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[Megafoo Chavez]

when the joker is at vicki's place and bruce is like "YOU WANNA GET NUTS!! COME ON LETS GET NUTS!!" then the joker just shoots him. WHAT IF THE JOKER SHOT HIM IN THE FACE! what the fuck

 

[DMczaf]

He would have turned into Beetlejuice then

 

[Megafoo Chavez]

that's not the answer!

 

[Deleted member 1235]

people that get nuts don't have regard for their personal safety. he got totally nuts.

 

[Megafoo Chavez]

you wanna get nuts? come on, let's get nuts!

 

[DMczaf]

"Shit."

 

[Shinobi]

when the joker is at vicki's place and bruce is like "YOU WANNA GET NUTS!! COME ON LETS GET NUTS!!" then the joker just shoots him. WHAT IF THE JOKER SHOT HIM IN THE FACE! what the fuck

:lol It really is a dumb fuck scene isn't it? Though I suppose Bruce knew he was gonna get shot anyway, so maybe hamming it up would surprise Joker so much he'd respect him for being so foolish/brave and thus leave him alone.

Of course there's at least a half dozen other dumb fuck scenes in the movie that defy explaination...

 

[Warm Machine]

"We should try to love each other..." Or whatever the line is.

Even if that dialouge were good, which it isn't the scene is shot like a daytime soap. Hit mute and just watch the performances and it is pretty laugh out loud funny.

 

[Late Stage Marxist]

Of course there's at least a half dozen other dumb fuck scenes in the movie that defy explaination...

Like when the Scarecrow poisons the city with fear and the angry mobs are somehow not afraid of each other.

 

[Shinobi]

Like when the Scarecrow poisons the city with fear and the angry mobs are somehow not afraid of each other.

:lol Come now, you don't wanna go blow by blow here...it's Tyson vs Spinks.

 

[ArcadeStickMonk]

when the joker is at vicki's place and bruce is like "YOU WANNA GET NUTS!! COME ON LETS GET NUTS!!" then the joker just shoots him. WHAT IF THE JOKER SHOT HIM IN THE FACE! what the fuck

I think Wayne had another plan. Like waste the Joker and his men right there, with his bat-like skills, and tell Vicki that he's Batman.

But then the Joker said that "dancin' devil" line and it stunned Bruce and he got shot.

Otherwise, he'd have killed everyone is the room with a fire poker.

 

[Rorschach]

I think Wayne had another plan. Like waste the Joker and his men right there, with his bat-like skills, and tell Vicki that he's Batman.

But then the Joker said that "dancin' devil" line and it stunned Bruce and he got shot.

Otherwise, he'd have killed everyone is the room with a fire poker.

:lol WTH are "bat-like" skills?

 

[ArcadeStickMonk]

He's Batman.

WTF is wrong with you?

 

[Bob White]

:lol

 

[Shinobi]

:lol :lol :lol

 

[DMczaf]

:lol WTH are "bat-like" skills?

 

[SpeedingUptoStop]

He's Batman.

I'm Batman.

I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.

As for the Keaton question, I'm pretty sure he would've dodged the bullet with his "bat-like skills" :lol

 

[Megafoo Chavez]

i'm still fucked in the head about this scene. WHY IS IT THERE. it's driving me crazy now.

 

[DMczaf]

Batman: Excuse me.
[Joker looks]
Batman: Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moon light?
[Punches him]
Batman: I'm going to kill you!

:lol

IM GOING TO KILL YOU!

 

[ArcadeStickMonk]

The bigger question is why when Vicki goes to check on the gunshotted Wayne, and finds him not in the corner in which he once slumped, she dismisses it and immedietely goes to open the package brought by the psycho who just shot the guy she's into.

"Hmm, disappearing corpse. Ooh! Hope the joker got me Isotoners!"

 

[acidviper]

when the joker is at vicki's place and bruce is like "YOU WANNA GET NUTS!! COME ON LETS GET NUTS!!" then the joker just shoots him. WHAT IF THE JOKER SHOT HIM IN THE FACE! what the fuck

Double tap to the heart if you are professional killer. Besides the chest is a bigger target and hitting a lung or the stomach is just as good as the heart if there is no ambulance. Plus a headshot bullet may just cause a coma or become embedded in the brain in a non-lethal fashion.

Noobs go for the head because you can survive. Bullets can glance off the skull become imbedded in the brain IE remember the guy with the nail in his brain. Unless you have a high caliber gun there is a chance you are gonna to just mess up their face. A bullet through the eye or mouth is a sure thing, but if the bullet doesn't exit the brain how do you know its a kill. Plus its messy IE Pulp Fiction.

Its not a video game where headshot = instant kill.

 

[MC Safety]

Batman in the movies is not the tactical genius he's made out to be in the comics.

I mean, in the second movie, the guy rips off his cowl in front of Catwoman and Max Schreck.

(It is Catwoman and Max Schreck he reveals himself to, right?)

Anyway.

 

[ArcadeStickMonk]

It is Catwoman and Max Schreck he reveals himself to, right?

Yeah, he's like, "We should learn to love each other."

 

[Rorschach]

Batman: Excuse me.
[Joker looks]
Batman: Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moon light?
[Punches him]
Batman: I'm going to kill you!

:lol

IM GOING TO KILL YOU!

:lol What...

He's Batman.

WTF is wrong with you?

:lol He's not Spider-Man...

Batman, Batman,
Does whatever a bat can
Spreads his wings, any size,
Catches thieves just like fruit
Look Out!
Here comes the Batman.

