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[SpaceWolf]

Smithers, I'm home!

What? Already?

YES.

(Canned Laugh Track)

 

[NinjaCoachZ]

The episode it's from is whatever, but this is one of the cleverest lines they've ever done.

Marge: Come on Homer, Japan will be fun. You liked Rashomon.
Homer: That's not how I remember it...

 

[SonicMegaDrive]

OP, you already took mine. Shame on you.

 

[FeMui]

lady gaga kiss marge

muh dick

 

[Bronx-Man]

I will never not crack up at "blurst of times".

lady gaga kiss marge

muh dick

Oh my.

 

[TimeEffect]

lady gaga kiss marge

muh dick

Great one! Mine is the entire car wash gag

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

Homer: [yawns] Well, time to go to work.
Homer's brain: Little do they know, I'm ducking out early to take the Duff Brewery tour.
Homer: Roll in at nine, punch out at five, that's the plan.
Homer's brain: Heh-heh-heh. They don't suspect a thing. [camera pans down to Homer's mouth, and back up] Well, off to the plant.
Homer: Then to the Duff Brewery.
Homer's brain: Uh-oh. Did I say that or just think it?
Homer: [panicky] I gotta think of a lie fast!
Marge: Homer, are you going to the Duff Brewery?
Homer: GAAAAAAGH! [runs off]

 

[nckillthegrimace]

"That could have been me!"

 

[LordRaptor]

 

[Sanjuro]

He dropped his notes!

 

[venom473]

Bart's April fools joke

 

[il Diavolo]

probably misses his old glasses

 

[Auctopus]

Wow, took 4 posts before we had to see something from post S12.

 

[EmptyCanO'wupass]

It's a pornography store.

I was buying pornography.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

Wow, took 4 posts before we had to see something from post S12.

I could tell even though i haven't seen Simpsons in 10 years or more.

 

[The Real Abed]

Whatever you're planning for tonight, count me out.

 

[Matty77]

When marge goes crazy gambling the kids are scared of the boogeyman and they go tell Homer and he freaks out and grabs his shotgun. Still makes me laugh just thinking about it.

 

[somecrazymember]

Dolphins on land

Lie detector exploding

 

[firebricks3]

There's a lemon behind that rock!
(also, stupider like a fox!)

 

[jph139]

"Push her down, son."

That or Kirk being fired from the cracker factory.

 

[greycolumbus]

I can't name a favorite but:

"I'm not a state, I'm a monster."

 

[Pancake Mix]

The whole steamed hams and aurora borealis exchange between Skinner and Superintendent Chalmers.

 

[MercuryLS3]

Too many to name.

 

[actthafool]

This scene from "Flaming Moe's" always has me in stitches

https://youtu.be/JGrpHszRhTc

 

[il Diavolo]

When marge goes crazy gambling the kids are scared of the boogeyman and they go tell Homer and he freaks out and grabs his shotgun. Still makes me laugh just thinking about it.

YOU NAIL THE WINDOWS SHUT ILL GET THE GUN

 

[Mac the KNife]

 

[The Real Abed]

"Push her down, son."

I think about this quote daily.

 

[brentech]

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

When marge goes crazy gambling the kids are scared of the boogeyman and they go tell Homer and he freaks out and grabs his shotgun. Still makes me laugh just thinking about it.

I had tears watching the scene now. The laughing gag at the end.

Man I miss this show when it was good.

 

[Escape Goat]

 

[Marvie_3]

 

[Professor Beef]

I don't have the gif on hand since I'm at work, but the episode where the house is on fire and Ned runs in to save Homer has one of my favorite gags of all-time. Ned makes a short prayer, pushes Homer out the window onto a mattress, and Homer bounces right back into the house. That shit slays me to this day.

 

[Dr.Acula]

Grand Funk Railroad paved the way for Jefferson Airplane, which cleared the way for Jefferson Starship. The stage was now set for the Alan Parsons Project, which I believe was some sort of hovercraft.​

 

[Supa Necta]

Brockman: We'll be back with a real-life Itchy and Scratchy – a rabid mouse in Boston who attacked and killed a small cat.

 

[Lucumo]

I had tears watching the scene now. The laughing gag at the end.

Man I miss this show when it was good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a33VqqvuL-g

 

[Skellig Gra]

I can't really choose there are so many.

Comes to mind right away tho

 

[Pastulio]

The old Union Pacific doesn't come by here anymore....

 

[Karsticles]

The Shining Episode.

Homer: All work and no play make Homer go something something...
Marge: Go crazy?
Homer: Don't mind if I do! *gibberish noises*

 

[IggyChooChoo]

I like Its Always Sunny, but it really pissed me off when they stole this joke for the time Dee got her hand stuck in the wall and it turned out she was just holding on to a can of rat repellent the whole time.

 

[Skellig Gra]

The Shining Episode.

Homer: All work and no play make Homer go something something...
Marge: Go crazy?
Homer: Don't mind if I do! *gibberish noises*

"No tv and no beer "but yeah that's a great one.

 

[Auctopus]

*Lionel Hutz puts on the Bouvier sisters' Auntie's video will*

"Firstly, I leave....

*Lionel Hutz voiceover*

"50,000 dollars to my attorney Lionel Hutz-"

Marge: "Mr. Hutz!"

Lionel Hutz: "You'd be surprised how often that works, it really does!"

 

[crimzonflame]

Mr. Thompson is the funniest bit in the history of the show.

 

[IggyChooChoo]

Smithers:
Here are several fine young men who I'm sure are gonna go far. Ladies and gentlemen, the Ramones.
(audience applauds)

Mr. Burns:
My, these minstrels will soothe my jangled nerves.

Joey Ramone:
I'd just like to say this gig sucks!

Johnny Ramone:
Hey, up yours, Springfield!

Joey Ramone:
One two three four!

The Ramones:
Happy birthday to you! (Happy birthday!)
Happy birthday TO YOU!! (Happy birthday!)
Happy birthday, Burnsie!
Happy birthday TO YOU!!!
(audience applauds)

C. J. Ramone:
Go to Hell, you old bastard!
(the curtains close)

Marky Ramone:
Hey, I think they liked us!

Mr. Burns:
Have the Rolling Stones killed.

Smithers:
Uh, sir, those aren't—

Mr. Burns:
Do as I say!

 

[hollomat]

Patty: I can't believe Auntie Gladys is really gone.

Selma: Her legend will live forever.

Homer's Brain: Yeah. The legend of the dog-faced woman.

Homer: Legend of the dog-faced woman! Oh, that's good!

Marge: Homer! That's very rude of you.

Homer: Wha--? D'oh!

 

[krae_man]

DAMMIT

 

[kAmui-]

The Shining Episode.

Homer: All work and no play make Homer go something something...
Marge: Go crazy?
Homer: Don't mind if I do! *gibberish noises*

Also the whole thing about Homer making scary faces and scaring himself is amazing.

 

[BrutishMrFish]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vm6g3P0BYrQ

When Dr. Hibbert says, "Well I couldn't possibly solve this mystery, can YOU?" and points at the viewer, only for the camera to zoom out and show that he was pointing at Chief Wiggum.

 

[ScraftyDevil]

"She'll go 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene."

"What country is this car from?"

"It no longer exists, but take her for a test-drive and you'll agree--'Zagreb ebnen zloty diev!'"

"Put it in 'H!'"

This entire scene never fails to get a rise out of me. It's so brilliantly-written and -animated.

 

[disappeared]

probably misses his old glasses

Then you'd get the chair.

 

[RecRoulette]

"My worst eh? Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons."