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Dark Stock Photos is my new favorite Twitter account
- Thread starter Tom_Cody
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This one has always been my favorite.
I knew this was coming the moment I saw the picture.
Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew
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Gotta have dem snacks when you're watching a disaster
Browsing GAF on Tuesday afternoon.
SliceSabre
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Most badass Jesus I've ever seen.Liam Neeson reprises his role as Jesus.
Isn't that something you could easily start doing on your own?
waveuponwave
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OmegaTreeFish
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Stock sites take pictures from anyone if they are what they need. These places don't take the shots them selves. They are a platform for self employed photographers. Thats why there is so much crap on them.
SiegfriedFM
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To be fair, that would be my reaction too.
shit man... thats brutal
Is the robber trying to stop the girl from shooting herself? From villain to hero.
Dunno what he's crying for. Can't be put in jail as a toddler.
Yellow pants, that`s the problem.
Linkstrikesback
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PERSONA
Okay what the fuck is going on here
Why is this guy wearing a santa hat
Why is he topless
Why is he squeezing his nipples
So many questions
GAF over the holidays.
The funniest thing about this one is imagining the three (probably shirtless) hairy-armed dudes that had to cozy up underneath that bed to create this picture.
Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew
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Dunno what he's crying for. Can't be put in jail as a toddler.
"What's in the box?????"
megarockexe
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Okay, this got me lol!
Probably just photoshop. Creepy pic though.
OmegaTreeFish
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I mean... its clealy 1 guy and then photoshopped. its the same 2 left and same 2 right hands.
The funniest thing is how the bed monster arms have used the Jurassic Park raptor hunting technique
Girl turn her head to the left...."clever boy"
Also that bed walking to a jewlers to buy matching pinkie rings at somepoint. Would be an interesting scene to witness.
Head of Vengarl
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I'm kind of a wreck right now after finishing Your Lie in April last night, so I really appreciate your funny thread OP. Just what I needed.
Look at how much fun he's having.
My wife is ALWAYS moaning about how I stack the dishwasher, so I feel his pain.
Indrid Cold1
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This thread is amazing. Thank you all
hey_it's_that_dog
benevolent sexism
Dog is like what the fuck man this isn't what we talked about
I feel like this could get some use
And now I'm crying at work 🤣
Lastgengamer
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dead
That was me at Amazon-_-
I thought this was a photo of the Microsoft warehouse where that pour soul tried lifting an original Xbox off a shelf.
Lastgengamer
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Who knows if it's really a stock photo, or real
But yeah that OG Xbox was a weapon in the right hands. 
Daffy Duck
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Who knows if it's really a stock photo, or real
The inclusion of this monstrosity would get me to buy a ticket to Pacific Rim 2 on release day.
old manatee
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That's good shit.
Daffy Duck
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Skyline Owl
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*Flashback of playing Phantasmagoria with my sisters when I was like 5*
Merriweather
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I think the parenting magazine I work for has used assorted kids with guns stock photos to illustrate stories. None quite as ridiculous as these, but there is a market for them.
adamsapple
Or is it just one of Phil's balls in my throat?
Grown up version
Dusk Golem
A 21st Century Rockefeller
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This one doesn't get enough loveGAF?
Dunno what he's crying for. Can't be put in jail as a toddler.
The funny thing is that this is the most belieavable pic of the bunch omfg hahahahh