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[master_shake_05]

To be honest its a daily struggle not to kill most people I interact with when they arent Zombies, so them becoming the members of the living undead fraternity would (quite literally) just be the last nail in the coffin.

:lol :lol :lol

 

[Callo Merlose]

To be honest its a daily struggle not to kill most people I interact with when they arent Zombies, so them becoming the members of the living undead fraternity would (quite literally) just be the last nail in the coffin.

heh, right on.

 

[WordAssassin]

Also, whatever happened to those dogs that were revived from the dead with something other than blood a few months ago?

Whhaaaaaaaat?

/Chris

 

[Ecrofirt]

Whhaaaaaaaat?

/Chris

Basically, dogs were killed, and drained of blood. The blood was replaced with very cold saline solution, so no brain damage would occur. From here, dorcors had about 4 hours or so to do surgery on the animals and then replace their blood.

The animals were revived and functioned normally, execpt for an insatiable hunger for human flesh.

 

[Jewbacca]

Mandy Moore... I would try to have zombie sex with her first, then I would think about killing her... because that would make the zombie sex easier.

 

[WordAssassin]

Basically, dogs were killed, and drained of blood. The blood was replaced with very cold saline solution, so no brain damage would occur. From here, dorcors had about 4 hours or so to do surgery on the animals and then replace their blood.

The animals were revived and functioned normally, execpt for an insatiable hunger for human flesh.

:O :O :O That is amazing.

Those dogs have been to the other side. O___O

 

[Jive Turkey]

I know you didn't want this Bataman but I really do hate zombies. I'd kill any zombie that tried to eat me. Family or friends, it doesn't matter because, you see, THEY ARE TRYING TO EAT ME!!!

 

[etiolate]

i couldn't kill a zombie penguin

 

[El Papa]

Basically, dogs were killed, and drained of blood. The blood was replaced with very cold saline solution, so no brain damage would occur. From here, dorcors had about 4 hours or so to do surgery on the animals and then replace their blood.

The animals were revived and functioned normally, execpt for an insatiable hunger for human flesh.

:lol No fucking way. :O

 

[Particle Physicist]

:lol No fucking way. :O

yup.. except for their 'insatiable thirst for blood', its all true. the article mentioned that they hoped to get it to the point where ambulances could carry this stuff around so that they could basically freeze the people they arent able to treat immediately and take them to the hospital without them suffering more damage.

 

[Ecrofirt]

http://www.ga-forum.com/showthread.php?t=53322

Enjoy

 

[Zensetsu]

i couldn't kill a zombie penguin

I would love to punt a zombie penguin, like a squishy little waddling football.

 

[Spencerr]

The meaning of life is to stay alive as long as possible, and enjoy it.

Zombie adversaries beware, I will enjoy rupturing your spinal column to kill you.

 

[etiolate]

I would love to punt a zombie penguin, like a squishy little waddling football.

=O
you bastard!

 

[Ghost]

etiolate has reminded me, i probably wouldnt be able to kill a zombie chuck norris, but that doesnt mean i wouldnt try.

 

[El Papa]

http://www.ga-forum.com/showthread.php?t=53322

Enjoy

What the FUCK? We're all dead men. =O

 

[Spencerr]

What the FUCK? We're all dead men. =O

Zombies could be inevitable. Man desires immortality, and well, we make mistakes. I suggest you get a concealed weapon license, pronto.

 

[Phranky]

Is there someone that you know that you just wouldn't be able to kill if they became a zombie? Is there a zombie that you would let kill/eat you?

No.

To be honest its a daily struggle not to kill most people I interact with when they arent Zombies, so them becoming the members of the living undead fraternity would (quite literally) just be the last nail in the coffin.

See above.

Everday I pray to Santa to grant me a Zombie apocalypse... You'd have free reign to mutilate and slaughter without any repercussions. Plain ol' family fun.

 

[etiolate]

I almost forgot

 

[Ned Flanders]

I'll go with Zombie Sean Hannity. Given the presumption that some small, sustainable portion of a zombie remains human and self-aware in spite of his uncontrolable brain-lust, I'd chain Zombie Hannity off to a lampost and proceed to taunt and pester him indefinitely. Stand just out of his reach with a plate of menudo, force him to follow me in circles until he tripped on his chain, put a Ted Kennedy shirt on him and call him a "Demercret" repeatedly while pointing and laughing etc.

 

[Timedog]

Says who, troll? It's a custom tag I myself requested. I have over one million posts.

:lol

 

[Drozmight]

If zombie movies have tought me anything its that I need to shoot anyone I meet in the head. They might be hiding the fact that they've been bit.

 

[EGM92]

Once all the living become zombies... what happens then? are the living not their food source? Will they just roam the earth? or will they eventually drop dead with no food?! AH STUPID TOPIC! WHY DO YOU MAKE ME PONDER SUCH THINGS?!

What I really hate about zombie movies is everyone knows that a shot to the head kills them. Why do they insist on spaying the body with bullets wasting their ammo?! .... Sorry I just had one of my RE moments.

 

[iapetus]

:lol

It's not far from the truth, actually. He got landed with the custom tag for mocking someone for being a Junior Member. There are more of them out there than you might think.