Michael F. Assbender
Banned
First Prediction: Star Fox for Wii U will prominently feature foot missions and all-range mode, the internet will lose its collective shit until they actually play it.
Is Star Fox even that big a franchise that the Internet will just explode? I mean, the Nintendo faithful might piss and moan, but the masses likely wouldn't bat an eye if the game featured Fox McCloud taming Slippy's slimy ass with some kind of battery operated pleasure device.
Well...maybe then.