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[verbum]

I tried one, she just rubbed me the wrong way and it was crap.

 

[Steelrain]

Yeah.......i personally don't dig handjobs though. They kinda piss me off because i've been beating off since I was 14 so it's not that exciting. I'll take the Vag/Mouth.

 

[industrian]

I'm considering going to Pattaya for my Chinese New Year holiday.

 

[Escape Goat]

I tried one, she just rubbed me the wrong way and it was crap.

Subtle which a lot of punners lack.

8/10

 

[Stinkles]

Not intentionally but they can't tell me how to feel!

 

[SolsticeZero]

Yes. Yes I have.

 

[dreamcastmaster]

 

[Escape Goat]

 

[AVclub]

Yeah.......i personally don't dig handjobs though. They kinda piss me off because i've been beating off since I was 14 so it's not that exciting. I'll take the Vag/Mouth.

See, I kind of feel the same way, but the professional did it in a way that I had never seen or felt before. It was quite good and quite effective. Matter of fact, with my eyes closed I had no idea what was going on down there. I had to actually look to see the technique she was using and I haven't been able to reproduce it since.

 

[Alucrid]

Yeah. She knew that I would basically be getting a handjob along with my massage and was fine with it. She's also fine with our family doctor sticking her finger up my ass, apparently.

That's for science though.

 

[PjotrStroganov]

Like this

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xcrbbr_zarayda-en-nicolette_sexy
nsfw

It starts around 1:45

 

[alba]

I'm reminded of Roy on IT Crowd :lol

This

 

[AVclub]

That's for science though.

It's for my physical well-being...which is exactly what ejaculating is for.

 

[ChiTownBuffalo]

I don't understand the appeal of this.

I mean, its so much trouble.

I would have to make her dinner, be fresh and showered if I come back from the gym, watch some horrible Real Housewives of Whatever City. And then some dignity robbing begging for the Asian girl to massage me and finish me off.

I think I realize how I've been doing it wrong.