Is he strong?
Listen bud,
He's got radioactive blood.
Can he fly
Take a look overhead
Hey, there
There goes the Batman.

In the chill of night
At the scene of a crime
Like a streak of light
He arrives just in time.

Batman, Batman,
Unfriendly, brooding Batman
Wealth and fame
Action is his reward.

To him, life is a great big bang up
Whenever there's a hang up
You'll find the Batman.

maybe you were talking about man-bat

 

[DMczaf]

Batman: You killed my parents.
The Joker: What? What? What are you talking about?
Batman: I made you, you made me first.
The Joker: Give me a break. I was a kid when I killed your parents. When I say "You made you" you gotta say "you made me." How childish can you get?

:lol Joker has a point...

 

[Alcibiades]

The bigger question is why when Vicki goes to check on the gunshotted Wayne, and finds him not in the corner in which he once slumped, she dismisses it and immedietely goes to open the package brought by the psycho who just shot the guy she's into.

"Hmm, disappearing corpse. Ooh! Hope the joker got me Isotoners!"

she found that tin thing though, so she knew Wayne (who's this mysterious weirdo) had gone up and not been actually hit by the bullet...

 

[ArcadeStickMonk]

Oh yeah.

Still though. Right to the package.
Duder could have been icing himself in the kitchenette.

 

[Shinobi]

Batman in the movies is not the tactical genius he's made out to be in the comics.

I mean, in the second movie, the guy rips off his cowl in front of Catwoman and Max Schreck.

(It is Catwoman and Max Schreck he reveals himself to, right?)

Anyway.

Yeah, one of the classic scenes...

"HEY SELINA, DON'T KILL THIS MAX GUY WHO THREW YOUR ASS THROUGH A 20TH STOREY WINDOW, BECAUSE YOU'LL BE LIKE HIM!! BE LIKE ME, WHO TRIED TO MURDER JOKE TWICE, DROPPED A CLOWN INTO A HOLE WITH A BOMB TIED TO HIM, THEN STRAPPED A PENGUIN TO THE ROCKET'S ASS!! BECAUSE WE'RE THE SAME!!"

Good script writing guys. :lol

 

[FoneBone]

Oh yeah.

"Oh, I got a live one here!"
Get the funk up!
BATMAN
Get the funk up!
BATMAN
Get the funk up!
"Go, go, go with a smile!"
BATDANCE
Do it
Keep bustin'

["do it" repeated in the background]
I've seen the future and it will be
I've seen the future and it will be
BATMAN, BATMAN
I've seen the future and it will be
BATMAN (house, do it, house)
"And where, and where ... is the BATMAN?"

Do it, do it
let's do it, let's do it
Do it, do it, do it, do it

"Stop the press..."
"Stop the press, who is that?"
"Vicky Vale", "Vicky Vale"
"I like..."
BATMAN, BATMAN, BATMAN
"Oh - that's nice"
"Hi, Bruce Wayne"
"I've tried to avoid all this, but I can't"
"I just gotta know... are we gonna try 2 love each other?"
"Stop the press - who is that?"
"Vicky Vale"
"She's great, isn't she?"





Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
I wanna bust that body
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
I wanna bust that body right
"I'd like 2"
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
"But he's out there right now"
I wanna bust that body
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah 2 night

"Well, miss Vale"
"Ever dance with the devil in the pale moon light?"
"I always ask that of all my pray."
"I just like the sound of it."
(screams)

"I've got 2 go 2 work"
BATMAN
"I've got 2 go 2 work"
BATMAN
If a man is considered guilty
WORK!
4 what goes on in his mind
WORK!
Then gimme the electric chair
WORK!
4 all my future crimes-OH
WORK!
Electric chair

Hey Ducky, let me stick the 7-inch
In the computer
HA, HA, HA
Hey, we got the power
Oh, we got the soul
Hey, we got to sho'nuff get off
2 make the devil go, go

"This town needs an enema!"

"I'm gonna kill U"
POWER
"I'm not gonna kill U"
SOUL
"I'm gonna kill U"
POWER
"I'm not gonna kill U"
SOUL
Let's do it
"I'm BATMAN"
BATMAN
Don't stop dancin'
"I'm BATMAN"
BATMAN
Don't stop dancin'
Do it, do it, do it, do it
BATMAN, BATMAN, BATMAN
Don't stop, don't stop
Let's do it
Don't stop dancin'
Let's do it, BATMAN
Let's do it, BATMAN
Don't stop dancin'
Don't stop dancin'
No, damn it! Turn the music back up!
You son of a bitch!

"Have you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?"

Who's gonna stop 200 balloons?
Nobody!
Batman
Stop!

 

[tedtropy]

Yeah, the first two Batmans certainly had their fair share of inconsistencies, but as much as I loved Batman Begins, there's the one glaring plot hole that kind of irks me. Namely, how the whole "causes water to instantly evaporate" weapon doesn't manage to kill every person it's aimed at, what with us being mostly made of the stuff.

 

[Alcibiades]

Yeah, one of the classic scenes...

"HEY SELINA, DON'T KILL THIS MAX GUY WHO THREW YOUR ASS THROUGH A 20TH STOREY WINDOW, BECAUSE YOU'LL BE LIKE HIM!! BE LIKE ME, WHO TRIED TO MURDER JOKE TWICE, DROPPED A CLOWN INTO A HOLE WITH A BOMB TIED TO HIM, THEN STRAPPED A PENGUIN TO THE ROCKET'S ASS!! BECAUSE WE'RE THE SAME!!"

Good script writing guys. :lol

maybe she didn't want her to fall into the trap he fell into...