Megafoo Chavez
I love EGM
when the joker is at vicki's place and bruce is like "YOU WANNA GET NUTS!! COME ON LETS GET NUTS!!" then the joker just shoots him. WHAT IF THE JOKER SHOT HIM IN THE FACE! what the fuck
Megafoo Chavez said:when the joker is at vicki's place and bruce is like "YOU WANNA GET NUTS!! COME ON LETS GET NUTS!!" then the joker just shoots him. WHAT IF THE JOKER SHOT HIM IN THE FACE! what the fuck
Like when the Scarecrow poisons the city with fear and the angry mobs are somehow not afraid of each other.Shinobi said:Of course there's at least a half dozen other dumb fuck scenes in the movie that defy explaination...
trippingmartian said:Like when the Scarecrow poisons the city with fear and the angry mobs are somehow not afraid of each other.
I think Wayne had another plan. Like waste the Joker and his men right there, with his bat-like skills, and tell Vicki that he's Batman.Megafoo Chavez said:when the joker is at vicki's place and bruce is like "YOU WANNA GET NUTS!! COME ON LETS GET NUTS!!" then the joker just shoots him. WHAT IF THE JOKER SHOT HIM IN THE FACE! what the fuck
:lol WTH are "bat-like" skills?ArcadeStickMonk said:I think Wayne had another plan. Like waste the Joker and his men right there, with his bat-like skills, and tell Vicki that he's Batman.
But then the Joker said that "dancin' devil" line and it stunned Bruce and he got shot.
Otherwise, he'd have killed everyone is the room with a fire poker.
I'm Batman.ArcadeStickMonk said:He's Batman.
Megafoo Chavez said:when the joker is at vicki's place and bruce is like "YOU WANNA GET NUTS!! COME ON LETS GET NUTS!!" then the joker just shoots him. WHAT IF THE JOKER SHOT HIM IN THE FACE! what the fuck
Yeah, he's like, "We should learn to love each other."Disco Stu said:It is Catwoman and Max Schreck he reveals himself to, right?
:lol What...DMczaf said:Batman: Excuse me.
[Joker looks]
Batman: Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moon light?
[Punches him]
Batman: I'm going to kill you!
:lol
IM GOING TO KILL YOU!
:lol He's not Spider-Man...ArcadeStickMonk said:He's Batman.
WTF is wrong with you?
she found that tin thing though, so she knew Wayne (who's this mysterious weirdo) had gone up and not been actually hit by the bullet...ArcadeStickMonk said:The bigger question is why when Vicki goes to check on the gunshotted Wayne, and finds him not in the corner in which he once slumped, she dismisses it and immedietely goes to open the package brought by the psycho who just shot the guy she's into.
"Hmm, disappearing corpse. Ooh! Hope the joker got me Isotoners!"
Disco Stu said:Batman in the movies is not the tactical genius he's made out to be in the comics.
I mean, in the second movie, the guy rips off his cowl in front of Catwoman and Max Schreck.
(It is Catwoman and Max Schreck he reveals himself to, right?)
Anyway.
"Oh, I got a live one here!"
Get the funk up!
BATMAN
Get the funk up!
BATMAN
Get the funk up!
"Go, go, go with a smile!"
BATDANCE
Do it
Keep bustin'
["do it" repeated in the background]
I've seen the future and it will be
I've seen the future and it will be
BATMAN, BATMAN
I've seen the future and it will be
BATMAN (house, do it, house)
"And where, and where ... is the BATMAN?"
Do it, do it
let's do it, let's do it
Do it, do it, do it, do it
"Stop the press..."
"Stop the press, who is that?"
"Vicky Vale", "Vicky Vale"
"I like..."
BATMAN, BATMAN, BATMAN
"Oh - that's nice"
"Hi, Bruce Wayne"
"I've tried to avoid all this, but I can't"
"I just gotta know... are we gonna try 2 love each other?"
"Stop the press - who is that?"
"Vicky Vale"
"She's great, isn't she?"
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
I wanna bust that body
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
I wanna bust that body right
"I'd like 2"
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
"But he's out there right now"
I wanna bust that body
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah 2 night
"Well, miss Vale"
"Ever dance with the devil in the pale moon light?"
"I always ask that of all my pray."
"I just like the sound of it."
(screams)
"I've got 2 go 2 work"
BATMAN
"I've got 2 go 2 work"
BATMAN
If a man is considered guilty
WORK!
4 what goes on in his mind
WORK!
Then gimme the electric chair
WORK!
4 all my future crimes-OH
WORK!
Electric chair
Hey Ducky, let me stick the 7-inch
In the computer
HA, HA, HA
Hey, we got the power
Oh, we got the soul
Hey, we got to sho'nuff get off
2 make the devil go, go
"This town needs an enema!"
"I'm gonna kill U"
POWER
"I'm not gonna kill U"
SOUL
"I'm gonna kill U"
POWER
"I'm not gonna kill U"
SOUL
Let's do it
"I'm BATMAN"
BATMAN
Don't stop dancin'
"I'm BATMAN"
BATMAN
Don't stop dancin'
Do it, do it, do it, do it
BATMAN, BATMAN, BATMAN
Don't stop, don't stop
Let's do it
Don't stop dancin'
Let's do it, BATMAN
Let's do it, BATMAN
Don't stop dancin'
Don't stop dancin'
No, damn it! Turn the music back up!
You son of a bitch!
"Have you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?"
Who's gonna stop 200 balloons?
Nobody!
Batman
Stop!
maybe she didn't want her to fall into the trap he fell into...Shinobi said:Yeah, one of the classic scenes...
"HEY SELINA, DON'T KILL THIS MAX GUY WHO THREW YOUR ASS THROUGH A 20TH STOREY WINDOW, BECAUSE YOU'LL BE LIKE HIM!! BE LIKE ME, WHO TRIED TO MURDER JOKE TWICE, DROPPED A CLOWN INTO A HOLE WITH A BOMB TIED TO HIM, THEN STRAPPED A PENGUIN TO THE ROCKET'S ASS!! BECAUSE WE'RE THE SAME!!"
Good script writing guys. :lol