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[A Link to the Past]

Game 1. Offensive to Native Americans and feminists; old game

Game 2. Misogynistic and disappointing, in space

Game 3. The least Ultimate I've ever seen of its series; puzzlingly bad

Game 4. Drinking game, but the ESRB wouldn't allow them to clarify what the drinks were. Downloadable console game.

Game 5. Game show adaptation that has no skill involved, and has two paths to take every round where one involves giving up; game show has had new episodes in the last 10 years

 

[Trace]

FFXIII?

Yep.

 

[kogasu]

A "What if..." spinoff game set in the same time frame as other beloved games in the series where you go back through some old beloved settings and meet some old beloved characters/enemies but your AI team is a bunch of idiots to the point where it might as well be required to play through in online co-op.

 

[Xbro]

Take some of the most addictive, tightest-controlling games in video game history, strip away all of the features people come to expect, add mechanics that people didn't ask for to solve problems that didn't exist, and then tweak every aspect that people liked about the controls so that people don't like them anymore.

That's very vague.

 

[Crimsonclaw111]

Resident Evil 6.

ez

MGSV. And it's fucking great

No! I love MGSV.

 

[Plywood]

It's not that difficult once you look up the wiki.

 

[A Link to the Past]

MGSV. And it's fucking great

I love how 100% sure you were that you were right.

 

[GKSilKamina]

Tutorial is voiced by a computerized dead trumpet in a bondage suit.

Spoiler

I stopped playing the game during the tutorial because that guy was so annoying.

Killer 7, I'm guessing?

 

[Pegasus Actual]

A blurry lethargic turd of a multiplayer console shooter. Enjoy half the frame rate and half the resolution compared with what you're used to on PC. Enjoy dividing that resolution even further with 4-player splitscreen and do all the squinting in your power to try to screen-watch your opponents for the ultimate victory!

 

[E_Darkness]

Blades of Time

I'm sorry that you are right.

 

[DayEnder]

It's like ground hog day, but with one of the most annoying alter ego antagonists ever. Also, the gameplay is brutally repetitive, sub par acting, and it was a follow up standalone DLC to a pretty good game. I don't hate many games, but this one really tested my patience. By some miracle I stuck it out, I should have just stopped.

Self quote, but nobody has gotten it yet so I'll add a hint.

Satellite dish sequence over and over again.

 

[Maxey]

In this licensed game you have unlimited power to destroy things very nicely but the levels are bland, the characters forgettable and the sequel was even worse.

 

[Gurnlei]

4 friends are adopted and brought to a large mansion where a deformed twin tries to kill them.

 

[Astral Dog]

4 friends are adopted and brought to a large mansion where a deformed twin tries to kill them.

Clock Tower

 

[hydrophilic attack]

No! I love MGSV.

Then we can be friends

 

[Piston Hyundai]

That's very vague.

it's no fun if people can guess it right away

 

[Twilight Gap]

Bioshock Infinite.

nope

 

[Gurnlei]

Clock Tower

Yeah. Oldie but goodie.

 

[KidB]

Who needs menus when you can have a sanctuary?

 

[JC Lately]

We ripped out the most interesting half of the first game for for the long awaited sequel, gave you stupid wings and shitty ‘flight mechanics’ and oh by the way the music is complete ass now even though the soundtrack track for the frist game was god-tier even by today’s standards.

Why? Because fuck you, we’re Enix!

 

[JoseLopez]

You play as a guy/gal who's supposed to be yourself but echos emotions you don't have, gameplay simplified too much, and the characters are all forgettable archetypes.

 

[Ludger Kresnik]

You're a ninja with voobs and you beat up other ninjas with voobs until their clothes explode.

 

[Gurnlei]

Who needs menus when you can have a sanctuary?

Fable III?

 

[Astral Dog]

Will try, every character is the epitome of wrong in jrpgs, and its not FFXIII

 

[JoseLopez]

You're a ninja with voobs and you beat up other ninjas with voobs until their clothes explode.

Senran Kagura

 

[SeanTSC]

Heavy Rain.

Yep.

 

[KidB]

Fable III?

Yup!

 

[Ludger Kresnik]

Senran Kagura

Shinovi Versus to be exact but yes.

 

[hydrophilic attack]

You probably won't get far if you don't let your characters beat each other up. Better story than the predecessor though

 

[Crimsonclaw111]

Then we can be friends

Was a preorder for Guitar Hero 5.

 

[GKSilKamina]

Will try, every character is the epitome of wrong in jrpgs, and its not FFXIII

Is it Star Ocean 4?

 

[JC Lately]

I'm sorry that you are right.

I enjoy games with stripperific outfits as much as the next guy, but I do demand that the actual game be good as well. With Blades of Time, that simply wasn't the case.

It's not that difficult once you look up the wiki.

Demon's Souls.

 

[Twilight Gap]

a game with great art, nice music, fun characters and solid gameplay. it's fun when you're winning and the worst thing you'll ever play when you start losing, which happens in the most bullshit ways possible.

 

[KittenMaster]

Amazing graphics for its time, incredible sound track, but the most lopsided gameplay balance that exists and ineffective emotional hooks in the story.

Will try, every character is the epitome of wrong in jrpgs, and its not FFXIII

Star ocean 4?

 

[Garrett Hawke]

Literally nothing happens, the most interesting character dies, and it runs and controls like crap

 

[Ludger Kresnik]

You probably won't get far if you don't let your characters beat each other up. Better story than the predecessor though

Final Fantasy II?

 

[Cheat Code]

Trine

or

Where Is My Heart?

or

Replay: VHS is not dead.

Nah, none of those.

To be honest, kinda happy people have forgotten about it.

 

[JoseLopez]

Self quote, but nobody has gotten it yet so I'll add a hint.

Satellite dish sequence over and over again.

Saints row 4 and I agree

 

[striferser]

Self quote, but nobody has gotten it yet so I'll add a hint.

Satellite dish sequence over and over again.

Alan Wake American Nightmare

 

[Astral Dog]

We ripped out the most interesting half of the first game for for the long awaited sequel, gave you stupid wings and shitty ‘flight mechanics’ and oh by the way the music is complete ass now even though the soundtrack track for the frist game was god-tier even by today’s standards.

Why? Because fuck you, we’re Enix!

Bayonetta 2?

 

[DayEnder]

Saints row 4 and I agree

That's a good answer, but not the one I was posting about.

Alan Wake American Nightmare

Yep, you got it.

 

[hydrophilic attack]

Final Fantasy II?

Yes

 

[JoseLopez]

Alan Wake American Nightmare

I take it back you're right and I agree

 

[JC Lately]

Will try, every character is the epitome of wrong in jrpgs, and its not FFXIII

Either Star Ocean 4 or Ar Toneleico.

 

[MemoryHumanity]

a game with great art, nice music, fun characters and solid gameplay. it's fun when you're winning and the worst thing you'll ever play when you start losing, which happens in the most bullshit ways possible.

Mario Kart

Mine -

Walk around historic settings repeating the same shit over and over.

 

[Ludger Kresnik]

Bayonetta 2?

That's not an Enix game, also Tomorrow is Mine >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

 

[labx]

Nah, none of those.

To be honest, kinda happy people have forgotten about it.

GTA 5?

 

[Garrett Hawke]

Game 1. Racist and misogynistic (like, hugely so)

This could be like... most games tbh

 

[JC Lately]

Bayonetta 2?

Nope. I though people might say that, so I added that line about being from Enix to help clear things up.

 

[Astral Dog]

Is it Star Ocean 4?

Nevermind, no one was going to say it, personal choice (TotA).
But thats a good guess, only watched a few videos but thats enough