by the US Army to Waxahachie, Texas. His destination is the Hyperconducting Hyper Collider, the world’s most powerful particle accelerator, built on the remains of the Superconducting Super Collider, abandoned in 1993 after excavation of 14 of its planned 54 miles of tunnels. Clarence’s agreement requires him to immerse and “liaise” with Hanabusa Narihisa, an AI extracted from a Japanese-manga-based sim who combines beauty with a bad temper and a very sharp katana. In the HHC’s tunnels 200 feet below Waxahachie, Clarence and Narihisa engage in a battle of skill and wits whose prizes are the secrets of Colossus and Rule-Set.

With advances in quantum computing, teleportation and advanced physics transforming “fictional” concepts such as alternative universes, machine sentience, and mind/computer uploading into serious scientific possibilities, it’s time for an epic sci-fi novel that combines the science of the future with…Japanese manga! Readers of “Rule-Set: A Novel of a Quantum Future” by Merrill R. (Rick) Chapman will be drawn into a world where cutting edge future technologies blend with high fantasy to spark a conflict that explore the breakdown of the barrier between the real and unreal at the furthest reaches of science.

Imagine if Elon Monk, Tolken, and Stephen Hawking were weebos and decided to remake the Matrix.

The main character is such an insufferable know it all, he literally goes into exposition in every conversation. There is world building, and then there is making a text book. This book has broken down quantum phyics, kendo, Native American History, Rapeman, Otaku culture, Lulzset, Japanese gift wrapping, Korean-Japanese relations, and why polygamy has no place in modern society.

But it has some interesting ideas, but they are buried in such crap. Ever had one of those books you hate but you keep reading?

Damn you kindle unlimited.
 

Slayven

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Grimløck;129084689 said:
ready player one was god-awful. i only kept reading it in the hopes that it would somehow redeem itself.

alas.

I am a child of the 80s and even i got tired of all the references, and the last act is just terrible.
 

xxracerxx

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Grimløck;129084689 said:
ready player one was god-awful. i only kept reading it in the hopes that it would somehow redeem itself.

alas.

I gave up on it after 100 pages. It was drivel.
 

Sketchbag

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Dude. I read the entire Dirt Eater trilogy. Shit was awful. I wanted to die. I endured. Now I know what shit reads like.
 

bjork

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Grimløck;129084689 said:
ready player one was god-awful. i only kept reading it in the hopes that it would somehow redeem itself.

alas.

^5

A friend highly recommended it, to the point of buying a copy and having it mailed to my house. I put it down about 75 times because after a page or two of being beaten over the head with pop culture namedrops, I had to go wash my eyes.

The actual concept was pretty cool, mind you. It just didn't need to lean so heavily on referencing albums and shit to tell a good story. It would've been better without that, even.
 

ultron87

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It is the worst when a series you enjoy goes to shit and you have to keep reading for closure. Damn you Brian Herbert, why did you do that to Dune? From the sounds of it I might be running headlong into this situation again by having read the first two Revelation Space books and wanting to finish.
 

Slayven

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^5

A friend highly recommended it, to the point of buying a copy and having it mailed to my house. I put it down about 75 times because after a page or two of being beaten over the head with pop culture namedrops, I had to go wash my eyes.

The actual concept was pretty cool, mind you. It just didn't need to lean so heavily on referencing albums and shit to tell a good story. It would've been better without that, even.

The author's next novel is pretty much "The Last Starfighter". It's going to be bad.
 
oh wow it even went with 42 as significant. Wonder if it has flowerpots falling from nothing into certain demise. And a whale making a crater after it.

and now I'm excited to do nanowrimo. Bad sf, ahooooooooooy!

edit: read the rest of the blurp: "the fuck is going on", is accurate.
And in terms of 'worst I've read', I would say Blindsight, a novel that keep being brought up in the monthy reading threads and I have no idea why. The wiki summary sounds nice, but if you just start reading it, it's..... ungh.
The other being the posthumous finished Crighton novel Micro, which was a straight-up Discovery Channel run with some clichés added for spice. Which is sad because it could have worked. If you want to read a novel that takes microbiology seriously, it's back to War of the Worlds. I tend to avoid actually bad literature though, so I'm no expert.

(aside from a one page peek in Fifty Shades of Grey: "she looked at his worried face" *close book, pour gasoline, light match, get arrested for burning down store* )
 

Currygan

at last, for christ's sake
the closest I've been to reading a dreadful book was Jeffery Deaver's Carte Blanche, and I finished it just because it was a present from my mum. What a piece of cack
 

Apt101

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Half the R.A. Salvatore books I've read. Terrible writing in so many ways, but I was compelled to complete them.
 

Epcott

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Hmmm I've stopped reading bad books after Dan Brown's The Lost Symbol. It was like slowly dying rather than actual reading. What a POS.

I was silly enough to try Inferno on Audible, and didn't make it through the first chapter before I got a credit refund. A person can only take so many bad books.
 

TheXbox

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I usually get halfway through a shitty book before I give up. Doesn't matter if it's 60 pages, or 600, I always find myself tapping out around 50% of the way through. Read about 500 pages of Words of Radiance before I quit, same with IQ84. Total wastes of time.
 

Samara

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Ive read a couple of terrible books, but they were college homeworks.
On my own, Ive suffered tru two terrible one, Harbinger and another one where a group of college kids castaway act like cavemen out of the blue. This one was the worst, and ive read those shitty red harlequin books
 
Never happened to me. I usually stop reading a book if I don't like it.

