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[LogicStep]

I won't make any judgements until I see him take on a bear in a river

That looks so bad lmao, poor fake bear.

 

[DoktorEvil]

Lol

I don't understand these people. How can they honestly think that looks good?

Body shaming and body dysmorphia are real and valid.

I'd imagine this dude lived in an area where he idolized the amateur bodybuilder's build.

 

[dankir]

Do their muscles even work if they are filled with hardened oil and rocks?

Seems like the kind of shit that even if your body is able to compensate while you are younger, once you get older, you'd have some useless inflated arms or something.

Muscles get bigger , but for a lot of these guys who are just injecting without thinking of the side effects they don't get stronger.

 

[shira]

I'm a little disappointed he didn't have actual rocks injected into his arms

 

[Übermatik]

I'm a little disappointed he didn't have actual rocks injected into his arms

I don't want to see the size of that 'needle'.

 

[Neen]

Oh my lantah.

This is just too much. His rocks have rocks.

 

[CapitalismSucks DonkeyBalls]

Do their muscles even work if they are filled with hardened oil and rocks?

Seems like the kind of shit that even if your body is able to compensate while you are younger, once you get older, you'd have some useless inflated arms or something.

They have the same amount of strength in their arms as SpongeBob had in his.

 

[ScottSullivan]

Sounds like he gave up too soon. What kind of drive is that. He clearly does not want to be the best.

 

[Mr Swine]

Man that looks gross, do they inject this on their wieners too?

 

[cirrhosis]

Man that looks gross, do they inject this on their wieners too?

you should google it

(don't google it)

pretty sure some do

 

[Host Samurai]

Never understood why people take synthol. It's disgusting. If you want to shoot some roids than take some HGH, Tren or Dbol. At least you will look visual appealing.

 

[Mr. Giggles]

you should google it

(don't google it)

pretty sure some do

So tempted to check...damnit work

 

[MudoSkills]

I see someone beat me to it, but I've made it now so eh:

 

[ElTorro]

What an idiot. He just looks like a joke, not only because of these silly arms and shoulders, but also because of his untrained belly and, I would bet my life on it, completely untrained lower body.

 

[diamount]

Previous poster is correct. It's like anorexia. Girls think skin and bones looks good due to image and mental issues, just like these dudes

So why not actually put the work in and go to the gym?

 

[Im_So_Pringles]

It's a shame people have image problems this severe. Sure, I'd like bigger arms. But shit, I'm not going to inject chemicals that eventually become rocks to try and get them. Fuck.

 

[Usobuko]

got that natural neck rest.

Killing me here.

 

[FallingEdge]

So why not actually put the work in and go to the gym?

They do go to the gym. This helps enhance their workouts.

 

[Majanew]

Looks so stupid. You're just a puffy cloud and you gained no strength. The other pics on first page looks like elephantiasis.

 

[Twilight Gap]

I see someone beat me to it, but I've made it now so eh:

this is actually funnier

 

[JadedWriter]

It's to impress guys, strangely. I remember Valentino on Bigger, Stronger, Faster saying that most women were disgusted by it, but he would get a massive high from bros wanting to shake his hand, take their pics with him, etc.

Man bodybuilder culture is the weirdest thing sometimes. I have nothing against health and gains and shit like that, but destroying your body just to gain admiration is something I can't get behind. Goes for both male and female bodybuilders.

 

[eot]

I see someone beat me to it, but I've made it now so eh:

Add a few more arms and make a spider

 

[Funky Papa]

I'm afraid to google search him since I'm not in the mood to see gross pics, but who is that man and what happened to him?

Oil hardens within the muscle/forms nodules or results in sepsis/necrosis. Doctors have to slice in and cleanse the area to avoid further damage.

It's... not pretty.

 

[FOOTE]

Lofuckingl... synthol

Dude looks like a chunky turd.

 

[genjiZERO]

Some of those pictures on the first page.... I just puked a little...

 

[JadedWriter]

Oil hardens within the muscle or results in sepsis/necrosis. Doctors have to slice in and cleanse the area to avoid further damage.

It's... not pretty.

I'm not liking the way "slice in" sounds.

 

[bigDdestruction]

Reminds me of this scene in DBZ. Freaked me out as a kid, i thought he was gonna explode.

 

[Fine Ham Abounds]

I want to google to see what these things look like but I'm too skerd

 

[diamount]

They do go to the gym. This helps enhance their workouts.

These aren't steroids. You might as well be pumping air into your body.

 

[mantidor]

Help me out, Brazil-GAF. Is this plague as common as it looks from the news? Because I swear half of the stories about men using oil to "improve" their bodies to disgusting extremes come from Brazil.

It is, I see guys like this all the time, they mostly don't go overboard like some of the grossest examples in the thread but what I've seen is still jarring.

 

[AstroZombie]

Favela rat culture.

 

[SmokedMeat]

I guess the "kick me" sign is the arch nemesis of the synthol user.

 

[NHarmonic.]

Dudes trying to get that chopper arm point magic working.

Lol, yeah, tony would be proud.

 

[Omega Kirby]

Revolting. How he thought this was going to end well is beyond me,

 

[Pandaman]

So why not actually put the work in and go to the gym?

because:
a). they'd never look like that from gym workouts
and
b). to get even remotely close would just be trading one needle for another.

 

[Ayumi]

...By injections?

Must be weird being so huge but not able to lift more than a normal person would.

 

[bigmase21]

got that natural neck rest.

 

[Timedog]

Unless you are a really good artist, don't inject yourself with synthol. Even then, keep it incredibly incredibly minimal.

Or just don't do that shit at all because it's dumb.