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[mocoworm]

https://store.xbox.com/en-US/Xbox-One/Games/Goat-Simulator/e802e200-54ef-4fc6-a141-67e6dffadd8b

Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff.

Destroy things with style, such as doing a backflip while headbutting a bucket through a window, and you'll earn even more points! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game. Disclaimer Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat. Key

Features • You can be a goat • Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat • MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it • In-game physics that bug out all the time • Seriously look at that goat's neck • You can be a goat

 

[Hockeymac18]

Sweet, thanks for the info. I think I'll give this whacky-ass game a try.

 

[Miles Quaritch]

£7.99 is much cheaper than I was expecting.

Much cheaper.

 

[BrettHeazy]

£7.99 is much cheaper than I was expecting.

Much cheaper.

Well it wasn't going that deer was it?

Spoiler

i'll find the door

 

[c0de]

Why this isn't already a 20-pages-thread is beyond me...

 

[mocoworm]

Well it wasn't going that deer was it?

Spoiler

i'll find the door

It was a bit cheesy. Don't milk it.

 

[Miles Quaritch]

Well it wasn't going that deer was it?

Spoiler

i'll find the door

It was a bit cheesy. Don't milk it.

Well done. That got a hearty chuckle from me.

Why this isn't already a 20-pages-thread is beyond me...

Oh yeah, can't wait to play this...

 

[Alcoholikaust]

Ready for that double Dip. game is silly fun.

 

[Gowans]

Doubled so I can play split screen with the wee lad.

 

[mocoworm]

So is this game a must play then?

 

[Tarahiro]

Bought! looking forward to playing it soon. Baaaaaa

 

[mocoworm]

It's making you all act like kids.

 

[jet1911]

So is this game a must play then?

It's stupid fun.

 

[EvB]

Triple dip.

I've been wait for this for so long, I wish they'd have done an open feta.

 

[jesu]

It was a bit cheesy. Don't milk it.

The best pun yet.

The GOAT in fact.

 

[JSR_Cube]

Alright. It is GOat time!

 

[VE3TRO]

The best pun yet.

The GOAT in fact.

It was a bit cheesy. Don't milk it.

 

[Dragoshi1]

So is it the current PC release?

My ancient PC stopped running the game once the "MMO" stuff came out.

 

[cj_iwakura]

The killer app has arrived. Step aside, Spartans. Make way for the king.

 

[EvB]

I've been wait for this for so long, I wish they'd have done an open feta.

No takers?

Alpaca bag and be off then...

 

[mrklaw]

nobody bleating about the lack of a PS4 version then?

 

[EvB]

nobody bleating about the lack of a PS4 version then?

Goats like the green

 

[mocoworm]

No takers?

Alpaca bag and be off then...

You've got to be kidding me

 

[bms2993]

This game is suprisingly a huge amount of fun. Played it with my friends before and had a great time!

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Damn, and I wanted to get a PS4 for Street Fighter V.

Now it will be hard to decide...

Vita version? Be still my bleating heart.

Don't even.....

 

[Banjo-Kazooie]

Damn, and I wanted to get a PS4 for Street Fighter V.

Now it will be hard to decide...

I don't see why it wouldn't come to PS4, it's self published. I would imagine it would be out well before SFV

 

[cj_iwakura]

I don't see why it wouldn't come to PS4, it's self published. I would imagine it would be out well before SFV

Vita version? Be still my bleating heart.

 

[Dabanton]

That's a very good price. Will grab this later.

 

[Banjo-Kazooie]

Vita version? Be still my bleating heart.

There's hope...It came out on 360 today as well. PS3/PS4/Vita... I don't see why not

 

[Arkos]

I just hope they keep the hardcore goat mechanics in the sequel and don't start chasing the money and turn the sequel into another "me-too" goat sim.

 

[bryehn]

Best $10 I've spent all year. It's so terrible and ludicrous that it works.

 

[EvB]

I just hope they keep the hardcore goat mechanics in the sequel and don't start chasing the money and turn the sequel into another "me-too" goat sim.

Goat Simulator 2 is going to feature weekly raids

 

[Bsigg12]

It's so much damn fun when you just need something stupid to do.

 

[Dominator]

Is this coming to PS4? I buy digital titles on PS4 but if this is only on the One I'll download it tonight!

 

[TimeEffect]

Is this coming to PS4? I buy digital titles on PS4 but if this is only on the One I'll download it tonight!

I read that MS goated them into publishing rights

 

[Fox Mulder]

Love this game.

 

[lighthouse777]

how on earth do you do a back flip?
or am I totally dense today

 

[Jarrod38]

Thinking of picking it up since it's only $10, but how quickly does the novelty of the game wear off.

 

[Mumford]

I read that MS goated them into publishing rights

I see what you did there.

 

[Capra]

You've goat to be kidding me.

Spoiler

 

[OrbitalBeard]

So, does this game have missions or something to work towards? Or is it just you running around as a goat?

 

[jond76]

Sad that this thread is 80% semi stealth port begging.

Game is a lot of fun with a bunch of silly goals.

It cracks me up with how specific the point descriptors are. "jumped over chair", etc.

 

[Fat4all]

The day it came out I bought it on PC.

Then a few weeks later I walked into Target and bought a physical copy.

My Xbox One version is downloading now.

If this hits anything else in the future, it shall be mine.

"BLEEUGUEEE!!" (No Penis Shaped Foods)

 

[Vkandrew]

how on earth do you do a back flip?
or am I totally dense today

When you're in the air, hold down LT and move the analog stick in the direction you want to flip.

 

[hawk2025]

Sad that this thread is 80% semi stealth port begging.

Game is a lot of fun with a bunch of silly goals.

It cracks me up with how specific the point descriptors are. "jumped over chair", etc.

...There's literally two posts that could in any way be constructed as "port begging".

C'mon.

 

[derExperte]

So, does this game have missions or something to work towards? Or is it just you running around as a goat?

You get objectives, lots of achievements to hunt for and the MMO part (if that's in this version) has quests. Nothing too complicated though.

Also I see a worrying lack of excitement for Flappy Goat in here.

 

[Xater]

So, does this game have missions or something to work towards? Or is it just you running around as a goat?

There is some loose mission structure. You probably don't want to know too much of the game tbh. It's a weird ass game and discovering stuff is like the main fun in this.

 

[justsomeguy]

So is it the current PC release?

My ancient PC stopped running the game once the "MMO" stuff came out.

Need more RAM

 

[OrbitalBeard]

You get objectives, lots of achievements to hunt for and the MMO part (if that's in this version) has quests. Nothing too complicated though.

There is some loose mission structure. You probably don't want to know too much of the game tbh. It's a weird ass game and discovering stuff is like the main fun in this.

Cool, thanks guys. I think I'm gonna' pull the trigger.

 

[Collateral22]

Does this by any chance have MP?