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[The Flash]

9 year old attempts fratricide. Opens portal to another dimension. Saves the day by huffing magic markers.

 

[Nick]

Peter Dinklage tells you to shoot ugly aliens.

 

[shiyrley]

9 year old attempts fratricide. Opens portal to another dimension. Saves the day by huffing magic markers.

Lego Dimensions?

 

[DayEnder]

Peter Dinklage tells you to shoot ugly aliens.

Couldn't possibly be Destiny, they re-wrote history and that never happened.

 

[Piston Hyundai]

9 year old attempts fratricide. Opens portal to another dimension. Saves the day by huffing magic markers.

how can anyone hate Max: The Curse of Brotherhood

what is that offensive about it to you

 

[JohnnyFootball]

An over sexualized long haired woman in the most annoying game ever made by the overrated "more valuable than gold" studio.

 

[Trace]

It looks pretty but it has no depth, is nowhere near as good as the rest of the series, and has one of the worst protagonists in a game ever.

 

[thekonamicode]

He's so angry, again and again and again and again and again.

 

[stuminus3]

Solid Snake's dad walks around with a picture of a penis on his back.

 

[Cheat Code]

Puzzle platformer where you have three characters that you have to move one at a time.

 

[NJShadow]

Gravity? Off. Age? Apparent. Innovation? Little. Your furry buddies can't save you now.

 

[The Flash]

Lego Dimensions?

Nope

how can anyone hate Max: The Curse of Brotherhood

what is that offensive about it to you

Games are meant to be fun. That game was not fun. It was a chore. I hate chores.

 

[DayEnder]

It looks pretty but it has no depth, is nowhere near as good as the rest of the series, and has one of the worst protagonists in a game ever.

Halo 4?

 

[Trace]

Solid Snake's dad walks around with a picture of a penis on his back.

MGS5.

Little too on the nose there lol.

Halo 4?

That's actually a solid answer, but no.

 

[Zareka]

Many would describe the characters as endearing and the plot twists effective but no, that's wrong.

 

[Manu]

Young girl murders thousands of men because of horrible circumstance, seems to be both mentally scarred by it and strangely eager to go on another adventure afterwards.

 

[spunodi]

There's this hedgehog...

 

[openrob]

An over sexualized long haired woman in the most annoying game ever made by the overrated "more valuable than gold" studio.

Metroid?

Spoiler

Bayonetta lol

Many would describe the characters as endearing and the plot twists effective but no, that's wrong.

Life is Strange?

 

[NoKisum]

The most recent entry of a highly revered niche series, where you're punished for running, and for wanting both gold and experience.

He's so angry, again and again and again and again and again.

God of War?

 

[Sora_N]

You can turn into a knight but every attack has load times. (Delay)

 

[Tenebrous]

He's so angry, again and again and again and again and again.

God of War?

 

[Renekton]

Guy with cat eyes who shamelessly copycats Batman's detective skills.

 

[Joey Ravn]

It meant a massive change in shift for a well-established franchise, going from puzzle-based survival horror to, well, this game. It got a "spiritual successor" in 2014 that I almost equally hated (though the original is far worse, IMO).

Guy with cat eyes who shamelessly copycats Batman's detective skills.

The Witcher 3. I literally just finished that game 5 minutes ago and I loved it, but, hey: I'm living proof that opinions and all that

 

[Sora_N]

Young girl murders thousands of men because of horrible circumstance, seems to be both mentally scarred by it and strangely eager to go on another adventure afterwards.

Tomb Raider?

 

[The Flash]

Guy with cat eyes who shamelessly copycats Batman's detective skills.

Witcher?

 

[Zareka]

Young girl murders thousands of men because of horrible circumstance, seems to be both mentally scarred by it and strangely eager to go on another adventure afterwards.

Tomb Raider!

Life is Strange?

Nope.

 

[BigTnaples]

Tried to play on my Vita after years of hype.


i cried blood.


Will give remake another shot.


Maybe.

 

[Trace]

Tried to play on my Vita after years of hype.


i cried blood.


Will give remake another shot.


Maybe.

Final Fantasy 7?

 

[Weiss]

Giant robot squids finally arrive and it isn't nearly as interesting as it sounds.

 

[Ōkami]

Sequel to a game based on an anime, has board game mechanics and kicks the canon in the balls.