Also what is Rapeman? I'm afraid to Google it.

My curiosity will be the end of me one day, so I just googled it. Though there are youtube parodies of it titled after Batman movies, which somehow comes off more tasteful than the source material.

God just that cover makes me feel like I would hate the world because of it.

I wonder why the Crypt Keeper is on the cover.
 

Slayven

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My curiosity will be the end of me one day, so I just googled it. Though there are youtube parodies of it titled after Batman movies, which somehow comes off more tasteful than the source material.



I wonder why the Crypt Keeper is on the cover.

Game NPC
 

Slayven

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why is the bladerunner on the right holding a sword sheathe in the future

The video game Tsundere will only talk to him if he defeats her in battle. So he scans his sword into the computer so he can use in the virtual world.

So how nerdy is it? Is that white dude playing as that japanese chick in game? Because that would be extremely accurate if he has the yellow fever for an ingame avatar.

Very nerdy, it is like one of those threads where people think they know japan because they watched 45 different anime series in their mom's basement.
 
Never happened to me. I usually stop reading a book if I don't like it.

Also what is Rapeman? I'm afraid to Google it.

I'm sorry, but...um...rapeman?

It's a Hentai, where the eponymous Rapeman is hired by the victims loved ones or former loved ones, a Father, Step Mother or Ex-husband to teach valuable life lessons to women... with Penis. The Manly Subs version is pretty funny if you can get over the, uh, Rape parts.
 

PantherLotus

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"..and that's why I finished the Hunger Games."


Book 1 was decent, not gonna lie. Book 2 was compelling, if not as good! Wtf happened at the end? I don't care! It was H O R R I B L E.
 

Enduin

No bald cap? Lies!
"..and that's why I finished the Hunger Games."


Book 1 was decent, not gonna lie. Book 2 was compelling, if not as good! Wtf happened at the end? I don't care! It was H O R R I B L E.

Yeah book 3 was a disaster. Whole thing was just a huge mess that was racing to cram everything it could into the story, even if most of it was trash and didn't make sense.

Probably the worst book series I've read, but that's mostly due to the fact that I'm crazy picky and fickle about what I read, so odds are I only ever get through anything that was good. Though there are a lot of highly acclaimed series I've tried to read and just couldn't do it like Book of the New Sun, shit just put me to sleep. Took me like 4 months just to read 3/4 of the first book and I just gave up.

Right now I'm struggling to get through the first Malazan book.

Edit: Actually the worst books I've read are the Mass Effect and Dragon Age books. They're not bad bad, but they're not great either. They're just decent, relatively short, expansions on the settings and lore. Never tried to read Deception though, I got all I need out of that book from LumpOfCole's fantastic illustrated version.
 
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2 > 1 >>>>> 3

I agree, although my version would be more like this:

2>>1>3

For me, book 2 is the pinnacle of the series. Call it formulaic if you want, but the it's execution of formula done to perfection.

3 is a total curve ball so it's hard for me to judge it. On one hand, I think it's genius how Suzanne Collins totally subverted readers' expectations. While I was reading it, it was like the rug was pulled from under my feet and everything I read from Book 1 was a lie. The book started gaining tons of depth when any depth to the plot was only superficial before. On the other hand, the more the story gained depth, the less enjoyable it became. It was like going to the movies expecting a Jackie Chan action flick and the movie turned out to be Les Miserables without Hugh Jackman and the singing.

I still think book 3 is good -- just not to readers' expectations.

P.S. Why I can't bring myself to hate Book 3 (MAJOR SPOILER)

The turning point for me was when Prim was helping the injured capitol kids as a Paramedic and suddenly a bomb dropped on them all. The bomb was not dropped by President Snow or official of the Capitol, but rather by the insurgent group that Katniss helped to overthrow the capitol.

Prim's death is a big blow not only because she is Katniss' sister but also because Prim is the VERY REASON why the story began at all. If Prim hadn't been chosen as a tribute, Katniss would not have volunteered in her place. Everything that Katniss had been doing up to that point was to protect her sister, the person she loved the most.

But now her reason for living (surviving might be a better term) had been snuffed out, ironically by the very power that Katniss herself helped to install in the first place. The irony is too great. Was that what she had been fighting for? Up to that turning point in the story, Katniss is shown like some sort of superhuman, capable of anything. She was a hero, a precocious one considering her age. But after the death of her sister, you realize what she truly was: A MERE PAWN. Nothing more than a tool used by which those who wanted to seize power. She wasn't some rebel hero hoping to topple the capitol. She was just a kid who wanted to protect her sister -- and in that she failed.
 

freddy

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Every time I've finished a book I wasn't really into I've realised I should've stopped reading when the feeling first came. I just put them down now and move on and Wikipedia and spoiler book reviews are awesome for finding out the ending and main plot.
 

Theodran

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Wow, the summary alone sounds awful. Last time I read and finished a terribad book, I couldn't read another novel for two months.

And why does the apparently female Japanese character have a male name?
 

Slayven

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Wow, the summary alone sounds awful. Last time I read and finished a terribad book, I couldn't read another novel for two months.

And why does the apparently female Japanese character have a male name?

I don't know. Just finished the book and there will be a sequel. Dammit.
 
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