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Bodybuilder tries to mimic the Hulk, gets rock-hard arms...literally

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FuuRe

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This is great
 
I know some professional bodybuilders who go to shows sometimes inject tiny amounts of synthol just to get symmetry with their muscles. That said they don't use it like this moron to inflate their arms like balloons.
 

MJPIA

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I didn't realize false oil filled muscles is a thing.
Today I have learned that too much of it can lead to your muscles hardening and various other possibly life threatening issues and a bunch of people on the internet have asked about or injected synthol into their penis.
BRB, need to burn some images out of my head.
 
I knew this was going to be about some Brazilian idiot going nuts with Synthol before I ever clicked on the thread.

Help me out, Brazil-GAF. Is this plague as common as it looks from the news? Because I swear half of the stories about men using oil to "improve" their bodies to disgusting extremes come from Brazil.


I wish I didn't.


It's oil, so it's basically cheap as dirt. It also allows you to get automatic results with zero training. There's no increase in muscle mass, just tumour-like masses of hardened oil. Gross. The crazy thing is that according to a Brazilian guy that trains at my gym, getting your hands on some pharma grade,real PED is cheap and easy.

What is it with Brazilians and doing shit like this?

I'll try to explain. I guess it's because Brazil has this "fitness culture" for a while (actually it's not about health it's about body worship). Brazil is a hot country with a lot of beaches and so is common to people go to the beach every week and Brazil and South America has a lot of machismo. So if you wanna look good you have to build up your body. Most of these crazy guys are from uneducated backgrounds, Brazil still has a lot of poor people and 10% of population are at least formal illiterate. They wanna achieve the best result with this cheap oil. So is no surprise that this race to get strong and godly like bodies mostly ends bad.
 
It is quite disturbing to see so many people openly mocking synthol users. They're no different than anorexic girls. They've mental issues and need help, not mockery.
 

Pacotera

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I knew this was going to be about some Brazilian idiot going nuts with Synthol before I ever clicked on the thread.

Help me out, Brazil-GAF. Is this plague as common as it looks from the news? Because I swear half of the stories about men using oil to "improve" their bodies to disgusting extremes come from Brazil.

I wouldnt say half but yep, a lot from here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1snrKmL0BlE

And never forget Rodrigo Ferraz... look at THIS shit

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUohAik9r7o
 

Future

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So he's not even strong? He just looks big. Wtf why?

I'd at least go steroids so I could kick some ass while looking like that... Not that I'd bother with any of that shit
 

Future

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Lol

I don't understand these people. How can they honestly think that looks good?

Previous poster is correct. It's like anorexia. Girls think skin and bones looks good due to image and mental issues, just like these dudes
 

Effect

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I can understand wanting to be bigger but none of these pictures are even remotely appealing visually. Why would anyone do that to themselves!? I'd be terrified to even look in the mirror. Hell to even look down at my arms if that is what I saw. That's nightmare fuel.
 

dankir

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Nailed it.

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All show no go... fucking moron. Maybe he should have his arms amputated so he'd stop injecting himself with that shit.

Awful awful awful.
 

rtcn63

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I won't make any judgements until I see him take on a bear in a river


Lol, I just go to the gym and workout and my girlfriend loves it, I'm not even that huge. I don't think most women or people in general would enjoy this look though. It looks borderline deadly, good that they didn't need to amputate his arms though.

It's to impress guys, strangely. I remember Valentino on Bigger, Stronger, Faster saying that most women were disgusted by it, but he would get a massive high from bros wanting to shake his hand, take their pics with him, etc.
 

Cuburt

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Do their muscles even work if they are filled with hardened oil and rocks?

Seems like the kind of shit that even if your body is able to compensate while you are younger, once you get older, you'd have some useless inflated arms or something.
 
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