 

[Maxey]

In this incredibly popular game you click on things to get your character to do things and GOD DAMNIT I DIRECTLY BLAME THIS FUCKING GAME FOR MAKING THIS COMPANY NOT MAKE THE GAMES I WANT!!!!!

Ok, calm down now...

 

[old]

Shooter.
You walk down linear levels.
Every fifty yards you engage 3-6 enemies.
Kill them then 3-6 more enemies spawn.
You walk forward 50 more yards and repeat.
Continue until cutscene that ends the level.
6-10 hours later the game is finished.


Edit: decided to adjust it a little.

 

[DayEnder]

Giant robot squids finally arrive and it isn't nearly as interesting as it sounds.

Crysis?

 

[BigTnaples]

Final Fantasy 7?

You're good.

 

[Manu]

It meant a massive change in shift for a well-established franchise, going from puzzle-based survival horror to, well, this game. It got a "spiritual successor" in 2014 that I almost equally hated (though the original is far worse, IMO).

Resident Evil 4? In which case: OH NO YOU DI'INT

Tomb Raider?

Tomb Raider!

You got it.

 

[NinjaCoachZ]

The crossover I always wanted ruined by treasure and small green papers.

 

[Nosgotham]

Click click click. Hey mr hunter!! Go collect me 9 fucking bandanas so I can make a pie or something stupid. Cool! Here's like 1,000 experience for completing a dumb ass task. Click click click.

 

[JC Lately]

Giant robot squids finally arrive and it isn't nearly as interesting as it sounds.

Mass Effect 3

 

[pizzacat]

In a world where there's ladders and wood planks everywhere..

 

[Mozz-eyes]

Takes almost every trope from open world games, mashes them together, adds in another 'unique'selling point that is actually shit.

Ends up being the blandest game of this generation, but reviewed well because it ticks boxes.

 

[GorillaJu]

Puzzle platformer where you have three characters that you have to move one at a time.

Lost Vikings

Spend hours of your life picking shit up off the ground to play Barbie's Wasteland Dreamhouse so you can squeeze some enjoyment out of a janky slog with no redeeming gameplay elements.

 

[JohnnyFootball]

Spoiler

Bayonetta lol

Correct. It was the most cringe inducing and annoying game I had ever played. The studio is worshipped around here, but I have despised almost every game made by the,m.

 

[cyba89]

Takes almost every trope from open world games, mashes them together, adds in another 'unique'selling point that is actually shit.

Ends up being the blandest game of this generation, but reviewed well because it ticks boxes.

Shadow Of Mordor

 

[GKSilKamina]

The most recent entry of a highly revered niche series, where you're punished for running, and for wanting both gold and experience.

That sounds like LUNAR: Dragon Song.

Why was it so awful...

 

[DayEnder]

It's like ground hog day, but with one of the most annoying alter ego antagonists ever. Also, the gameplay is brutally repetitive, sub par acting, and it was a follow up standalone DLC to a pretty good game. I don't hate many games, but this one really tested my patience. By some miracle I stuck it out, I should have just stopped.

 

[hydrophilic attack]

Horrible story, horrible art direction, levels are too long and level design is so horrible and bland that you're surprised when you're told they are not randomly generated, the main battle system is so bad that making insects fight each other manages to be more fun, a new generation of gamers had the misfortune of gaining the possibility to play it recently.

 

[RespectThySole]

In a world where there's ladders and wood planks everywhere..

The Last of Us?

 

[Cheat Code]

Lost Vikings

Spend hours of your life picking shit up off the ground to play Barbie's Wasteland Dreamhouse so you can squeeze some enjoyment out of a janky slog with no redeeming gameplay elements.

Nope.

It meant a massive change in shift for a well-established franchise, going from puzzle-based survival horror to, well, this game. It got a "spiritual successor" in 2014 that I almost equally hated (though the original is far worse, IMO).

I don't so much that you hate RE4 because I can see why the shift would put people off.

But saying RE4 is "far worse" than The Evil Within is fucking heretical.

 

[pizzacat]

A very short game which usually have edge lord protags and sells like 8 copies?

What am I

 

[UncleSporky]

The most recent entry of a highly revered niche series, where you're punished for running, and for wanting both gold and experience.

Oh, is that the one game on DS? Was it a Lunar game?