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Anyone ever get an erotic massage ?

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Siebzehn50

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Escape Goat

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I read title as "erotic message" and was like "Who hasn't!?"

Do you mean a massage with a happy ending? Only by my boyfriend :)
 
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G-Fex

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Doesn't it feel erotic? Isn't that the whole point? That's like asking the details of a lap dance. They dance...in your lap.
 
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themadcowtipper

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Only by my girlfriend. The only way I paying for sexual acts from any female is I will buy them happy meal from Mcdonalds, and I'm keeping the toy.
 
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iamaustrian

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yeah, I woke up 3 hours later.
she told me I was already passed out when she came in.
so I paid lots of cash for 3 hours sleep. still amazed that they didn't throw me out of the club
 
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fallengorn

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themadcowtipper said:
Only by my girlfriend. The only way I paying for sexual acts from any female is I will buy them happy meal from Mcdonalds, and I'm keeping the toy.
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What if there was an actual proper, professional massage that led up to the happy ending?
 
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TxdoHawk

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If I had piles of money to blow, I probably would, at least once to say I did. It doesn't hurt that like half of GAF, I've got a thing for Asian women. :lol
 
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Mudkips

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themadcowtipper said:
The only way I paying for sexual acts from any female is I will buy them happy meal from Mcdonalds, and I'm keeping the toy.
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Good. But "CHOKING HAZARD: Contains small parts not intended for children under 3." still applies with what you're having them play with instead.
 
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Canova

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TxdoHawk said:
If I had piles of money to blow, I probably would, at least once to say I did. It doesn't hurt that like half of GAF, I've got a thing for Asian women. :lol
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you got yellow fever.
 
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Jamesfrom818

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A rub and tug? Never got one but if you ever take a taxi in Vegas with a bunch of guys, thats usually one of the first thing the drivers asks about.
 
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AVclub

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fallengorn said:
What if there was an actual proper, professional massage that led up to the happy ending?
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My wife sent me to one of these joints once as a way of rewarding me for driving from NY to FL and back. The massage was just as good as any independent licensed massage therapist I've ever paid. It was also comparably priced, included use of the showers, sauna, and steam room, plus a full body scrub before the actual massage.

The cute Asian chick who worked on me went from massaging to teasing to completed handjob, to thorough clean-up so naturally and efficiently, it wasn't strange at all. Felt great!

I highly recommend it.
 
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samus i am

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AVclub said:
My wife sent me to one of these joints once as a way of rewarding me for driving from NY to FL and back. The massage was just as good as any independent licensed massage therapist I've ever paid. It was also comparably priced, included use of the showers, sauna, and steam room, plus a full body scrub before the actual massage.

The cute Asian chick who worked on me went from massaging to teasing to completed handjob, to thorough clean-up so naturally and efficiently, it wasn't strange at all. Felt great!

I highly recommend it.
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Wait...... did your wife know that was going to happen?
 
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Jzero

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AVclub said:
My wife sent me to one of these joints once as a way of rewarding me for driving from NY to FL and back. The massage was just as good as any independent licensed massage therapist I've ever paid. It was also comparably priced, included use of the showers, sauna, and steam room, plus a full body scrub before the actual massage.

The cute Asian chick who worked on me went from massaging to teasing to completed handjob, to thorough clean-up so naturally and efficiently, it wasn't strange at all. Felt great!

I highly recommend it.
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Sounds fucken awesome
 
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SmokeMaxX

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iamaustrian said:
yeah, I woke up 3 hours later.
she told me I was already passed out when she came in.
so I paid lots of cash for 3 hours sleep. still amazed that they didn't throw me out of the club
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Was this in Japan by chance?
 
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professor_t

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Rickard said:
In Canada we just call them Rub N Tugs
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This is why that new shaving commercial is so disturbing. They've got a guy with a microphone in a suit asking some other dude in a towel about "irritating rub and tug." It's a little personal, you know?

Edit: I may be paraphrasing here. And taking some artistic liberties. But that's what I heard.
 
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dvdjamm

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professor_t said:
This is why that new shaving commercial is so disturbing. They've got a guy with a microphone in a suit asking some other dude in a towel about "irritating rub and tug." It's a little personal, you know?

Edit: I may be paraphrasing here. And taking some artistic liberties. But that's what I heard.
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The thing that makes me laugh about that commercial is that when the guy walks into a man's locker room (with a cameraman),The 1st thing he says is "WHOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Thy guy seems a little too happy to be fulfilling his locker room fantasies...
 
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Extollere

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G-Fex said:
I've seen some but I'm too scared to try them cause..they might be setups. :lol
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Stay away dude. I never did get that kidney back. Total rip-off. Or would that be rip-out?
 
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AVclub

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samus i am said:
Wait...... did your wife know that was going to happen?
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Yeah. She knew that I would basically be getting a handjob along with my massage and was fine with it. She's also fine with our family doctor sticking her finger up my ass, apparently.
 
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ChackanKun

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AVclub said:
Yeah. She knew that I would basically be getting a handjob along with my massage and was fine with it. She's also fine with our family doctor sticking her finger up my ass, apparently.
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wtf?
 
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Diablos

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iamaustrian said:
yeah, I woke up 3 hours later.
she told me I was already passed out when she came in.
so I paid lots of cash for 3 hours sleep. still amazed that they didn't throw me out of the club
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:lol

Let's just say that the place I go to is in an area that is far too public for anything exciting to occur besides a great massage... but if it were anywhere else, things would happen :D
 
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